Bad sex writing 2014

oh come now, you'd write a darling shag

i love stupid, separate detours intended to titillate the reader, the weirder and more awkward the better.

basically i would support a prose version of RIP nsfws

before i do anything, do u have iltmi on sna matt. i wish to avoid the no way

"imma let you finish but imago had the greatest sex scene of iltmi! ILTMI!"

check out the sex face on this tolstoy

i'm not sure, how about you? *rests chin on hands*

― mattresslessness, Thursday, 13 November 2014

Most erotica I've read is terrible, but works on certain levels, so I kept reading it. Can't think of anything I'd wholly recommend and even if I did find something I thought was amazing, I doubt most of you would want to read it.

Apart from the hair whip and vagina vacuum I thought the Murakami one was pretty good. That's one of the ones I supposed might be fantasy or science fiction.

lusty-lusty rims had

xp I guess

before i do anything, do u have iltmi on sna matt. i wish to avoid the no way

― imago, Thursday, November 13, 2014 2:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i haven't no-wayd iltmi since sick mouthy updated the masturbation thread and would feel cheap and low-down if i went back to that well.

lol ok. also lol

Most erotica I've read is terrible, but works on certain levels

http://de-smitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lower-level-blick.jpg

It's the same with visual art, some people can't draw very well and have really bad style but nonetheless are good at imagining and conveying certain situations. Real guilty pleasure stuff.

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pudenda ftw