Defend The Indefensible: Neil McCormick's 'People I Don't Know Are Trying To Kill Me'

the People I Don't Know Are Trying To Kill Me video doesn't seem to be on the internet anymore ;_;

You keep waiting for Gorillaz to storm the studio and stick a rocket up his posterior.

so we just repost every line of this piece in italics one bit at a time then?

Scott Walker & Sunn O))), Soused: 'self-absorbed'
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This collaborative release should be reserved for masochistic listeners only, says Neil McCormick
1 out of 5 stars

Taylor Swift, 1989: 'full of American fizz'
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Scratch beneath the shiny surface and you'll find Swift hasn’t moved so far from her country roots, says Neil McCormick
4 out of 5 stars

Aretha Franklin, Sings The Great Diva Classics: 'reeks of fakery'
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Franklin's first album in 13 years proves she is no longer the powerhouse of her time, says Neil McCormick
2 out of 5 stars

Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga, Cheek to Cheek, review: 'harmlessly engaging'
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Tony Bennett and Lady GaGa's album is throwaway fun, says Neil McCormick
3 out of 5 stars