Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

yeah I just hate their faces. it's unhealthy and wrong.

property brothers! it's like irl tim and eric

oh god I have watched a bunch of that show at my parents' place

oh I hate those guys' faces too, thought it was just me, feel like there's no good reason for it.

Season 1
John & Christine
Kieron & Emma
Stefan & Owen
Matt & Aleya
Stephen & Julie
Julie & Peter
Lise & Andrew
Sammy & Monica
Jessica & Jason
Janice & Rob
Monica & Kevin
Andrea & Dave
Raun & Jasprit

Season 2
Tina & James
Sarah & Scott
Tim & Michelle
Nancy & Dan
Katherine & Jordan
Lica & Nicholas
Jose & Connie
Marianne & Steve
Liat & Zack
Vincent & Helena
Mike & Avi
Jay & Cara
Delecia & Dwyane
Wyatt & Whitney
Morgan & Kristin
Dan & Brittany
Stan & Leslie
Kate & Cole
Steph & Micah
Lana & Jacob
Amber
Rob & Jessica
Olivia
Sophie & Preston
Cori & Suroosh
Jeanette & Tony

Season 3
Kristi & Jay
Courtney & Luke
April
Kristine & Paul
Sarah & Mari
Samira & Sean
Angie & Titol
Matt & Krysten
James & David
Parker & Francesca
Caitlin & Steve
Rose & Giancarlo
Kate & Dave
Megan & Greg
Marla & Adam
Sandra & Kyle
Mark & Priscilla
Christine & Mathieu
Kathryn & Eric
Danielle & Chad
Joey & Mark
Kari & Boris
Stephane & Karina
Christa & Sumit
Nancy & Rhonda
Veronica & Andrew

That it would take 3 weeks to get a bag repaired under warranty because it would need to be sent to the U.S. from Ireland and I found this out pretty close to that before Xmas. & the time of year would probably mean a delay anyway.
Further that it is the one bag I have for transporting things. & if I do anything about approaching self repair I'm going to void the warranty.
JUst thinking, god what a bummer to find that out now. I pretty much rely on that bag

Please do not power off or unplug your machine.
Installing update 1 of 18.

I WAS JUST IN THE OFFICE LAST WEEK. Have there seriously been 18 updates since then? God damn.

also spotify asking you to restart for a new version every time I open it

my glistening wife refuses to update any software she owns, and it drives me crazy

The world needs more Luddites.

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Trying to get on a bus that's stopped in traffic to let somebody else on. I get one foot on the floor of the vehicle and the bus starts moving with a lot of the rest of me outside. I don't remember what I managed to hold onto or if something/body was blocking my progress. Got a nasty black mark on my right knee of my jeans where it hit the outside of the bus. I then started shouting hold on. & had pictures of me falling backwards losing my left footing running through my head for a while. Gorblimey.

my bus rage: if there's empty seats and you don't have a medical reason not to then sit the fuck down and stop blocking up the aisle like a cock

i stand due to social anxiety, i stare out the front of the bus and touch no one. check your pychonormative priv

Trying to get on a bus that's stopped in traffic to let somebody else on. I get one foot on the floor of the vehicle and the bus starts moving with a lot of the rest of me outside. I don't remember what I managed to hold onto or if something/body was blocking my progress. Got a nasty black mark on my right knee of my jeans where it hit the outside of the bus. I then started shouting hold on. & had pictures of me falling backwards losing my left footing running through my head for a while. Gorblimey.

― Stevolende, Monday, December 1, 2014 2:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Honestly you brought this on yourself. Catch the bus at bus stops like an adult.

rvw i counted anxiety or neurodiversity as a medical reason

Guy at the thanksgiving I was at, a doctor, had prada sneakers, but he was otherwise dressed with no style whatsoever, like a really boring zip jumper and a boring pair of jeans that didn't even fit that well. But the sneakers said "PRADA" on them in very large letters. Like don't spend $400 on sneakers that loudly announce their expensiveness while being a no-style-having motherfucker is all I'm saying.

they could've been a gift

He was douchey and so was his family

douchey shoes

haha, this is like a lot of Seattle right now: lotsa no-style tech guys who moved here straight outta Flyover State U, making serious cash that they spend on expensive, ill-fitting clothing ('cause they ordered it online instead of trying it on in a store). They would be much better off spending it on a good haircut and decent glasses.

That's not me cause I'm not in Seattle

The career/existence of the singer Pink makes me angry, as well as any time I have to hear one of her songs, which is frequently. I'm not sure whether it's irrational or not though.

I do have a really irrational one though: years ago on my daily commute, there was a woman who always sat at the front of my bus. She wore heels, and she always had her legs crossed, with the toe of her bottom foot lifted right up in the air. Like, her spike heel resting on the floor but holding her toe pointing up to the ceiling. She would do this for the entire 40 min bus ride, every single fucking day. After I noticed it the first time, it bugged me but no big deal. Then I saw her every day and she was always sitting like that. I used to watch her from wherever I was sitting and silently scream at her, "JUST RELAX YOUR FOOT AND PUT IT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!" It was so stressful. After a while I had to force myself to think about something else and deliberately not look at her.

Her toe couldve been broken. I dated a guy who had one that did that.

No way she's wearing stilettos with a broken toe, though.

No, she walked fine, and was wearing spike heels. And I saw her do this literally five mornings a week for months, at least six months on end. Sometimes she would lower her toes until they aaaalmost touched the floor, but then at the last minute point her foot up again. I don't know why I got so obsessed with it. It was really the definition of IA for me, and possibly an actual mental illness that I have otherwise managed to keep under wraps.

In the last year or so I gave in and started accepting getting on promotional email list for notifications of sales at certain clothing stores -- since I have to buy new shirts or slacks for work pretty often I found it useful to know when the sales were. But it seems like EVERY store is fucking ALWAYS having a sale, and it's not just the e-mails, but if I visit the sites then I start getting the google ads everywhere I go for the same sales, namely, the sales that are always happening at the five different stores whose e-mail lists I am on. I am going to puke if I see "30% off of sale styles" one more time.

you must be an angry grocery shopper

bc all of that shit is 5cents on sale

he/she is on his/her own planet.

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To be clear, like getting things discounted, dislike the non-event of things that are never not discounted constantly announcing their non-event discounts on every corner of the internet I visit.

it's like some grand marketing ploy

I know that you know that you're being irrational, but I just can't help it with this thread sometimes

Irrational anger draws from an inner reserve that rationality cannot reach.

I am angry at how much modern internet marketing gets in my face over and over again about the same thing, I know how "sales" work.

you need a price alert. you do not need a sale alert.

The word 'saga' being used in every shitty mobile/facebook game.

People who answer the phone and have long rambling conversations without excusing themselves from the room.

websites like itunes and amazon that have a presence internationally but don't have universally accepted gift cards

if I buy an amazon gift card, it cannot be used on amazon.com.au
if I buy an itunes gift card, it cannot be used on itunes australia

i understand why, boring international trade reasons etc
but jfc

STOP BEING SUCH FKING CUNTS ABOUT EVERTHING FFS

WHY ARE THERE KIDS IN STARBUCK'S

YOUR KIDS DON'T NEED FRAPPUCINOS

GTFO

TIE THEM TO THE BIKE RACK IF YOU HAVE NO

HAVE TO, I MEAN

I can't tell if
a) more fuckers are driving with their brights on all the time
b) more fuckers are tweaking their high-beams to "cop pulled you over" levels
c) more fuckers are buying bright-ass bulbs for their high-beams

Either way, FUCK OFF

xp an old coworker used to joke that we should require customers to check their kids in at the front along with their bags

What happened to Starbucks serving wine n shit, I have never seen it

Hey Southern Gas Network, thanks for digging up the entire pavement* up to the entrance to my block of flats** so I have to walk in the road, which you have not coned off an impromptu walkway on or anything. I felt good about walking along a main road in the dark, what could possibly go wrong?

also for the other blocked-off part opposite a crossing, it's nice to go out of your way to a crossing and then realise if you cross there you'll have nowhere to walk except in the road some more

(currently largely innocuous because there wasn't actually much traffic when I was there, but I hope it's gone before Monday morning as it's on the only route to a primary*** school)

* sidewalk
** apartment building
*** elementary
**** I probably missed some

today must be national blocked-off street day
tried to drive home from the library, sat for two blocks crawling in a stupid traffic jam because of some dumb blocked off street thing that I couldn't really figure out so ducked down to next main street running in opposite direction...wee center lane blocked off, no left or right turns ever, some 'special event' with barricades and bullshit everywhere even though there was no one walking around

and then turned onto the freeway into a traffic jam because of a 4car pileup on the interchange

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

oh and brimstead otm

headlights are ridic bright now, it's super annoying

when you are a YAY LET'S DO IT NOW person and your partner is a 'let's wait and see' methodical person

it's like being a windup toy that's all wound up and someone's holding me up in the air with my little legs spinning widly ;_;

Slingbacks.