there 'gales a veteran of the despicient roundelay!
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link
in order to have a good clink! you need to use words your audience actually knows
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
why, the merest classical education would avail you of every facilifaction!
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link
not even google appears to know despicient, damn
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link
I know greek where it counts, darling
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link
the... bedroom? clink!
― Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link
always with the erotic ironware, that one!
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link
http://lowres.cartoonstock.com/law-order-velcro-jails-jailors-prison-prisoner-jcon4124_low.jpg
― Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
hehehe
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
what a gas
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
mordy you must try these "hot links" (sausages)
clink!
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
u can't see me right now but i am pursing my lips and making a chortling sound like "hmm, hmm, hmm" in roguish appreciation
― Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link
lj, your attempts at clink! suffer from being too imaginative. You need to rely on well-known tropes and constructions. They need to feel as effortless as raising a glass.
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link
keep your vitrotulence, lady, I'm for my own passage!
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link
stop stifling clink! prodigies
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link
just don't clink! too close to the sun dear imago
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
and to think I was already feeling decadent!
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link
the lj version of clinking imaginary dinner guests is when u search for one of his neologisms that looks like it might conceivably be an actual word and get no results found for
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link
^pudeferent
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link
that's more like pissing in the flute and calling it veuve cliquot
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link
lol 'serious' wine people thinking veuve is piss
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link
the price reflects their marketing expenses
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link
nakh and I are providing some serious schooling in the art of clink!
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link
I'd never seen the rtc zing before & yet my conception of clink has always revolved around Alfred funnily enough
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:54 (nine years ago) link
i dunno i can't fault someone for Believing that Rock Can Change The World when he was in the last rock band that changed the world
― some dude, Saturday, October 18, 2014 9:48 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Wait, Dave Grohl was in Public Enemy? Huh.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, October 18, 2014 10:37 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 October 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link
clink! seems to be a time-honored mode of socializing among homosexuals. i enjoy and respect it even when fourth-rate because i am just not very good at it
yeah 'you should kill yrself' is really more of a 'thud.'
― ≖_≖ (Lamp), Friday, 31 October 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link
hahahah
― sarahell, Friday, 31 October 2014 00:08 (nine years ago) link
yeah thud posts are embarrassing but easily less so than failed Dorothy Parker badinage
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Friday, 31 October 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link
sincerely hope lamp was holding a martini while posting that
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Friday, 31 October 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link
gin lends itself to clink!
― sarahell, Friday, 31 October 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link
i think it is probably the most clink!-y of the liquors
― sarahell, Friday, 31 October 2014 00:14 (nine years ago) link
campari and soda in a cut crystal rocks glass
― ≖_≖ (Lamp), Friday, 31 October 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link
other peoples happiness
all the premature explication ruined this thread btw
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Friday, 31 October 2014 01:11 (nine years ago) link
this thread was ruined when you posted that screencap
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 October 2014 01:25 (nine years ago) link
mnnkilling what? mnnnour ears? is clink! material imho
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Friday, 31 October 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link
this thread could be usefully repurposed for posting pictures of dead animals and copypasta
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 October 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link
a safe space
no.
― sarahell, Friday, 31 October 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link
my thread, my rules
http://media.giphy.com/media/YjM2ZDkzNDMt/original.gif
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Friday, 31 October 2014 01:32 (nine years ago) link
if people just post generic shit humour its going to be repurposed, clink or nothing
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 October 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link
this thread is for the post equivalent of campari and soda in a crystal rocks glass
― sarahell, Friday, 31 October 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link
it can be saved just needs a little room to breathe is all
― mattresslessness, Friday, 31 October 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
Notre Musique was my first in the theater, and the thing I remember most clearly was telling some woman who kept rustling what sounded like the world's loudest cellophane that she was "ruining the movie for everyone here." She revealed that she was holding an ice pack on her freshly sprained ankle and I turned on my heels and high-tailed it to the last row in back. I still think she ruined it.
― Eric H., Friday, 31 October 2014 05:10 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"End of cinema" indeed!
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 31 October 2014 09:26 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Chetniks in Šumadija kill a Partisan through heart extraction.jpg (nakhchivan), Monday, 3 November 2014 04:42 (nine years ago) link
that doesn't really work does it
― clouds, Monday, 3 November 2014 04:50 (nine years ago) link
i mean i appreciate leave her to heaven largely for the integrity and beauty of its form as well.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, November 5, 2014 3:30 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I appreciated it for drowning an annoying child.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, November 5, 2014 4:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's wonderful for both reasons!
― Nhex, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 4:22 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:23 (nine years ago) link
3rd post is extraneous, but the 2nd, of course, is a well-formed clink!
― sarahell, Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:22 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUol7oQ2leE
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
Countdown to the death of "the death of Cinema" articles.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― individual meta dater (wins), Sunday, 9 November 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link