One Direction - is this a legit new threat wrt to a new boy band invasion? y/n

Yeah, 18 is the only unequivocal clunker here.

all i hear when i listen to "18" is "a-team". such a terrible sheeran rip

lol sheeran wrote it

i was surprised by how not-terrible it was but it's still kind of terrible

i love that the guy who co-wrote/co-produced this entire album + guests on that one pitbull song looks like this

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1194650156/163489_580828058959_20805349_32253654_5512167_n.jpg

The Tears for Fears moment on Stockholm Syndrome is so unexpected but so great.

I kinda love "18" but I don't hate Ed Sheeran.

18 feels like the weakest ballad here.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/06/magazine/the-pernicious-rise-of-poptimism.html

"night changes" is so good, it's like the 1D version of 'fearless'-era taylor

man who would've thought that teddy geiger would resurface as a 1D songwriting whisperer

clip is awesome also

yes i feel like it captures each member's personality perfectly so much so that it probably maps exactly to the viewer's pre-existing 1D power rankings (for me liam > harry > zayn > louis > niall)

also if you imagine taylor as being on the other side of the camera during the fictionalized goofy figure skating harry styles date it all makes sense

Remember when you tried to figure skate too soon / twenty stitches in the hospital toom

Niall plus spoodle is the most likeable he's been

I'm cool on "Night Changes" even though it's pretty and decently constructed; I like their come-ons when the beats are harder.

it feels like this band have been popular for like 8 years or something now

their hairstyles have not improved either

i feel like they're in a really good place even though the hair has gotten demonstrably worse all around

Zayn hits a new peak every month. The rest are highly questionable.

Where Do Broken Hearts Go

is this a Whitney cover

"No Control" is the Animal Collective song I've demanded for a decade.

Meaning it doesn't exist?

powerless to be born at the hands of British guys who look like foals.

the hair is nowhere near as atrocious as the tats

i want zayn to hurry up w/ his rumored solo release

Zayn's the cutest but it's like these dudes are at a Danny Wood level of C- cuteness.

i disagree although i think three of them have similar raw look materials

so like if you're not into that look you're probably not going to be into them

i think all of them are properly attractive except niall who is kind of a goober

liam looks the best right now tho

isn't that what "niall" means in Gaelic

i want zayn to hurry up w/ his rumored solo release

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i still can't figure out the musical talent hierarchy w/ this group ... it doesn't seem like they've reached the nsync phase where it was like justin -> jc -> who cares

zayn is technically the best singer i think

he is also perfectly carved

anyway my favorite is louis inexplicably

by songwriting credit on this album we get

louis 8
liam 7
harry 4
niall 2
zayn 2

but no one's really itching to hear a louis tomlinson album i assume (ok except brad)? is zayn just getting a solo record cuz he's the prettiest face?

harry is a predestined solo artist but i feel like it's a toss up b/w the other 4 as to who might emerge with a viable career

well, not who "might" because niall won't. but who has the talent musically to be a decent solo artist.

zayn's adlibs are my fav thing in the world. there's too few of them on four.

If it weren't for his atrocious hair, Niall would be the cutest

Anyway, this piece seems relevant to the "who will go solo?" discussion: http://penguinrandomhouse.ca/hazlitt/blog/changing-minds-nick-jonas-one-direction-and-rare-act-pop-transference

zayn co-wrote a few tracks for the album but they were all shelved. probably because the music direction he wants to go in is counter to the stadium rock ting they're doing now (which has been largely shaped by louis & liam).

but no one's really itching to hear a louis tomlinson album i assume (ok except brad)

his songs are great!

his voice is kinda thin, though, not sure i could take a whole record

Which songs are Louis'?

Yeah there's a reason he gets the least solos by some margin

a lot of his credits are cowrites with liam + producers, but on the new record: "steal my girl," "ready to run," "no control," "fireproof," "clouds," "spaces"

"no control" would be one of their best songs ever if louis wasn't leading the chorus; as important as it is for the larrybait.

harry is self-evidently the solo star.

Haha that list makes perfect sense.

nah i love the way louis sings the chorus

is Louis the other brunette with fucked-up hair and the stupid tattoo? IIRC he's the one who super-embarrassed himself on SNL