quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a rolling new york times thread

This article reminds me of the early Aziz skit set in Other Music where he mentions a Devendra Banhart concert someone is throwing in a dumpster.

Artists are supposed to live near poor people. Are you telling me there aren't any poor people left in New York City?

http://slackwise.net/files/images/Simpsons/Simpsons%20-%20Homeless%20to%20Mailbox.gif

I'm so broke I can't even afford a picture of New York.

arts scenes are the pits

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/01/your-money/why-you-should-tell-your-kids-how-much-you-make.html
i agree with this in principle but oh the execution of the idea

Money is a source of mystery to children. They sense its power, so they ask questions, lots of them, over many years. Why isn’t our house as big as my cousin’s? Why can’t I have a carnivorous plant terrarium? Why should I respect my teachers if they earn only $60,000 per year? (Real question!) Are we poor? Why didn’t you give money to the man who asked you for some? If my sister can have Hello-Kitty-themed Beats by Dre headphones, why won’t you get me the Bluetooth-enabled Lego Mindstorms set? (It’s only $349, and it’s educational, Mom!)

Even for the rich, life sometimes involves things that you have to decide about

cf the punchline of the jaden smith key and peele sketch

http://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/02/08/realestate/08HUNT-MAIN/08HUNT-MAIN-superJumbo.jpg

real question!

not NYT but this reminded me of the original image itt:
http://www.citynews.ca/2015/06/24/toronto-couple-says-view-from-million-dollar-dream-home-spoiled-by-toronto-hydro-pole/

It's funny that the "view" they lost is of the building across the street.

The shots of the couple posing around their home and the pole are ludicrous. It's funny that the pole currently serves no purpose. No wires. It's just a naked pole planted in the yard.

house looks shitty, but fuck that's a nice pole

questions:

What kind of a name for a neighborhood is Bloor West Village?
Why is a Hydro company installing poles? What's it got to do w water?
The whole thing is a joke right?

wtf canada

would guess it's hydroelectric

“I was shocked by the power of my personal shopper,” she said.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/07/25/your-money/how-to-connive-a-reservation-at-that-oh-so-popular-restaurant.html

"socialite and actress" with five uncredited parts on her IMDB page

lol how onionesque is this caption

Cassandra Seidenfeld outside of the Arlington Club on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, where she has a dinner reservation.
Nancy Borowick for The New York Times

No one in New York wants to wait months.

For starters, adjust your expectations. Everyone wants to have lunch at 12.30 p.m. and dinner on a Saturday at 8 p.m. Chances are the other diners calling are just as affluent, willing to spend and unknown as you.

that's a funny starter I don't care how shit hot the restaurant is

gifs-go-beyond-emoji-to-express-thoughts-without-words.html

socialite is obvious and standard code for "married someone rich" or "family money" right?

"bold face name you haven't heard of"

this was my inspirational story of the day for some weird reason. she's just awesome and she looks awesome and has this awesome life in an awesome house and does all kinds of awesome stuff. every story about people with money should be this cool:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/02/realestate/karen-allen-at-home-in-the-berkshires.html?hpw&rref=realestate&WT.nav=bottom-well&module=CloseSlideshow®ion=SlideShowTopBar&version=SlideCard-10&action=click&contentCollection=Real%20Estate&pgtype=imageslideshow

sorry, doesn't really belong here i guess. she's just cool.

She sounds super sweet and nice, and I had a huge crush on her as a kid. Can't really hate on anyone for being deeply into their interests/hobbies.

meanwhile...
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/02/realestate/the-millennial-commune.html?&moduleDetail=section-news-0&action=click&contentCollection=Real%20Estate®ion=Footer&module=MoreInSection&version=WhatsNext&contentID=WhatsNext&pgtype=article

gives a new meaning to "socialism for the rich"

http://www.buzzfeed.com/nitashatiku/silicon-valley-coliving#.tjj5wZdN1

IA^10 @ that. It never feels good to root for a crash, but wrt silicon valley right now I feel like it's long overdue.

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-08/1/17/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-mid-2258-1438465089-1.jpg

At one such party, none of the 30 guests knew one another, but most embraced when the night was over, Mr. Jackson recalled.

most

<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/05/dining/hannah-kirshner-of-sweets-bitters-and-her-omelet-pan-for-the-backyard-bounty.html";>This one seemed pretty tailormade to the thread</a>; here's a highlight selection:

Now 30, she has three chickens of her own: Cookie Dough, a Mottled Java; Hillary Chicken, a Rhode Island Red; and Black Bettie, an Australorp. They live in her backyard in Red Hook, Brooklyn, and lay about a dozen eggs a week. These she sometimes shares with the neighbors, at once an act of good will and a peace offering. (She said that the chickens don’t squawk much.)

Ms. Kirshner studied painting at the Rhode Island School of Design, where she once made a dress that looked like a cupcake, spreading paint on the skirt and the bodice with a spatula for an impasto effect; she wore it while handing out cupcakes that looked like the dress. She went on to train as a competitive cyclist, then found that she preferred the pace of life as a bartender and baker. (At one point, she sold cupcakes from her bicycle.)

She started Sweets & Bitters in 2012 with a focus on desserts and cocktails. She envisioned a quarterly; the current publishing schedule puts it closer to an annual. “It was a really terrible business idea,” she said with a laugh.

That year, she lost a garden-level apartment to Hurricane Sandy. She would have lost the chickens, too, if not for a neighbor who braved a chest-high flood to rescue them from an unmoored coop. Since then, one of the crew, a Columbian Wyandotte named Chicki Minaj, has died.

Ms. Kirshner has other jobs, as a recipe developer and a food stylist. Having a steady supply of eggs to fry eases the bills.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/05/dining/hannah-kirshner-of-sweets-bitters-and-her-omelet-pan-for-the-backyard-bounty.html
rather

rip chicki minaj

She stows the eggs in a hen-shape wire basket (that she bought for herself)

“It was a really terrible business idea,” she said with a laugh.
“It was a really terrible business idea,” she said with a laugh.
“It was a really terrible business idea,” she said with a laugh.
“It was a really terrible business idea,” she said with a laugh.
“It was a really terrible business idea,” she said with a laugh.

An earlier version of this article and a picture caption misstated the material of Hannah Kirshner’s omelet pan. It is blue steel, not cast iron.

jesus fucking christ, NYT, how could you possibly fuck *that* up?

oh my god

in the first NYT article about these ppl, it is revealed that Cookie Dough is also called Salt Hen Peppa

oh my god

holy shit that these people get two articles
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/13/nyregion/displaced-by-storm-couple-seeks-rental-with-access-to-chicken-coop.html

“It was just sitting there,” said Leisah Swenson, one of the restaurant’s owners and a professed animal lover. “Why not have chickens?”

“Here’s a chicken sitting on a coffee table,” Ms. Kirshner said, displaying a photo on her iPhone.

I don't exactly feel OK snarking here because I have kept (rental) chickens in my (urbanish) backyard.

i am okay with anyone keeping poultry but "chicki minaj" and the cupcake dress tho

those puns are so unworthy

One in the chamber,
thirty-two in the clip
Motherfuckers better strip
Before you find out
how blue steel feel

That's a carbon steel pan, not "blue steel" (which should be "blued steel"). I appreciate that the Times knows that pieces like that aren't worth editing.

Those chicken names are awesome!

(my cat is named Cat Benatar)

http://dujour.com/news/andrew-warren-tiffany-trump-gaia-matisse-kyra-kennedy-reya-benitez/

fuck these people

"It’s about us being fucking amazing people and loving each other"