Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

i have never seen T2

It has a LOT more cum than you might think.

hahahahahahaha

I really hate the spelling "cum" i know that's how it's spelled etc. but it just bugs me and looks so juvenile but I guess when we're talking about a guy with a cum jar and a sexual predilection for animated ponies that should be the last thing that bothers me.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/0b255qqljtov8fn/terminator2.gif

https://www.dropbox.com/s/0b255qqljtov8fn/terminator2.gif?dl=0

Goddammmiitt

I have to wonder what stoked these fellows' libidos prior to the resurrection of My Little Pony. What did they put in the jar before MLP came into their lives?

http://media.giphy.com/media/f7tYXicAGamR2/giphy.gif

They came into MLP

Pretty sure Crowley would retroactively amend his statement about what thou wilt in light of this incident.

Maybe I'm just a bad person, but I didn't really see anything there I didn't expect to and didn't see anything that repulsive looking.

The concept itself is batshit fucking crazy though.

dulce de leche is forever ruined for me

Dulce de leche del hombre

I am so, so sorry.

hate u

you know, i'm glad this happened. i'm not sure why yet, but i feel like it's a good thing for the human race and our future. maybe it reveals some truth that needed to be proved? or something? maybe it'll teach us something about human nature? maybe it'll begin a healing process that ends up expanding beyond the my little pony cum jar? maybe the vox.com article will be really funny?

time will tell. maybe everything really does happen for a reason. maybe.

Yeah, I think once someone has reached the nadir of acts that can be committed in solitude, we as a species really have nowhere to go but up.

i can already think of something worse than this but i don't want to type it

basically this

but you know. not.

http://i.imgur.com/OnZFw1D.jpg

Thought those giant 2 liter 6 packs might have been bottles of heated cum

Upon further review, I'm not sure that's wrong

you're letting the cumboiler affect the way your brain perceives fluids and i'm worried about you

what are they doing out in the woods?

wait no i don't think i want to know the answer to this question

The guy with the "Monster" shirt otm.

https://vine.co/v/MQiAK3wu0Xj

http://i.imgur.com/hWpqbjm.gif

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I always click on this thread because I like My Little Pony. I should NEVER click on this thread, because I like My Little Pony.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

龜 has heretofore been one of my favorite posters but not any more.

I can't stop thinking about that little lick this dude gives the horn at the end l;aksjdf;lkasdjf;aisdug;osidfbjal;kdjg;lksdj;lksakdkdkdkdkdkd

I would rather watch Guy Fieri tongue a waterfall of sparkling water FOREVER than have ever watched this dude fellate a unicorn horn.

it's some kind of awful achievement that this thread continues to plumb new depths of horror even after all this time

kept waiting for a shot of the 'brony chamber' in Immortan Joe's citadel

how did we miss this

http://thefederalist.com/2015/04/08/my-little-pony-to-children-marxism-is-not-magic/

i saw that episode! he's totally right that it's about communism.

Yeah, at times I've contemplated starting a thread about right-wing nods (or messaging) in kids cartoons. Check out Scooby Doo's "Ernesto", a hypocritical environmental protest leader:

http://scoobydoo.wikia.com/wiki/Ernesto

my friend's 16yo nephew is a (self-described) brony

he's had some family/emotional/etc issues, so everyone's just happy that he's into something 'social' and that they know what to get him for xmas

: /

i was walking around wicker park in chicago sunday afternoon when a guy yelled at me "hey! did you see there was a PIG over there?" and sure enough when i rounded the corner he was motioning towards i found a black potbellied pig in a harness and leash held by a 15 year old boy in a Brony t-shirt

the kid explained it was the pig's birthday and his parents were inside buying it a cupcake

Is this real life?

was it this pig, or are there two pigs that get walked around chicago parks on a leash?

http://www.jessicaacs.com/when-you-take-a-pig-for-a-walk/

this isn't specifically brony related (I guess there might be some overlap between bronies and NAPPA members), but what does 'forking' mean in this context?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5b/7a/c0/5b7ac0ccc827a02ff263e711c2b19de3.jpg

That's the part you eat.

It's forking delicious.

can't imagine the pig being so receptive to hugs and booty scratches after you've consumed its midsection

my 10 year old is a bronie. i'm hoping he grows out of it like that time that he loved the band Kiss. i kinda can't stand watching the show.

i generally can't stand it, but i liked the recent episode w/ the wedding w/ the sequence w/ the dj pony and the violinist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqe4rJo1swk

Yeah if that's the best it gets I don't think I'm ever going to be a brony.