This is the thread where you roll up the rim to win

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AirBud 7, The Dog Gets Iced

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 10 March 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I know you're just being Ned, uh Ned, but Cujo = Curtis Joseph.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 10 March 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't follow your primitive barbaric sport enough to know of these amusing little nicknames you grant people. Do you still make the goal nets out of fishing twine and twigs? *hides*

(I actually like hockey as a sport because it's essentially soccer on ice, or vice versa or something.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 March 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned with hockey hair would be GREBT!
He'd be like a blond Barry Melrose.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 10 March 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

What kind of goddamn crack are you ON? Some kind of cheap Canadian stuff cooked up by the type of people Dave Q specifically fled from, I'll bet.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 March 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Hockey without fighting is like a ballet on ice"
-Only someone (even if it was a Canadian) in LA could say that.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 10 March 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I won yet another coffee yesterday.
Between yesterday and listening to Melville now Im just going to blankly stare at my computer monitor and smile.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I haven't won anything! The cappucinos have been for nought.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 14 March 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

(If I'm paying money to roll up to the rim, I'd DAMN WELL better be getting some luvin' in return.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

You deny the power of coffee love?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

You keep you job and your rim thoughts seperate mister.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

And how is your noodle?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned, its got to be what 9 in the morning for you?

My noodles are in the fridge, pad thai for lunch, yummy.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned, its got to be what 9 in the morning for you?

8:30. And who needs coffee when there's stuff like this?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't want your sick twisted perving on my thread. Tim Horton's roll up to win is akin to sacred happiness.

Go perv on Kate's threads, she likes it.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

I would be extraneous there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well she can't perv on her own can she?
Im not sure I want to ask that question.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think you have outdone yourself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

You've taken something sacred to most Canadians and a few New England area residents and twisted to your own needs and deprieved desires.
EVIL!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

My mom entered me in a contest when I was a lad and I won a basketball, an ugly Gatorade dufflebag, and two tickets to a Bulls game.
A few months before that I won something through some Dunkin Donuts promotion...can't remember what though.

You may now return to discussing goalies...Hasek RULEZ U R ALL GAY!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is not This is the thread you promptly derail.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

You've taken something sacred to most Canadians and a few New England area residents and twisted to your own needs and deprieved desires. EVIL!

Hey, hold on! Nicole is in Michigan and clearly she worships at the shrine too! Do not exclude.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also, this part of New England does not know from this "Horton rimming".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

No your too far south, you have to wait a year or so, upstate New York, Michigan, Ohio I believe have their share of Tim's.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

163 stores currently in New York, Ohio, Michigan, Maine, Kentucky & West Virgina. There was a NY Times article about getting that over 350 but I can't find it.

From Tim's website last year:
"150 in the U.S. (located mainly in the Buffalo, NY; Columbus, Ohio; and Detroit, Michigan areas."

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 March 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just finished listening to The Carpenter's 'The Singles 1969-1973'. SOMEONE CHEER ME UP NOW.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

ACH! WRONG THREAD!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

i almost went to the one in west virginia once. misbegotten hellhole (the state, not Tim's).

― Dave M. (rotten03), Saturday, 15 March 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

when i was 10, i won a trip to LA to see the Rose Bowl! it was a sweepstakes at my local supermarket

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 March 2003 04:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just won a muffin, yeah me!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 17 March 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just won a donut! WATCH OUT NOW, IT'S PARTY TIME

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 17 March 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

What kind of muffin are you gonna get there, rogue-boy (**Bryan playfully pokes Noodles in the ribz and offers to buy him a drink or six the next time he sees him**)? It should be a blueberry burst!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

fruit explosion!

actually, no. banana walnut rules all.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Im going to buy a chocolatechip muffin and put it in the microwave and smother the poor thing in butter untill its incredibly unhealthy.

But the big question is what kinda donut you going to rock?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

*whispers*

"maple dip. maaaaaa-ple diii-p..."

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

**screams like a demented 4-year old**

"BOSTON CREAM!!! BOSTON CRRRRRRRRRREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!"

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

hungoverly moans "Canadian maple"

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Screw all y'all. Blueberry fritter! Dude!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

(tho admittedly Boston Cream is running a close second)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

YOU ARE ALL KEEPING THIS THREAD ALIVE TO TORTURE ME I JUST KNOW IT.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

sean's free donut coupon = frittered.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do they have chocolate filled? I want to roll up the rim, win a donut, get one of those chocolate Boston creams, then sick my tongue in the hole and lick out that creamy brown goodness.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan. To. Thread.

*head explodes*

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shit!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Get it?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan, you're from Boston, right? ;)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I WASN'T GOING TO GO THERE (although the first thing that crossed my mind was "note to self: do not bend over while pantsless in Bryan's presence unless I want a tongue-lashing")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

From http://www.nationalgeographic.com/coffee/article3.html
“Another native we have also picks with care,” Doyo told me over a superb cup of coffee. “The luak, that’s a small catlike animal, gorges after dark on the most ripe, the best of our crop. It digests the fruit and expels the beans, which our farm people collect, wash, and roast, a real delicacy. "

“Something about the natural fermentation that occurs in the luak’s stomach seems to make the difference. For Javanese, this is the best of all coffees—our Kopi luak.”

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I didn't even say ONE SICK THING. You guys and your bum-play! I just like the feeling of my tongue going into the hole, especially when a little bit of the cream has come out as a sort of "lube".

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Re: Noodles' last post: MUST GET TO STARBUCK'S NOW. CAT-POO COFFEE!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 March 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

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