The official bored-at-work cryptic crossword pass it on thread.

"Forge the mine path". Primarily used in Minecraft when building a path into a mine.

It's tough but I'm enjoying it, clues are pretty straightforward and the instructions are clear and not a huge stumbling block.

I mean I'm like less than a quarter done.

Director of films to include head of penis? Almost - pianist

(4,4)

nope... gonna add an extra hint to mine.

Little bleeder's reported break in to Electronic Arts' south Devon seaside office? (8,3)

--d--t--/---

I'm stumped

Got it. (not sure why it's office though?)

Oh, 'outpost in Devon' makes sense though.

I threw a question mark in there to indicate something fishy but I think it's ok, if EA had an office in T------ you'd just call it EA T------. Like errrrrr DKNY?

r-d--t--/k--

Guardian prize now the usual war of attrition, was hoping the parents would help but they'd completed less than me.

Omg just got it

radiator key!

:)

That kind of cryptic definition would normally have me decrying the compiler as a scoundrel.

It gets by because we like "little bleeder"

Did you get mine?

Nope, give us letters!

Given up on the guardian in a huff, if anyone can explain how "comrade - stan's" is at all cryptic for "oliver" - well it probably won't change my mind.

http://previous.presstv.ir/photo/20131210/339246_Laurel-%20Hardy-%20biographical%20film.jpg

yeah but like

idgi

btw

--n-/-a--

those chuckleheads were the first thing I thought of, that still ain't no cryptic clue.

Yeah unless "Oliver" is another word for "comrade" or sth

sth to do with the Song of Roland or...?

(don't even know if I'm overreaching here; did not attempt said crossword as the gimmick was beyond me, by which I don't even mean adding letters but the whole not knowing where to split the clues thing)

Cromwellian perhaps, but that kind of "guess which Stan this refers to" isn't unheard of in cryptics

not especially hard but i always appreciate arachne and her politics:

Ends of Rice, Brown and Garner? Time for anger (6)

nice

(talking of hard, i don't think i've ever been as irritated with a crossword as that maskarade prize one from the other week)

There was a pop at ukip voters in the Boxing Day one, can't remember the setter

Gonna post this once more & then give solution

Director of films to include head of penis? Almost - /pianist/ (4,4)

--n-/-a--

Oops zing

Director of films to include head of penis? Almost - pianist(4,4)

--n-/-a--

Lang Lang

Thread could do w some more cryptic penile insertions

Took me a little while to come up with this one

Cheeky old man, measure with huge one out and give head direction, faint ring of a one hit wonder? (4,5)

Bit long i know but here's a clue a la wins

--n-/--u--

Objective: refuse to be heard in a thriller about a duck? (9)

I couldn't get this one for the life of me. Homonym AND a double definition!

Damn that is a tough one. All I can think is "equitable" fitting if the solution is another word for "objective", but I can't see how that works. Is refuse homonym something like nix/nicks or waste/waist? Still doesn't really help. Is duck referring to a type of duck eg pekin?

No bites for my clue so can I just

Wang Chung

>>> Is refuse homonym something like nix/nicks or waste/waist?

Neither. And part of my problem was the way I pronounce said word is not exactly a homophone with the word they're seeking, so I just didn't hear it.

Hint: G_L _ _ _ _ _ _

Goldeneye?

Yep. I pronounce 'deny' with a long e, so duh-nye just wasn't popping into my head. Plus not a fan of recent James Bond films and never heard of the duck.

today's Graun

Not too heavy a sea? That's fortunate (4,2,4)

oof, the goldeneye clue

some brilliant ones in the NYD arachne that gave us the relatively easy Rice/Brown/Garner clue upthread (er yes i've only just finished it). particularly enjoyed:

Split from husband, heading off to give birth in cowshed (5)
Do successors occupy country, having ousted last PM? (7)
Perfectly embodies the ultimate in courageous soldier material (5)
Six ducks living on Scottish islands, one with more than one tongue (8)

i think she might be my favourite setter by far

idg qiqing's clue

I'm not sure but I'll have a go at parsing it thus: wang = cheeky word for old man (penis), c - measure (celsius?), take one out of huge = hug + add N (header direction), Wang Chung = one-hit wonder. Bit of a slog imo.

AND Wang Chung had three top 10 hits here in the US.

Er, actually just two. And "Dance Hall Days" wasn't one of them.

I did suggest it was a bit long, overworked a tad, but hard to do w/o sacrificing nudgenudgewinkwinkoohergeorgeformby. Getting the n in there was a slog, but hard to do otherwise. It was initially going to be something like "curved spine" for penis but I couldn't get it to work for Wang Chung that easily and wanted it to resemble wins's clue.

I figured there would be dissent to the one hit wonder status, which is why I included a question mark. There's debate about it because they weren't really a one hit wonder but are sometimes tagged as such, AND in the UK they were known for one song afaik.

Getting a bit clever but wang is also a word meaning cheek and faint ring refers to Wang Chung meaning "yellow bell". Otherwise anagram otm.

Of course they were originally called Huang Chung which would have made it even more difficult.

Notices from Social Security about something that is to be shared. (5)

I so wanted this to be SPOTS.

It isn't?