Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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http://pagesix.com/2015/08/27/lindsay-lohan-claims-she-was-drugged-at-pals-wedding/

She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source.

let's not overlook monica's contribution to 'the boy is mine' please, source

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

It's sort of amazing that it's only 11 years ago someone could write this in a large-circulation magazine and not have the general reaction be "Ukkkh, god, what the hell is wrong with you"

What a gentleman.

holy shit that is gross

Aren't I right that Rolling Stone's editors would not let this through in 2015?

Aren't I also write that there are large swaths of people who see this fact as a chilling of their fundamental civil rights akin to McCarthyism?

(sorry, I got my Free Speech and Creepy Liberalism thread in your Lindsey Lohan thread.)

feel like i don't hear about lindsay lohan much anymore

http://hilobrow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lohan.jpg

She's on the new Miley, or is it Hollywood Vampires' debut?

https://instagram.com/lindsaylohan/

I wasn't saying she like disappeared from earth, but I don't know I feel like now there's no chance she actually comes back as a major actress again, which is a bummer, like now it seems like just a slow slide into obscurity

Surely that was inevitable.

She could act as our Amber's stand-in

converting to islam apparently.

although none of the articles i've read about this include quotes from her that suggest she's converting. apparently she is reading the quran and "exploring" islam, which seems really different. tabloids don't seem to understand that people can read books without instantly believing everything in the book

great update

So she's not voting Trump then...

the way 2016 is going i opened this thread half-expecting she'd died

this is the most desperate and transparent attention-seeking pr tactic but i admit i did lol at this quote:

“I’m not done reading it. Do you know how long that would take? It takes so long,” Lohan said.

Idk if it's a pr tactic. My theory is still that she is just reading the quran out of curiosity. She grew up catholic and was interested in kabbalah for a while, i'll bet she has a general interest in religion.

Basically, she's wandered down a shopping street and seen the stall that gives out free copies..

nah, you don't get photographed holding the koran then offer an exclusive interview with the sun unless you're interested in getting back in the headlines at least as much as exploring your spiritual side

Lindsay Lohan ‏@lindsaylohan 35m 35 minutes ago
One thing for sure the #referendum results are very close, but also showing a difference of opinion across #Britain
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that's one thing that's for sure true

I think the Courier today claimed she was pro-Fife, but I didn't get to read the article to see what that meant.

#linsights

confused by a referendum showing a difference of opinion, perhaps she is a fan of Hitlerian socialism

pro-Fife

https://mayberrymeets.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/nip-it.jpg

~fiance drama~

didn't read anything about this but i stand with lindsay.

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/lindsay-lohan-almost-loses-finger-200726565.html

ok wow

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/11/lindsay-lohan-adopts-insane-new-accent.html

lol this is so bizarre

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayesbrown/lindsay-lohan-world-is-bigger-than-five?bffbmain&ref=bffbmain&utm_term=.cnYEJ7qRn#.xkpDBKEvq

weird

Linds as Annie Hall.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15027773_10153860615476216_3370538162654145519_n.jpg?oh=d5e099c02756417fe47537f922378de6&oe=58CF47C2

La-De-LiLo

converted to islam lol

inshah allah

otm

i for one support lindsay lohan's sincere and deeply-held religious beliefs and wish her all the best in her new spiritual life

aw, that Annie Hall picture is nice. Is it recent ?
Everytime this thread pops up, I expect some new low for her...

If it keeps her on the wagon, it's all good.

https://s30.postimg.org/ey04gxto1/IMG_0058.jpg

Would make quite a nice family photograph.

wtf