Ideas for ILX

So you're basically suggesting a reverse threadban?

That baby isn't trying very hard.

the baby is trapped

the baby should have posted better

otm

I support this especially b/c I know what lagoon has in mind

im going to trap treesh in the sonic youth thread until he acknowledges their greatness

also he has to change his name to treesh

which also roughly describes the sound sonic youth makes

my requests are reasonable

someone delete the ip from his posts.

I'm just sayin. maybe these gamergaters have a point.

― fraternity house, Tuesday, November 25, 2014 9:27 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ban frats

oh shi

treesh should be forced to join SY when they reunite

Stet: what is going on here?

Shows the threads that have been read the most in the past hour, updated every hour.

Revolt of the ILX Brigade: New Post-Fahey Folk For PPL that post in the Takoma & Tompkin's Square Threads (total reads) 444 (ilxor reads) 367 (no referrer) 67 (can't tell) 10

this thread is never not in the top 5 most read threads. nobody has posted in it for two days but it has had 444 pageviews in the past hour.

― Treeship, Monday, September 22, 2014 9:03 PM (2 months ago)

the last time that happened it was some eej with a greasemonkey script gone awry

― stet, Tuesday, September 23, 2014 7:45 PM (2 months ago)

same eej, same script, different thread?

ILX Gonna Shine in My Backdoor Someday (new post-Fahey folk for ppl posting in Takoma/Tompkins Square threads Pt II) 998 816 179 3

Haven't the covered all of the post-Fahey folk for people posting in Takoma/Tompkins Square threads yet?

It's weird, ppl keep making more.

For poll threads, a series of handy closing-date options — 3 days, 5 days, 7 days, 10 days — for people who don't want to bother working out whether they're supposed to put the day or the month first. But leave the name-a-specific-date option in place for those who want to use that.

teal&orange.css: if you complain about the teal and orange color palette of a new movie, stet makes it your style sheet for 1 month

where do i sign to make this happen

maybe ilx would feel more epic if we used teal&orange.css

And she feeds you teal&orange that comes all the way from China

^lol

it would be cool if the search function could display how many posts each thread contained. especially for something like "russia", where there are a million threads and i just want to find one that's been commonly used.

ability to fp entire thread without clicking into it

it would be cool if the search function could display how many posts each thread contained. especially for something like "russia", where there are a million threads and i just want to find one that's been commonly used.

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, June 30, 2015 3:56 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This has been suggested a bunch of times, at least of couple of times by me. It's really necessary.

yeah i've mentioned it a few times myself too, but i keep bringing it up on occasion because i think it's a good idea

Yeah, 15+ years of archives call for better winnowing tools.

Or we could just nuke the archives.

*slowly reaches for torch and Pitchfork.com*

Yeah number of posts and maybe even the dates of last or even first post would be a huge help.

Search results do include date of first post, but date of last post and number of posts would be a vast improvement.

search threads by number of flag posts

Can we have a substitution of JEB! for Jeb until Jan 2017.

Search results do include date of first post, but date of last post and number of posts would be a vast improvement.

search threads by number of flag posts

― gr8080, Wednesday, July 1, 2015 3:55 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

y'all should search yr arses for yr heads 🐍💾🎃⛅️🗿 #changenothing #bringbackpoxyfule

add autolinked hashtags to ilx

jesus christ, NO

I'd vote for hash tags. Hash browns too.

#no

I'd like to see Keith posting more

an algorithm that automatically deletes a post from its original contest after someone copies & pastes into one of the excelsior/o_O/pvmic/trenchant/zing threads

...and an algorithm that automatically moves a post to its originally intended context after someone posts it in the 'posts you had second thought about' thread

ooooh a+

...oh, and an algorithm that automatically responds to fart/wordplay threads. if you start a thread called 'itt put butt in the band name', ILX System will immediately flood the thread with 100000 Rae Butt/Fetty Butt/Speedy Butt posts and lock it when it runs out of permutations (which should take less than a second, seeing as it's an algorithm). same goes for threads asking for avant-prog youtube embeds or albums with no filler.

Fetty Butt! Ha!

ikr

an update to zing that farts out of your phone whenever someone posts to a bookmarked thread and smells really bad