kanye west graduation

I don't know how I missed "I’m a Dairy Queen" and "I also love the dress" in the same paragraph.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, August 30, 2007 3:09 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

he idolised puffy and mase but he also idolised native tongues cos he was a geekazoid. i cant imagine he had that huge a part in all the big balling that all the bad boy artists were involved in. he wasnt exactly one of the hitmen was he? he was just a small time producer back then.

-- titchyschneiderMk2, Saturday, November 24, 2007 1:57 PM (21 minutes ago)

I have no idea what point you're trying to make now or if it even has anything to do with the post by that Gavin dude that I was responding to, but he said Kanye was suddenly making big Puffy videos as if he was never part of that scene "until he realized in that typically coked-out megalomaniacal way that he was the biggest pop star ever," and I was just pointing out that Kanye has always been blatantly careerist and aspiring to be part of that sphere. of course he was an unknown peripheral figure in the 90's and didn't actually become a star until about 2004, but I'm pretty sure he would've put on a shiny suit in a second if they'd asked him to.

(lol xpost)

"I'm pretty sure he would've put on a shiny suit in a second if they'd asked him to."

i would agree. lol.

So who on this thread is going to get a cease & desist e-mail first: the guy who posted a download link to the whole Kanye album, or the people clowning on Fennessey?

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 31 August 2007 02:51 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

science projects

-- dylannn, Friday, 31 August 2007 02:54 (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

^^^this was the point in the thread where I lost my shit

Taking Sides: Having Your Embarrassing Undergrad Crit Online Forever For Others To Rip On vs. Random Server Crash That Destroys It All Forever

Took me long enough to find an example:

http://elm.washcoll.edu/past/070/01/70_1ran.php

we need a running kanye blogwatch thread.

the connect 4 game vs. jonah hill where 'ye goes and puts on his own song kindof reminded me of the boogie nights drug dealer scene and was amazing

i'll tie you to a chair and make you eat ur own defecation 8>

xpost

-- luriqua, Saturday, September 1, 2007 7:50 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

-- Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:13 PM (Tuesday, September 11, 2007 10:13 PM) Bookmark Link

fennessey lolz + i am serious rap criticism + issues with culture + hip-hop + some of the best yahh brigade zings = one of my fav threads of all time i aint bullshittin

by the way, which one's Pink?

Speaking of, have we had a thread dedicated to "Who Knew"? I don't think so. Maybe this should be it. Damn, that song is beautiful. I love that really tense buildup at the end. Pink's vocal reminds me quite a bit of Kelly Clarkson's on "Never Again." They're right next to each other on my top 50 singles of the year list (as of right now).

-- Tape Store, Saturday, September 1, 2007 7:03 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

retarded, pointless posts very much in character

so many o4u in this thead :D

The disconnect is that Kanye actually hears Daft Punk in its intended setting--clubs and parties. While most of the people who write and pontificate about Kanye on the internet only hear Daft Punk through their headphones while they eat doritos and get blog ass.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:13 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

jeez does EVERY thread have to be about Perpetua?

-- Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:16 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

btw did al just keep this fennessey article in the holster while waiting for the right time to use it or did he just stumble upon it the around the time the thread was started? we demand answers. or have you dudes lolled @ this before?

i'm often pleased by deadanimalhat.jpeg

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 06:12 (7 months ago) Link

just call me cultured.

-- and what, Friday, August 31, 2007 11:33 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

lost meme

The show's what Kanye would expect from a band A-Trak likes. Loud and aggressive and playful, and he knows he's going to have bruises in the morning. He wants them.

He feels alive like he hasn't in what feels like months. The music drills into his brain, his heart echoes the thump of the bass, and he raises his hands above his head, loses himself in it, in the people, the press of bodies around him. Every once in awhile he catches a glimpse of A-Trak, eyes drifting to his from where he holds court at the bar - making sure I'm okay, Kanye thinks - and smiles. He can't disappear because no one escapes the watchful gaze of A-Trak. Kanye feels safe - first time in awhile for that, too.

When it's all over, A-Trak drives him home. They're silent, most of the way. A-Trak is like that a lot, when the cameras are off and they're out of the public eye. He chooses his words carefully, Kanye thinks. Knows the value of quiet. Smart guy.

They sit in Kanye's driveway for several long minutes, and Kanye mostly waits, because he senses there's something to say. He's more perceptive than people give him credit for.

A-Trak's fingers tap on the steering wheel. "Rosie O'Donnell wants to buy one of my bikes."

"Huh." Kanye's not sure what to say.

"She's gay."

"Yeah, I kind of already figured that out." There's a ghost of a smile on Kanye's lips.

"I'm gay, too, you know."

Kanye starts to giggle, because yes, yes, it's true. A-Trak is gay. A-Trak told them that years ago, when the whole thing started out, and he's not at all sure why it's funny, but Rosie's gay, and so is A-Trak, and maybe they'll be grand marshals of some Big Gay Parade somewhere. The giggles turn to full-fledged laughter, and before Kanye realizes what's happening he's laughing so hard he's crying. Then he is crying, great big fat tears streaming down his face and A-Trak's arms around him, A-Trak's voice soft in his ear.

It's been a long time since he's let himself cry.

When he's done, he wipes his face and gets out of the car, nodding at A-Trak, who rolls down his window. "Good to see you're still alive in there," he says, and backs out of the driveway. "By the way, you should check out this record by these French robot dudes, Daft Punk. Everyone at the club loves it."

Kanye stands there for a long time, well after his taillights have disappeared into the distance.

btw did al just keep this fennessey article in the holster while waiting for the right time to use it or did he just stumble upon it the around the time the thread was started? we demand answers. or have you dudes lolled @ this before?

-- J0rdan S., Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

we lolled on board (and specifically about "I'm often pleased by Rakim" I think offboard) way before this thread, I think I had to stop clowning him (in public) by that point just because I don't need any more tough guy e-mail from dude about it, but the first post in this thread was just an opportunity I couldn't resist.

had tried to stop clowning him, i meant to say.

this thread = the gift that keeps on givin'

i'm translucent btw

got "Barry Bonds" on right now and can't help but be taken with how much it shats on "See You in My Nightmares"

so sean fenn has started a new group tumblr called Fetishizing The Other http://fetishizingtheother.tumblr.com/

do you guys think that he's gonna include "I also love the dress. The dashikis, baggy pants, giant clocks that hang around your neck, throwback jerseys — they’re all vibrant and different and fun."

that is vile

what a dairy queen

Huh, I always thought Donald Fagen was saying "Italian," not "champion."

-- jaymc, Tuesday, September 4, 2007 7:00 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol @ "did you realize you were Italian in their eyes." paging Passantino...

― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, September 4, 2007 3:14 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

last time i listened to "Kid Charlemagne" i totally sang along to the line as 'Italian' without even thinking about it or doing it on purpose