Batman Begins: The Thread

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (1171 of them)
"the Bourne Identity was fucking awful."

GTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ^_^ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 00:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I could 'follow' the action scenes, it's just that they BLEW HUMONGOUS ERUPTING BUNGHOLES.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ^_^ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link

The hallucination shots were actually kind of scary, except that they weren't always logical - she didn't inoculate the kid, why didn't he see her as some she-beast and thought Batman was going to save him. Why did she suddenly start sobering up in the car (at least becoming semi-mobile), only to fall back to near-death when they arrived in the cave?

What was the point of Caine's speech right at the end of Holmes' hallucination sequence, "it can't be one man's revenge" etc. only to forget about all of that and everyone gets along happily everafter even though Batman shows no sign of changing?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Why is Krazy Kat running toward a giant cheese grater in the second to last frame?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

It is whenever we have film threads that I realize that I basically only respect Dan Perry.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 12:30 (eighteen years ago) link

The hallucination shots were actually kind of scary, except that they weren't always logical - she didn't inoculate the kid, why didn't he see her as some she-beast and thought Batman was going to save him.

If you'll remember, people only got freakout vibes from people whom they identified as menacing. Katie was protecting the kid, ergo he didn't freak out at her. Also, the kid was using Batman as a calming mantra; his unwavering hope and faith in his hero helped him counteract/deal with the worst effects of the hallucinogen.

Why did she suddenly start sobering up in the car (at least becoming semi-mobile), only to fall back to near-death when they arrived in the cave?

She initially fell completely out at the shock to her system. Her body started to acclimate to the drug, leading her to become more coherent and mobile, but her hallucinations were getting worse and worse thanks to the harrowing car chase, leading her brain to finally overpanic and shut down. (Also, have you never seen knocked on their ass by an initial rush, followed by wandering around semi-coherent in some altered state? Because that's basically what happened to her.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

milo have you never had a hallucinogen before? cuz their effects vary according to people's psychology, they vary in intensity over time, affect people differently, etc. This is a strange "continuity cop" tack for you to take.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

also who else is bothered by the critical revisionism in re: tim burton's batmen?!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), June 20th, 2005.


it's not like "batman year one" being good means you have to say all other batman comics are bad!!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), June 20th, 2005.

sorry to backtrack, BUT:

I even like the Adam West Batman. All those Adam West hataz fail to wreck-o-nyze, that if it hadn't been for that show/movie, there might not even BE Batman anymore, things were so dire in the 50s/60s. That's the thing with MYTHS, if they don't relate to the times, they're worthless. THAT's the real key to Batman, and why he's outpaced Superman since the 70s. Batman is transmutable, Superman is rigidly fixed.
Burton's original Batman movie was 1989. Steve Englehart's Batman remains 1974 (which is very unfortunate for Englehart's current miniseries Dark Detective, as it's set NOW).
Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns is Reagan-Era the same way that Watchmen is, FM's Year One is a little more nebulous, riffing on Taxi Driver and Dirty Harry and 70s urban decay memes.
In 15 years, Nolan's Batman will seem aswim in 00ism.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Surely it's aswim in it *now* just for the appearance of the film -- editing choices, cinematography, effects. Which isn't entirely your point but is also inescapably how such things are viewed (similarly Burton's Batman strikes me as a logical endpoint after a decade of the influence of Blade Runner).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, that's what I meant

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Yay agreement.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Can we go back to where Ally said I was supersmart and awesome?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I like both the super-campy Adam West Batman and the new "emo" Nolan Batman. The day-glo silliness of the 60s TV show is right in line with the Batman of the comics of that time (and most of the DC fare of that period). Nolan's reflects different sensibilities, different comic book sources, and uses those to great effect as a leaping off point that informs the style and tone of the film.

Burton's Batman okay but less absorbing than either since it can't quite decide whether it wants to be silly or serious and sorta makes a slapdash combination of the two which works sometimes and doesn't work others... the Schumaker movies are abominations. No ideas.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link

OK that right there basically describes my exact problem with Burton's Batman flicks. The indecision factor is kind of a big deal because I don't think he straddles the line particularly well between POW! SMACK! BOOM! Batman and, like, the Dark Knight avenger for justice etc. The dead parents thing was actually my comparison point between the two Batmans, the rather serious treatment it got in Nolan's version versus the glossed over, silly, let's-set-up-some-scene-chewing-for-Nicholson treatment it got in Burton's. I can understand why someone would have a difficult time trying to relate at all to the characters Burton put on the screen, and even in a ridiculous movie about an eccentric rich man who dresses like a bat and fights people who call themselves things like "The Riddler" and "Harley Quinn", there still needs to be that identification factor to really get absorbed in a film.

By kind of glossing the serious themes underlying the Batman myth but not fully embracing the silliness of it, I think Burton's films did both a disservice. Second one being better than first, etc.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd rather watch something that is 100% silly or 100% serious. I just have no time for winky winky "Do you see? It's a BATMAN/JAMES BOND/ETC movie! Tee hee" bullshit. I LIKE MY NONSENSE STRAIGHT.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

haha wow I thought I was the only one who actually felt Burton's sequel was better than the original! I think its just cuz the villains and the casting were better, the focus was on them and the tone was more consistent...

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

EVERYONE (with sense and taste) thinks "Batman Returns" is better than "Batman"!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Michelle Pfeiffer in PVC > THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE (especially if you were 14/15 when that movie came out) (like I was)

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't seen this movie yet so I'm not really reading this thread, to avoid spoilers, but I just wanted to say that the new Batmobile toy is one of the greatest accomplishments in mankind's history.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm Batman.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Further backtracking...I think the little boy is more likely Jason Todd than Dick Grayson.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

The Penguin was really good in Batman Returns too! Danny D-V actually did a good job being freakish, and I still remember that scene where he sinks into the water bleeding from the nose.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

i also felt the batdance was not used very effectively in this movie.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha!
YES.
Y'know who the only person who could match DDV's ability to simultaneously pull the sympathy/loathesomeness factor of the Penguin (or a few other Bat-Villains) is the previously mentioned Ricky Gervais.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck syntax.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Batdance = Worst thing Prince has ever done. EVER.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Have you heard "Dolphin"?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Were it only the case, Ally.

xpost

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

The video for "Batdance" was amusingly insane, though. Prince as Joker and Two-Face combined.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

This is much worse than Batdance (and the entire Batman soundtrack was actually pretty good, and "Batdance" was sort of an overture of the whole work...with movie dialogue):
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf000/f036/f03646gwqe4.jpg

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay now Huk is talking the crazy talk.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, the cover art is actually pretty cool.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

We could get Matos in here (as he would agree with Huk...).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

That would be too much crazy! Anyway it's been proven by science that "Jughead" is the worst piece of music Prince ever put his name to (where "proven by science" implies "I hate that fucking song").

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

OK whatever so it's not the WORST thing he's ever done but it's in the top ten. I mean the man has released approximately 80 trillion songs so sometimes it's difficult to keep a list.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

IT's OKAY BATDANCE, I STILL LOVE YOU!

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Daft Punk "The Bat Track"

Bat Man
I Am
Bat Man
I Am
Bat Man
I Am
Bat Man
I Am
Bat Man

...

I Am
Bat Man
I Am
Bat Man
I Am
Bat Man
I Am
Bat Man
I Am
Bat Man

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Andrew WK: "I am Batman"

I am Batman, Batman I am Batman, Batman I am Batman, Batman I am Batman, Batman I am Batman, Batman I am Batman, Batman I am Batman, Batman I am Batman, Batman I am Batman, Batman

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

To this day my husband hates Prince solely because of "Batdance" and the Batman soundtrack.

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

"Batdance" was the first Prince song I knew! It's beautiful, sold me on his genius at a wee age (plus it was about Batman and I was 9).

In hindsight it's clear the best Batman movie was Adam West's.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

[quote]If you'll remember, people only got freakout vibes from people whom they identified as menacing.[/quote]
Uh, that was [b]everyone[/b] except for the kid. The only reason Holmes didn't haul ass away from her protector (Batman) when doped up was because she was unconscious and then trapped inside the bat-tank.

[quote](Also, have you never seen knocked on their ass by an initial rush, followed by wandering around semi-coherent in some altered state? Because that's basically what happened to her.)[/quote]
But it wasn't being knocked on her ass by the initial rush - she was 'about to die,' the superdose was overwhelming her brain (Scarecrow's words), etc.. Logically, she should have been out cold and twitchy until the antidote was administered.

[quote]milo have you never had a hallucinogen before? cuz their effects vary according to people's psychology, they vary in intensity over time, affect people differently, etc. This is a strange "continuity cop" tack for you to take.[/quote]
Except that every last person was immediately terrified of whatever was in front of them - this being Gotham, that's not a shock - except for the kid (who served as a device to make Holmes more of a heroine and throw out some 'I knew Batman would save us' lines).

Real-life 'set and setting' hallucinogen rules didn't apply - it was a weaponized drug that caused terror in everyone we saw use it, except for one convenient character. Otherwise how would the assassins' plot have worked? They needed everyone to go batshit and attack each other - if terror wasn't an inherent consequence of exposure, maybe everyone would have just stared at the wall for a few hours and not destroyed the city.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Listening to "Batdance" for the 40th time > watching Burton's Batman for the 40th time.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

FWIW, I'm not arguing that Burton's Batmans were better, the only things I remember from either are Nicholson grinning and Pfeiffer's leather outfit.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, you really should watch the movie again. Everyone is dazed after they're hit with the drug until either:

A) Scarecrow menaces them, causing them to wig out;
B) Unknown people lurch towards them like zombies, causing them to wig out.

Also, the kid WAS wigging out, or did you think that Scarecrow's horse was actually breathing fire at that point?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Scarecrow, Lord of the Nazgul.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

He was wigging out, but not at Holmes, who should have been (by all rights) just as scary. The horse didn't attack him either, it was just there.

Everyone is momentarily dazed and then goes insane with terror. The only individual shown without this reaction to all stimuli is the kid (so that his role as a plot device can be fulfilled).

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

But even in the big mob scenes, everyone isn't afraid of everyone else around them! People start banding together and going after commonly frightening images (the various mob vs mob face-offs; everyone dogpiling on Batman, etc). You're making up a rule that isn't supported by what's shown by the film and then marking the film down for not following it.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Holmes (as D.A. Dawes) cannot be scary, even to tripped out Gothamites, because she is pure of heart and bold of nipple.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 22 June 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.