Good/awful names for fantasy football teams/five-a-side squads/sporting pub quiz teams

Eto'o ))))
Kranjcar Soulja Boy

^^^ crazy lolz.

― silly ho (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 18:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

Don't Fear Doriva

Viz special:

Spoilt Basler
8 Aiston
Liam Brady Old Lady
606 With Drunk Bakers

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 20 March 2009 11:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

Victorian Dado Prso

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

Distinribs

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

Hi, I'm Abou Diaby And I Love You Very Much

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

Cockney Jankulovski

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

neville say neville neville again

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^ awesome

Crystal Meth Palace is... pretty awful.

― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Friday, 20 March 2009 12:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

Buster Gomes?

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 20 March 2009 12:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

All the young Dudeks

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:40 (4 years ago) Permalink

Gilberto Ratchet

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 20 March 2009 13:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

System of a Downing

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

teenage mutant hero skertel

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 20 March 2009 13:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

Shine On You Crazy Diomede

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 20 March 2009 13:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

I Woan Back Down

What a Wonderful Worthington

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 20 March 2009 14:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

Mendy Buses

― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:24 (4 years ago) Permalink

Okkas Pocus

― leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

Leave A Lightbourne For Me

― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:39 (4 years ago) Permalink

Stealers Whelan

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:28 (4 years ago) Permalink

Hi ho Jääskeläinen

― \∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

Xavier Seen Her?

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 23 March 2009 12:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

see below

― Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Sunday, 29 March 2009 22:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

Higher State of Kozlukness

― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 29 March 2009 23:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

The Damned Unitard (actually used; courtesy of slain former poster)

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 11:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

Le Fondre Rocks

(this thread will be how they check my life support is working one day, y'know - doctor standing over me, slowly intoning "Baaad-Asss Verona", waiting, then a low, mumbled sound, and the nurse says "I think he said 'Slovan Bratz Rock Angelz'")

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

Pardon Me For Brechin

― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

Brechin Up Is Hard To Do (but they should make the play-offs)

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 12:17 (4 years ago) Permalink

Keane

― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 13:21 (4 years ago) Permalink

I Am A Linesman For Ross County

^ bit of a stretch that one, sorry

― ailsa, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:26 (4 years ago) Permalink

The Sitters of Merson

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

Johnny & The Kitnas

^^ actual name of a team a friend of mine had last year

― a pissed-off yuppie wandering around L.A. trying it (some dude), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 17:38 (4 years ago) Permalink

Zaki Races

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 2 April 2009 22:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

Puh-Puh-Paul Parker Face

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:12 (4 years ago) Permalink

Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Freund

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:27 (4 years ago) Permalink

Is this thread the British version of "rejected JBR display names"?

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:35 (4 years ago) Permalink

Oh wait, I didn't notice that it was all sport-related. So it's a relative of Indie Guilt Bermanisms, then.

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 3 April 2009 13:36 (4 years ago) Permalink

All-American Special:

International House of Paintsil
Everyday I'm Beuzelin
De Bilde And The Beautiful
Emergency & IFK Goteborg
Harold & Kumar Go To White Hart Lane
Scary Movie 4, Partick Thistle 0
Tyler Perry's Diary of A Mad Blackburn Fan
The Andy Griffin Show

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

Pipecocu

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:08 (4 years ago) Permalink

^^^ Wins.

― Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2009 14:14 (4 years ago) Permalink

Humphrey Bogarde

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:23 (4 years ago) Permalink

Clem Sneijder
Making Plans for Nigel de Jong
Gullit in the Head
De Goey de Maupassant

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:31 (4 years ago) Permalink

To steal one just used:

De Boer And The Beautiful

― a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

The Rolling Huddlestones

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

Guti and the Blowfish

― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

Scary Movie 4, Partick Thistle 0

^ my new favourite

― ailsa, Friday, 3 April 2009 16:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

Damien Commoli Ghost!

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Sunday, 5 April 2009 20:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHEDA

― Matt DC, Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:29 (4 years ago) Permalink

Pretty Toney Mowbray

― Climate Of Basshunter (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 April 2009 12:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

carew intentions

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 6 April 2009 13:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

Desailly Turns On The Radio
The Brave Little Thorstvedt

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 6 April 2009 13:16 (4 years ago) Permalink