― VARGBOT, Thursday, 11 November 2004 03:54 (nineteen years ago) link
I ask you though in earnestness: is the machine a invention of northern europe (ugh, how I choke on the name bestowed on this the true first world) or is it the pawn of american imperialism?
(Also have you seen Faertrich recently? He was seen in Eidfjord recently crowing about an incident with Närd)
― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Thursday, 11 November 2004 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― peepee (peepee), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:38 (nineteen years ago) link
I say little more on this and wish Vargbot condolence.
― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Janne Karlsson, Saturday, 13 November 2004 09:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― the pock-marked kid, Monday, 29 November 2004 03:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Janne Karlsson, Monday, 29 November 2004 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― the pock-marked kid, Thursday, 2 December 2004 05:40 (nineteen years ago) link
(How Tori Kudo of Maher Shalal Hash Baz answers the question 'What does rock mean to you?')
― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 2 December 2004 07:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Friday, 8 September 2006 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― S- (sgh), Friday, 8 September 2006 05:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link
furious trajectory across the sky leading a host of the slain pwns "lightning bolt
odin's name means "fury". zeus turned someone to stone for stealing a golden dog he liked as a baby (gay).
zeus also too distracted by the ladies to be very serious
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 01:54 (seventeen years ago) link
Just making certainty that this is serious!!
This one: <i>although maybe it is indeed Popeye who sings, for like him it is sounding, hihi!</i>
uff da, it is the funniest thing in the internet?
― Pål Útlendi, Monday, 31 December 2007 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link
With the passing of winds has come the advent of a new breed, an army of so-called 'avant-garde' black-metallers like Deathspell Omega and that most troglodyte of creatures, Malefic. Even Dodheimsgard and Mayhem have returned with a vengeance, creating bewildering, near-incomprehensible tracts of horrible noise for our misery and disentertainment. Thus it follows that one's lovemaking must adapt accordingly. No more 'in out shake it all about'; instead, as Deathspell Omega's guitarist begins abother atonal seizure, you withdraw and frenziedly start trying to shag all the walls of the room instead. Then when you cannot, retire to atop a cupboard and weep. This is the new black metal loving, guaranteed 30% more Satanic.
― Just got offed, Monday, 31 December 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link
You are boring everyone, probably!
With "Dodheimsgard"
― Pål Útlendi, Monday, 31 December 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
I shall call them DHG from now on. It is what all their most cursed and therefore best fans know them to be. They make funky sounds for desperation lovers.
― Just got offed, Monday, 31 December 2007 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh god, what? Is this ALL joking, because parts seem serious? This is what I came to ask before about "Janne Karlsson?"
― Pål Útlendi, Monday, 31 December 2007 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link
It is no joke. It is our expression of total despair through the destruction of sexual congress and the slow descent into dementia that comes with the New Black Metal love technique.
― Just got offed, Monday, 31 December 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Not asking about you, probably! You have demonstrated a joke already by typing "Dodheimsgard."
― Pål Útlendi, Monday, 31 December 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
ouch
― roxymuzak, Monday, 31 December 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Dodheimsgard are a joke, yes, a single joke in the stand-up routine that is the Apocalypse. Hail.
― Just got offed, Monday, 31 December 2007 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Hails to you also, I did not intend a painful joke (as this one said, "ouch"), but I assume it is not a serious blog about black metal because of that mentioning. (Also, it is obviously not serious with the one about Popeye!)
― Pål Útlendi, Monday, 31 December 2007 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
And yes, it is a joke dude to the title. This is made obvious, but some postings seem more than serious. I mainly wonder about "Janne Karlsson", if this person is real.
― Pål Útlendi, Monday, 31 December 2007 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Who comes here?
― Pål Útlendi, Monday, 31 December 2007 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Well I am now uinderstanding this place. And I now have made stupid mistakes on coding, which I can fix?
― Pål Útlendi, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
And I now know, is what I am meaning there.
― Pål Útlendi, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
good thread
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Existential triumph?
― Mordechai Shinefield, Thursday, 3 January 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I would not be making it so extreme, but ok!
― Pål Útlendi, Thursday, 3 January 2008 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Welcome, Pål. You are right, this is a joke thread, and as far as I know everyone here was joking around, though most of us are black metal fans. Janne Karlsson is a fiction, of course.
― moley, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I would have bet on that. Thank you, "moley!"
― Pål Útlendi, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Taking sides: Janne Karlson Vs Luna
― Ronan, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
What is it?>
― Pål Útlendi, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link
BTW, Attila does sound like Popeye.
― moley, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Who disputes it?!
― Pål Útlendi, Friday, 4 January 2008 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Not I!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 January 2008 06:31 (sixteen years ago) link
penis liek ;_;
-- Thomas Fratta, Saturday, 6 November 2004 21:45 (3 years ago)
― gff, Saturday, 1 March 2008 03:45 (sixteen years ago) link
DHG is horrible dodheimsgard is the greatest shit ever
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 1 March 2008 03:59 (sixteen years ago) link
plus, i think vortex needs to sing in more bands
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 1 March 2008 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link
this thread needs to be revived every so often ...
― Eisbaer, Thursday, 4 December 2008 12:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Can anyone locate the thread where Sami & Janne are bragging about their repective bands and threatening each other?
― MaresNest, Thursday, 4 December 2008 14:05 (fifteen years ago) link
but frostbite on genital is no fun, i warn you.
― Vas Djifrens, Thursday, November 4, 2004 7:22 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark
no, it doesn't sound like fun
o_O
― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 06:19 (fifteen years ago) link
good times, this thread LOL
― Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Saturday, 29 May 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link
How did I miss this thread? It may be the best ever.
― ô_o (Nicole), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link
stuffing my slatanic stump in her soggy sewer brings forth blackward banal messages farting from her mayhemic windpipe.
this is the greatest sentence in language
― some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Saturday, 29 May 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Make sour hate to me, o rancid one
― minor thread (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 29 May 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link