Phrases you hate...

do these 'friends' wrestle for bayside?

ok i LOL'd

Have never heard "mama" used by a friend or acquaintance – note even about their mother or mom.

The missionaries all call my dad Uncle, but that's a Mormon thing, from what I gather.

I did get a kick out of it when the nurses at the hospital called Jeff "papa."

pplains ime it's only said among women -- you are probably not privy to those conversations because you are a man! none of my male friends have ever called me mama (or wrestled for bayside lol). they do sometimes call me buddy but i like that alright.

Actually now that I think about it sometimes K's preschool teachers call me "Dad" when I drop her off in the morning.

i have a very hippie fb girl friend who basically calls all women she likes "mama"

Something-whatever "for the win." Honestly, I hate every internet cliche.

the dude who did my first tattoo kept referring to me as 'mama'. i really fucking hated it. i wouldn't care about friends saying this, since they're friends, but some rando dude saying it to me was pretty annoying.

I got an ad on facebook urging me to "Step up [ my] sock game"

My former coworker used to use hubby ALL THE TIME.

Jeff once randomly referred to himself as "husby-husb," which was amazing.

Your memory is much better than mine.

You saying "husby-husb" was pretty memorable. Like how if one day I was like, "Ronald Reagan was a pretty good president."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWuZMBtrc1E

One of Beeps' teachers always calls me "Beeps' Dad" so I call her "Beeps' Teacher".

lol

Hubby is just awful and so is 'DH' for Dear Husband. Makes me feel like we're all in a terrible 70s British sitcom.

DH means Designated Hitter to most Americans, so

"lick"

in the context of a guitar or bass part

http://agilepartners.com/images/lotd/lotd-detail-feature.jpg

I'm amazed this one hasn't come up yet, "End of". As in, "That's all I have to say on the matter. End of." (Not sure if this is used in the US or not).

In the US it's often phrased as "Enough said." Or worse, "'Nuff said." It's horrible.

Believe me, this is worse.

"End of" reminds me of "To die" which I love.

I've never heard that one. As in "to die for"?

Yes!!

like "oh my gauhd that cashmeeuh sweatuh is tuh die."

"How goes it?"

"tuck in" when referring to eating

fill your boots

When I worked at Ruby Tuesday the training materials had scripts that included "tuck into" as well as extensive use of "wash down." "The Church Street is great washed down with a strawberry Megarita." Fucking nauseating, and we had to rehearse the lines aloud in shift meetings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZBHtCh69TY

Business school teachers apparently have not yet stopped telling their students to claim to have a "passion" for _______. Nobody is impressed by these passionate claims; on the other hand, the use of the word indicates a certain willingness to say whatever the boss needs to hear, which might be a factor in getting hired if toadying is an important job function.

The word passion has become boilerplate: your thoughts.

The most inadvertently funny version of why-not-to-do-this I ever saw was an ag student who claimed to "have a passion for livestock."

"passion for livestock"

About 62,800 results (0.54 seconds)

https://www.google.co.uk/?gws_rd=ssl#q=%22here+at%22+%22we%27re+passionate+about%22

Follow your passion: livestock

"lick"

in the context of a guitar or bass part

but all the best guitar and bass parts are licks!

Unless yr playing it with your tongue a la jimi then gtf imo

Not exactly a phrase, but the derisive "Um" or "Uh" before a correction--on a message board, let's say. Just say what you want to say. Not necessary.

tildes

The only valid use for a tilde ime is as a symbol for "approximately".

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um, sorry.

"passion for livestock"

About 62,800 results (0.54 seconds)

― jmm, Monday, January 19, 2015 5:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even better phrase early in those results is: "Kevin's passion for the meat trade".

Cue REM "talk about the passion"

"champagne socialist' seems to be muscling in on the same turf as 'political correctness gone mad' as far as stock rightwing reactionary bollocks phrases go recently.

It took me a while to realize that what they really mean is "class traitor"

It's a red herring that only goes to show up the fallacies of morons who go around using it.
describing someone as a champagne socialist assumes that wealthy people shouldn't care about the welfare of those less well off than them. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy about certain rightwing values; as if monetary wealth should work as an automatic tranquiliser that halts any empathic or idealistic thoughts, or that once you have money, you've joined some special club and shouldn't ever have to worry about people less well off than you again.
That, or of course donate all your money to charity and live like St Francis of Assisi the rest of your fucking life while the world keeps spinning and nothing changes.

"and I couldn't be happier." [usually about the purchase of a consumer good.]

Really? You've either got some A-level zen shit going on or you're bereft of imagination.