Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

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ok that is super grossout

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 December 2014 00:30 (nine years ago) link

refuse to believe that is caravan's 1st appearance here

tl;dr, gukbar, morbis detrius (wins), Monday, 22 December 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link

I put the prog titles in a whole different group from most of what we've seen in this thread.

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Monday, 22 December 2014 01:27 (nine years ago) link

The album cover has some innuendo in that it is made to look like a tongue licking an anus. However, when opened completely, it is actually a tongue licking a peach.

mookieproof, Monday, 22 December 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link

eddie harris - i'm tired of driving

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 December 2014 01:45 (nine years ago) link

so many of these titles are just things your parents say

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 December 2014 01:46 (nine years ago) link

Gentle Giant's album concepts improved remarkably when they moved on from peach licking to extremely mundane stuff like "whatever happened to our buddies in school?" and "what if we did a whole album about interviews?" Plus the great Watergate record & the failed relationships record.

x-post --- I was trying and failing to post a pic of Stiller & Meara's comedy album with the title "Laugh When You Want." Are they saying we can play this "comedy album" anytime we want? An adventure like this is unheard of in the 20th century.

Vic Perry, Monday, 22 December 2014 01:49 (nine years ago) link

you can laugh when you want to. you can leave your friends behind.

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Monday, 22 December 2014 01:56 (nine years ago) link

cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine

Vic Perry, Monday, 22 December 2014 02:17 (nine years ago) link

The album cover has some innuendo in that it is made to look like a tongue licking an anus. However, when opened completely, it is actually a tongue licking a peach.

― mookieproof, Sunday, December 21, 2014 7:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha i love these explanations as if ppl go around licking peaches all the time..

phil everly cover a precursor to an 80s variant of these, which I imagine has been posted?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51A6H7DA14L.jpg

waddy watchel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 December 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

the drops of drool on the gentle giant are really what makes it gross imo

waddy watchel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 December 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

actually its about tongue-licking a peach #GentleGiant

Funky as hell even on the lap. (stevie), Monday, 22 December 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

hahaha

waddy watchel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 December 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

#GentleGiant

#HashtagGraveyard

... that's the Hudson Brothers btw, best image I could find (xp)

Root It Oot (Tom D.), Monday, 22 December 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

kkk guy in background? wtf

waddy watchel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 December 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link

Even more objectionable, Bernie Taupin's in the background.

Root It Oot (Tom D.), Monday, 22 December 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link

Which Hudson Brother was Sonic Youth's "Swimsuit Issue" about?

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 04:40 (nine years ago) link

The Counts - "What's Up Front That - Counts"

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, December 17, 2014 8:54 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is such a dope record though

man alive, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 05:10 (nine years ago) link

Even more objectionable, Bernie Taupin's in the background.

Was wondering about that, then looked closer and saw it was originally released on Elton & Bernie's vanity label, The Rocket Record Company.

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 05:26 (nine years ago) link

re: the Counts, it looked promising, maybe I'll stop back at the shop and grab it if it's cheap.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 05:47 (nine years ago) link

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SNGFN97SL.jpg

Joe Cocker: Luxury You Can Afford

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 05:53 (nine years ago) link

We need to see the open gatefold to see the extent of Caravan's 'joke'

http://caravan.get-ctrl.com/sites/4c5ab81e-6108-4aa1-bcae-27ae0a000002/img/thumbs/50fd4b08-6090-4000-991f-7aa90a000002_960x.jpg

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 05:55 (nine years ago) link

Special circle of hell for gatefold punchline "jokes," between that and Jo Jo Gunne and "Did He Fall..." it's just an awful cavalcade of failure.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 06:59 (nine years ago) link

Hudson Brothers seems like it's going for a live-action version of one of these: post movie posters done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s - lookit all these wacky characters! It's a mad, mad, mad, mad album! But you just can't convey the same density of little heads in this format. And yeah, uh, the Klansman. No thanks.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 07:01 (nine years ago) link

thought Joe Cocker was Griff Rhys-Jones for a moment there

soref, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 07:10 (nine years ago) link

suggestban caravan

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 07:11 (nine years ago) link

thought Joe Cocker was Griff Rhys-Jones for a moment there

Cocker's not a cunt tho

Rallsballs@onelist.com (stevie), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:29 (nine years ago) link

btw Caravan are an f'n awesome band despite the late period album covers

ancient texts, things that can't be pre-dated (President Keyes), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:52 (nine years ago) link

ehh the cover's not that great anyway

Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 27 December 2014 14:13 (nine years ago) link

cover isn't in the vein but "Whoa, Nellie!" by Nellie Furtado is kind of in this zone, saw it at at secondhand store the other day

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link

man though dr casino I'm listening to that Phil Everly solo stuff right now and it's pretty nice!

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link

hahaha i remember lolling at that Furtado title at the time...surely couldn't have been her idea, ugh.

If I were to check out only one Phil Everly solo record above, which should it be? "Phil's Diner" is the most appealing I gotta say...just a nice guy on a road trip getting a kick out of seeing his name on a sign...

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link

Precursor to Phil's Diner

http://eil.com/images/main/The-Doors-Morrison-Hotel-395023.jpg

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link

not sure if it totally fits here but

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ed/Bachman-Turner_Overdrive_-_Not_Fragile.jpg

some decent jams on this

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

Great.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 2 January 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link

actually recorded in macon! doesn't make up for their next one tho

mookieproof, Friday, 2 January 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link

http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/x432/pierleo22/poppy1.jpg

Doctor Casino, Friday, 2 January 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

Unfortunate title for your only album...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/413KFppUk4L._SL1500_.jpg

The World's Strangest Man 2014 (Tom D.), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

Feel sad now, hope Paul has had a happy life.

The World's Strangest Man 2014 (Tom D.), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link

Mrs Poppy Seeds is a babe

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 January 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link

At first glance I thought Wagon Tracks was by Genderswitch.

the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

Mrs Poppy Seeds is a babe

I saw her perform last year and she remains a babe.

http://www.inwhiterock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Susan-J-Park.jpg

everything, Friday, 2 January 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

Wow, she looks great. Canadian air must be good for your skin!

LOVE that Poppy Family LP cover - I have never seen one, even though I have the CD.

Whitney Di-Ennial (I M Losted), Friday, 2 January 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

Mr. Poppy, of course, is Terry Jacks, who would later look back on his seedier days as so many seasons in the sun.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 2 January 2015 23:23 (nine years ago) link

Damn! Did not know that

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 3 January 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link


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