pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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i highly recommend hearing the album on CD thru good speakers. if that's possible. sounds so friggin' cool. loud too. listen loud. they did a great job with the disc. kinda tempted to go buy the Future album just to hear it thru my big speakers at work. bet that would sound awesome.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link

i love the flow of the YG album.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

YG/Future are amazing, but lets all just agree that RTJ2 is better

look what you did, you lil durk (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link

Every time someone posts that I think they're saying RJD2 and I'm like wha

Fairly peng (wins), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

i highly recommend hearing the album on CD thru good speakers. if that's possible. sounds so friggin' cool. loud too. listen loud. they did a great job with the disc. kinda tempted to go buy the Future album just to hear it thru my big speakers at work. bet that would sound awesome.

― scott seward, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah the first time i heard it was at def jam's offices thru some $10,000 soundsystem or something and even tho i thought my ears might bleed it sounded unreal good, "left right" especially

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

i mean the legacy of rap albums that sag because ill-fitting R&B songs are shoehorned into the tracklist is obvious?

it's def obvious, just never really dug it - not due to any anti-r&b feelings of mine but more due to those "ladies" tracks almost invariably not being in the skill set of the rappers who were dumping them on their records. as another awful recent example, consider "touch'n you" on rick ross's god forgives i don't. yikes. (not that that album isn't flawed for other reasons, prominently wale)

ichabron crames (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

yeah the bass sounds so huge on good speakers

ha, i literally just finally got round to RTJ2 and didn't get the fuss at all, found it drab and extremely unfun

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

i get the vibe of what yg was going for with the r&b trax but i don't think the songs are really there and i don't care about teeflii or tory lanez as performers or lyricists even a tiny bit

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

they both have sort of anaemic non-voices

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link

ok i'll grant you that position -- i like that they're sort of floaty and barely there because those songs are really all about the beats anyway

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link

i felt bad about dismissing the new rtj so i actually went and listened to some of the first album and i liked it more now. mainly for the sound/beats. i've always kinda wished that el-p just did outside production for other people and never rapped. making cool noises has always been his main strength.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

i like that they're sort of floaty and barely there

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, November 11, 2014 5:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so in character

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link

like, if it were just a killer mike album with el-p silently producing the whole thing i would totally buy it.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link

i feel like el-p's beats on RTJ2 aren't even that great (unlike RTJ1) this time

gangsta boo popping up is the best moment obv, she's having this incredible year that no one's paying attention to

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link

i like that they're sort of floaty and barely there

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, November 11, 2014 5:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so in character

― lex pretend, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:58 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

i will also grant you this position

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link

like, if it were just a killer mike album with el-p silently producing the whole thing i would totally buy it.

― scott seward, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 11:59 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

skot - R.A.P. Music by Killer Mike is exactly that!

punk rocketeer (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link

ha, i literally just finally got round to RTJ2 and didn't get the fuss at all, found it drab and extremely unfun

― lex pretend, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

game recognize game

look what you did, you lil durk (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link

Lol

punk rocketeer (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

man i ran out and missed a decent mini-discussion of 'krazy' ... everyone pretty much otm on both sides. the r&b songs are fine for what they are, certainly better than most shoehorned r&b tracks on rap albums ... and i can vibe w/ me & my bitch, but do it to ya stinks. i appreciate their role in the album's narrative, but both singers are underwhelming.

absolutely no question, though, that having those two songs in a row is the weak point of the album.

alpine static, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

surprised no one here wants to push the DJ Quik out as best of the year rap album as well; i thought i was on ilx

I would not argue for votes to RTJ2, YG, Gene the Southern Child, A-Wax, isaiah rashad or shabazz palaces

i would also lean into cormega, lacrae, clipping, black milk, freddie gibbs, iamsu, schoolboy, snootie wild and i'd imagine the joey bada$$ and e40 albums are gonna be up there too.

i do need to work in z-ro and gangsta boo's album. what else?

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

'me and my bitch' is awesome, feels like needed melodic respite & works as a reference to old cali street rap history w/out being heavyhanded by making it R&B

deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link

the pitchfork thread is probably the most embarrassing thread to have a conversation about rap album of the year

look what you did, you lil durk (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link

well yeah but there's only like twelve guys posting on the rap thread and i know their opinions of THE YEAR IN MUSIC as well as I'm gonna by now. cross pollinate a little.

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 05:16 (nine years ago) link

i don't really care where i am on here. it's all the same to me.

scott seward, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 05:30 (nine years ago) link

i only talk about music now - for the most part - in a facebook group i'm in but nobody talks about rap there.

scott seward, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 05:32 (nine years ago) link

a group started by a Pitchfork writer! to bring things 'round the bend...

scott seward, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 05:43 (nine years ago) link

surprised no one here wants to push the DJ Quik out as best of the year rap album as well; i thought i was on ilx

this has surprisingly not stuck with me, i did love it on first listen but...

lex pretend, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:39 (nine years ago) link

went through my krazy life in full again. "me & my bitch" is better than i initially gave it credit for though i stand by its interruption of the album.

"do it to ya" still sucks. its terrible. strangely, the skit part isn't what ruins it - wouldn't be that bad if not for the "bed" sound effects sounding more like a squeaky dog toy than a bed. tee flii simply can't fuckin sing and YG doesn't sell the loverman thing that well. he's no gates.

ichabron crames (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

from today's Smashing Pumpkins review:

Drummer Mike Byrne has been replaced by someone nearly 30 years his senior in Tommy Lee, best known as the frontman for the rap-metal latecomers Methods of Mayhem and skinsman for a popular hair metal concern.

I mean, I'm all for clowning on Tommy Lee's embarrassing career turns and all, but lol @ this sentence.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 December 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

Tommy Lee is a whopping two years older than Jimmy Chamberlin.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 December 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

xpost I WAS GONNA POST THAT EXACT SENTENCE AFTER READING THAT THIS MORNING! weird.

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Monday, 8 December 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link

"Johnny Marr, best known as a touring guitarist for Modest Mouse from 2006-2009 and playing with a well regarded 80s indie rock band."

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 December 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

a popular hair metal concern of no conceivable significance who have sold over 100 million albums

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 December 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

gonna take a wild guess that sentence was intended as 'a joke'

cornelius pardew (DJ Mencap), Monday, 8 December 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

pretty sure I can confirm that this 'joke', 'fell flat', as they say

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 December 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link

seeing as it was written by ian cohen, this is unsurprising, yet still highly zing-worthy

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Monday, 8 December 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link

definitely was a joke, this revive is so stupid

some dude, Monday, 8 December 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link

some dude otm. the fact that they achieved worldwide fame and massive success IS THE JOKE.

a joke that happens 20 times on the internet every day, probably, but this is p4k, so...

alpine static, Monday, 8 December 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link

fwiw, I got the "joke", it was an incredibly awkwardly constructed joke. but it's been awhile since I've specifically had one of my posts called out as "stupid", so thanks for that, I guess.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 December 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link

i thought that dude from rage was the new pumpkins drummer. guess not.

billstevejim, Monday, 8 December 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

just for a couple of shows, with the bassist from the killers. Corgan's really into bringing in random alt-rocker weirdos now.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 December 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, well remember Zwan?

Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

I wish he'd go back to those weirdos! I'd take Paz, Pajo or Sweeney over any of these dudes.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 December 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link

zwan might was well have been a pumpkins album at this point.

billstevejim, Monday, 8 December 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link

DON: Well, yeah.

ƋППṍӮɨ∏ğڵșěᶉᶇдM℮ (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 8 December 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

zwan weirdos a.k.a. dudes from bands way better than smashing pumpkins

you say tomato/i say imago (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 December 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link

for sure

Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

xp just to be clear we're saying a perfect circle (paz lechantin) was better than the smashing pumpkins? bc in some ways i do think that...

(assessment is otm regardless due to those other folks)

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Monday, 8 December 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link

sloth do you listen to Chavez?

Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

you showed me them IRL and i have listened here and there & liked what i heard, they are not currently in my regular rotation

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Monday, 8 December 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link


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