Stock business images

http://saportareport.com/leadership/homemortgages/files/2012/04/open-house-real-estate-agent-sellers-lg.jpg

"Coooommmmmmee Innnnnnn! Come In and Staayyyyyyyy!"

http://arslexis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Perfect-Real-Estate-Agent.jpg

"But doesn't it bother you that she took our souls for downpayment?"

"Eh, can't really beat 3.9 percent though."

Daddy, tell me about 2003.

http://www.mynewsletterbuilder.com/ex/template_content_corner/ex57/images/real-estate-agent-636.jpg

"Well, houses had these awful brick facades, bald African American men were compelled to wear BlueTooth sets 24 hours a day and generic yard signs without logos or phone numbers were always used for realistic effect."

"But now, honey, we live in the future!"

http://lisslawboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/realtor.gif

This seems a nice way to promote your office comedy:

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/vince-vaughn-and-costars-pose-idiotic-stock-photos-you-can-have-free-163239

http://www.adweek.com/files/uploads/iStock-Unfinished-Business-1.jpg

http://www.adweek.com/files/uploads/iStock-Unfinished-Business-6.jpg

http://www.adweek.com/files/uploads/iStock-Unfinished-Business-9.jpg

shopped from these: http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/vince-vaughns-hilarious-stock-photos-were-made-these-equally-ludicrous-originals-163285

http://www.loganzillmerphoto.com/portfolio/

Stoners, they're just like us!
https://i.redditmedia.com/jD6E9B27izPkjT7BlwxTmgpEfyBFQix-Oru2VsydRqM.jpg?w=960&s=abc644f7dde5fd14a7a159de7311ca16

https://i.imgur.com/Bd3ygES.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ZGw7ts0.jpg

Ha:

http://womensmilingalonewithsalesforce.tumblr.com/

Works either as sincere captioning or the most deadpan shit ever