pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link

War On Drugs: Suck My Dong

Evan, Thursday, 30 October 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link

p4k features has been a sea of white dudes recently, they need to get on this shit

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marcos, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link

Hey look, there's Killer Mike somewhere in there. He's not white.

voodoo chili, Monday, 10 November 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link

^^^^^progress!!!!!!!!!

ichabron crames (slothroprhymes), Monday, 10 November 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

iceage

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 November 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

fwiw Black Constellation also not white, but not pictured

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 November 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link

the only thing i would read on there is the out door thing. in fact, i might actually go look for it. the rest is zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....no offense to ilxor pitchfork people old and new. #onelove

scott seward, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

(aphex twin is so deadly boring to read about. and i love andy beta!) (maybe i should read that now in the interest of fairness...)

scott seward, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

this is a good review of an album i'm enjoying a lot right now. everyone should get this cd:

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/19164-yg-my-krazy-life/

scott seward, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link

Well there was at least that small chunk of articles that you skipped between The Outdoor and Caribou.

MarkoP, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link

xpost that YG record would be borderline perfect if not for "do it to ya" and "me & my bitch" - former bc it's hot trash and latter is just super meh and it being sequenced after "do it" almost irreperably fucks the momentum of the album in the gallbladder but fortunately "who do you love" is there to save the day

ichabron crames (slothroprhymes), Monday, 10 November 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

totally good stuff on here:

http://pitchfork.com/features/the-out-door/9521-overlooked-experimental-records-2014/

was debating buying that naked island LP on discogs just the other day. one of the dudes from starving weirdos who i love a ton.

scott seward, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

yeah the out door is great! definitely one of my favorite things on the internet.

tylerw, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

but maybe that belongs on the pitchfork is OK! (#34985859340293849494 in a series.) thread

tylerw, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link

i went to the chain store across the street this morning to get barrel brothers album and step brothers album and they didn't have either one cuz they are SO LAME!! lamest store on earth. total Deviant Type Titans over there in that mess. so, i did end up getting the YG on cd and i'm glad i did cuz it sounds amazing on cd and on my big-ass tandy-brand foghat speakers. and i got schoolboy q at a reduced price. but not the deluxe edition. i ain't going on no fuckin' amazon for some skyzoo. kinda one of the only minuses about living around here. maple syrup up the ass but no skyzoo in sight.

scott seward, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

the bonus tracks on that schoolboy record aren't any good (the album itself is v enjoyable and great in places), so no loss there

ichabron crames (slothroprhymes), Monday, 10 November 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link

yeah figured as much. and the schoolboy album is great, but i wanted to hear this on my big speakerz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aWWdMBrtA0

scott seward, Monday, 10 November 2014 17:15 (nine years ago) link

i need that

punk rocketeer (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 November 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link

Yeah I loved that Overlooked Experimental column <3 <3

fgti, Monday, 10 November 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

p4k is druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk giving this azealia banks album an 8 i gotta say

ichabron crames (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link

this is otm:

xpost that YG record would be borderline perfect if not for "do it to ya" and "me & my bitch" - former bc it's hot trash and latter is just super meh and it being sequenced after "do it" almost irreperably fucks the momentum of the album in the gallbladder but fortunately "who do you love" is there to save the day

― ichabron crames (slothroprhymes)

still the rap record of the year, tho, unless RTJ overtakes it in these last two months. hard to imagine that happening; i played "Krazy" almost nonstop all summer

alpine static, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

a-wax is up there for me, but it's kind of depressing to play all the time

punk rocketeer (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

^^ need to hear that

admittedly, YG is a standout in a rough year for rap albums

alpine static, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link

xpost that YG record would be borderline perfect if not for "do it to ya" and "me & my bitch" - former bc it's hot trash and latter is just super meh and it being sequenced after "do it" almost irreperably fucks the momentum of the album in the gallbladder but fortunately "who do you love" is there to save the day
― ichabron crames (slothroprhymes)

this is an extremely wrong opinion -- one of the reasons why the album is so strong is because the R&B tracks are incredible

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

wut, i mean "me & my bitch" isn't bad, per se, just kinda a step down whereas idk how much syrup was consumed to make "do it to ya" sound like a good idea imo

i havent listened to krazy life all the way through - w/o skipping those tracks - in a while tho, so a reevaluation in full is in order

ichabron crames (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

i agree with slothrop, what is incredible about the r&b tracks? they're so boring. rest of the album is what's excellent

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link

i should've said that they're incredible for being obvious for-the-ladies tracks, but they're also just very good songs in their own right. you guys really can't vibe to "me & my bitch" what the hell? both of those songs are classic smooth summer songs.

in a sense YG lucked out that mustardwave has encompassed thugged out male R&B singing, it really keeps 'my krazy life' afloat and fits right in the tone of the album. i mean the legacy of rap albums that sag because ill-fitting R&B songs are shoehorned into the tracklist is obvious? "do it to ya" & "me & my bitch" remind me of how t.i. snuck "why you wanna" into 'king' (except times 2)

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link

i highly recommend hearing the album on CD thru good speakers. if that's possible. sounds so friggin' cool. loud too. listen loud. they did a great job with the disc. kinda tempted to go buy the Future album just to hear it thru my big speakers at work. bet that would sound awesome.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link

i love the flow of the YG album.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

YG/Future are amazing, but lets all just agree that RTJ2 is better

look what you did, you lil durk (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link

Every time someone posts that I think they're saying RJD2 and I'm like wha

Fairly peng (wins), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:43 (nine years ago) link

i highly recommend hearing the album on CD thru good speakers. if that's possible. sounds so friggin' cool. loud too. listen loud. they did a great job with the disc. kinda tempted to go buy the Future album just to hear it thru my big speakers at work. bet that would sound awesome.

― scott seward, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah the first time i heard it was at def jam's offices thru some $10,000 soundsystem or something and even tho i thought my ears might bleed it sounded unreal good, "left right" especially

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

i mean the legacy of rap albums that sag because ill-fitting R&B songs are shoehorned into the tracklist is obvious?

it's def obvious, just never really dug it - not due to any anti-r&b feelings of mine but more due to those "ladies" tracks almost invariably not being in the skill set of the rappers who were dumping them on their records. as another awful recent example, consider "touch'n you" on rick ross's god forgives i don't. yikes. (not that that album isn't flawed for other reasons, prominently wale)

ichabron crames (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

yeah the bass sounds so huge on good speakers

ha, i literally just finally got round to RTJ2 and didn't get the fuss at all, found it drab and extremely unfun

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

i get the vibe of what yg was going for with the r&b trax but i don't think the songs are really there and i don't care about teeflii or tory lanez as performers or lyricists even a tiny bit

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

they both have sort of anaemic non-voices

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link

ok i'll grant you that position -- i like that they're sort of floaty and barely there because those songs are really all about the beats anyway

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link

i felt bad about dismissing the new rtj so i actually went and listened to some of the first album and i liked it more now. mainly for the sound/beats. i've always kinda wished that el-p just did outside production for other people and never rapped. making cool noises has always been his main strength.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

i like that they're sort of floaty and barely there

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, November 11, 2014 5:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so in character

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link

like, if it were just a killer mike album with el-p silently producing the whole thing i would totally buy it.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link

i feel like el-p's beats on RTJ2 aren't even that great (unlike RTJ1) this time

gangsta boo popping up is the best moment obv, she's having this incredible year that no one's paying attention to

lex pretend, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link

i like that they're sort of floaty and barely there

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, November 11, 2014 5:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so in character

― lex pretend, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:58 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

i will also grant you this position

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link

like, if it were just a killer mike album with el-p silently producing the whole thing i would totally buy it.

― scott seward, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 11:59 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

skot - R.A.P. Music by Killer Mike is exactly that!

punk rocketeer (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link

ha, i literally just finally got round to RTJ2 and didn't get the fuss at all, found it drab and extremely unfun

― lex pretend, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

game recognize game

look what you did, you lil durk (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link

Lol

punk rocketeer (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

man i ran out and missed a decent mini-discussion of 'krazy' ... everyone pretty much otm on both sides. the r&b songs are fine for what they are, certainly better than most shoehorned r&b tracks on rap albums ... and i can vibe w/ me & my bitch, but do it to ya stinks. i appreciate their role in the album's narrative, but both singers are underwhelming.

absolutely no question, though, that having those two songs in a row is the weak point of the album.

alpine static, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link

surprised no one here wants to push the DJ Quik out as best of the year rap album as well; i thought i was on ilx

I would not argue for votes to RTJ2, YG, Gene the Southern Child, A-Wax, isaiah rashad or shabazz palaces

i would also lean into cormega, lacrae, clipping, black milk, freddie gibbs, iamsu, schoolboy, snootie wild and i'd imagine the joey bada$$ and e40 albums are gonna be up there too.

i do need to work in z-ro and gangsta boo's album. what else?

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

'me and my bitch' is awesome, feels like needed melodic respite & works as a reference to old cali street rap history w/out being heavyhanded by making it R&B

deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link

the pitchfork thread is probably the most embarrassing thread to have a conversation about rap album of the year

look what you did, you lil durk (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link


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