Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

HAHAHAHAHAHA x-post

Don't we have a pre-crime division of the police force yet that can arrest this guy before the body count begins in earnest?

ENBB now all I can think of is "Benedict Cummerpony"

I don't think Rainbow Dash is the mermaid pony btw xp

call upon the semen ponies when you're in distress.

ENBB now all I can think of is "Benedict Cummerpony"

― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, December 2, 2014 6:30 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

I almost clicked on the link, but I will not click on the link. For the love of god, I will not click on the link.

how's life and Phil D win everything (where "everything" is a full cum jar with a My Little Pony in it)

never clicking

Now they will have to divide the full cum jar

Rather impressively it goes from "not as bad as I was fearing" to "THIS IS THE GROSSEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN" with one well-placed photo

and soloman said "cut the cum jar in half!"

My cum jar spilleth over

I was just about to tweet this to @mlp_txt but I see that ship has sailed

That ship has pulled its anchor

As a photographic argument for the eradication of humanity, this isn't without merit.

Why did this person do this?

do you have a DSM-5 handy

we don't need to be gender-neutral here, do we

some of these comments are literally giving me dry heaves

So I assume the pony was in the receptacle and he would, uh, finish inside of it so I guess he was C on P? Is that a thing now?

The other option is that he was trying to recreate the final scene of Terminator 2

i have never seen T2

It has a LOT more cum than you might think.

hahahahahahaha

I really hate the spelling "cum" i know that's how it's spelled etc. but it just bugs me and looks so juvenile but I guess when we're talking about a guy with a cum jar and a sexual predilection for animated ponies that should be the last thing that bothers me.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/0b255qqljtov8fn/terminator2.gif

https://www.dropbox.com/s/0b255qqljtov8fn/terminator2.gif?dl=0

Goddammmiitt

I have to wonder what stoked these fellows' libidos prior to the resurrection of My Little Pony. What did they put in the jar before MLP came into their lives?

http://media.giphy.com/media/f7tYXicAGamR2/giphy.gif

They came into MLP

Pretty sure Crowley would retroactively amend his statement about what thou wilt in light of this incident.

Maybe I'm just a bad person, but I didn't really see anything there I didn't expect to and didn't see anything that repulsive looking.

The concept itself is batshit fucking crazy though.

dulce de leche is forever ruined for me

Dulce de leche del hombre

I am so, so sorry.

hate u

you know, i'm glad this happened. i'm not sure why yet, but i feel like it's a good thing for the human race and our future. maybe it reveals some truth that needed to be proved? or something? maybe it'll teach us something about human nature? maybe it'll begin a healing process that ends up expanding beyond the my little pony cum jar? maybe the vox.com article will be really funny?

time will tell. maybe everything really does happen for a reason. maybe.

Yeah, I think once someone has reached the nadir of acts that can be committed in solitude, we as a species really have nowhere to go but up.

i can already think of something worse than this but i don't want to type it

basically this

but you know. not.

http://i.imgur.com/OnZFw1D.jpg

Thought those giant 2 liter 6 packs might have been bottles of heated cum

Upon further review, I'm not sure that's wrong

you're letting the cumboiler affect the way your brain perceives fluids and i'm worried about you

what are they doing out in the woods?

wait no i don't think i want to know the answer to this question

The guy with the "Monster" shirt otm.

https://vine.co/v/MQiAK3wu0Xj

http://i.imgur.com/hWpqbjm.gif