"this lease coming to an end no longer fits the profile of what we’re looking for."
Great sentence.
― Brocktoon Tanuki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:12 (nine years ago) link
Guy Fieri with normal hair:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrJUlSBCEAE1TdR.jpg
― Plasmon, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:05 (nine years ago) link
somehow much worse
― Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:07 (nine years ago) link
damn, haley joel has NOT aged well
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:25 (nine years ago) link
between two ferns
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link
either he sells chintzy furniture or he sings in a piano bar
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 03:16 (nine years ago) link
omg my dad is guy fieri
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 03:18 (nine years ago) link
hair color looks faker than normal somehow
― hug niceman (psychgawsple), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
a sobering reminder that guy fieri is forty-six years old
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
but he has the arteries of a man twice his age
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 11:02 (nine years ago) link
Fried onion hellhound on his tail
― calstars, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link
http://www.salon.com/2014/08/08/how_one_man_destroyed_the_food_network_guy_fieri_has_made_culinary_tv_into_a_viewers_hell/
― cardamon, Monday, 22 December 2014 12:11 (nine years ago) link
off topic but: i decided that the worst way to wake up in the morning would be to have this guy come into your room yelling at you, screaming about barbecue sauce― Mr. Que, Friday, April 2, 2010 8:45 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mr. Que, Friday, April 2, 2010 8:45 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I can just, like, YOLO with Uber (bernard snowy), Monday, 22 December 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link
man Joey Fatone is a celebrity chef
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 December 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link
Living without cable means I all too often find myself watching Joey on "My Family Recipe Rocks."
Let me tell you how many of the family recipes rock: zero.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
hahaha wait, what
first Coolio, then Kelis, now Joey Fatone
should I be on the lookout for "Meals by Martika" in 2015
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
surely the show would be called Martika's Kitchen??
― Funky as hell even on the lap. (stevie), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
boom
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
"Pot Roast...Thy WILL be done."
that salon article is not really why I dislike Guy Fieri, also misses the point that the other half of cable television food programming is now contest-style stuff, which is where Fieri got his start, iirc
Fieri bellowing about food is part of the end game, the rest is sub-Iron Chef stuff like The Taste (on network tv!) and Chopped, a Food network show I was unhealthily addicted to which seems to have an extremely low budget
― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
I received Guy on Fire for Christmas. Can't wait to cook for friends.
― $80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 December 2014 04:09 (nine years ago) link
i feel that each poll entry here deserves a matching penis
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 December 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link
Lol @ guy fieri sad stock photohttp://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/blog/2015/01/23/guy-fieris-proposed-santa-rosa-winery-gets-totally-rejected/
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 24 January 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link
Fieri, however, did not attend the hearing himself. Instead, he was playing with Guy Fieri dolls
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 24 January 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link
this whole thing is amazingly funny
― Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP), Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link
Is it bad that I misread the URL and was hoping the story was about how he proposed to someone at a winery and got totally rejected
― Simon H., Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link
Fuck, I was really looking forward to Cap'n Guy's Wasabi and Donkey Sauce Chipotle Cream of Cabernet :/
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link
Artisinal sierra mist
― Οὖτις, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link
Lol @ guy fieri sad stock photo
― slam dunk, Sunday, 25 January 2015 05:43 (nine years ago) link
I guess I can't say I've never seen them in the same room together anymore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B83KnoFCQAAOlxK.jpg
― polyphonic, Monday, 2 February 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link
put away the donkey sauce before the donkey sauce puts you away
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link
Courtroom sketch of Fieri at the trial of the guy who stole his Lamborghini is the best
http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/BKtXIa3pmg0JVhyAcx8TlX-fgCo=/89x0:910x616/1200x900/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/38862268/Fieri-Lamborghini-Testimony.0.jpg
(kid got a life sentence too)http://www.eater.com/2014/1/24/6292173/teen-behind-guy-fieri-lambo-heist-sentenced-to-life
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
I feel like the murder attempt is the most important part of that case
― "Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Monday, 2 February 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
Fieri looks like Judd Nelson in that sketch. Also, I kinda want to make that my Twitter avatar.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 2 February 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link
I could murder an Off-Da-Hook Original Smash Burger right now.
― how's life, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link
someone who decided his life was a real life version of Grand Theft Auto stole Guy Fieri's car
somehow this makes sense
― mh, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/bananalise/status/576119100155523072
― goole, Thursday, 12 March 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tGxPkip.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link
Not covered in diarrhea = fake
― Οὖτις, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6kOt8Xk.jpg
:O
― 龜, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 11:50 (nine years ago) link
are those tiles?
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPtPo8Sa3NE
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link
oic
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link
That's very weird.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link
i've seen roughage
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link
Guy Fieri is currently filming at a place two blocks away from a friend's house in Minneapolis, she is ignoring my pleas on facebook to dress her blonde 4 year old like him and go for a photo op. This image did nothing to change her mind:https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/17/b8/4a/17b84ae991350450aeb83fbfddbc6a8a.jpg
― joygoat, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link
a friend saw his car in front of a restaurant in Fort Collins, Colorado, and I offered her $20 to poop in it
― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link
wait where is he filming in mpls?
― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link
Northbound Smokehouse on 38th
― joygoat, Friday, 15 May 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link
Guy Fieri's Colorado Smokin' Poop Cars - $20
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link