Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

http://i.imgur.com/7f2HEiH.jpg

thread finally pays off

O I wish I was in the land of cloppin

no

it saddens me that it is now wholly irresponsible to click on any new link to this thread at work

That plastic fluorescent cartoon horse anus looks compact enough to hide under your desk though.

http://gawker.com/farrah-abraham-dressed-up-as-frozens-elsa-to-sell-molds-1652778386

In related news.

4channer boils my little pony doll in jar of his own cum

Not as bad as cigar box

jesus that made me retch a bit

i don't know why i clicked on that

That is so much worse than the cigar box, d.

SO MUCH WORSE

lock thread, delete thread, delete ILE, delete www.ilxor.com, delete internet, delete world, delete universe

I'm so angry at myself for clicking on that link and yet also have questions.

question #1: Why did you click on that link?

I know, I know.

I don't think I ever actually looked at the box yet this I felt compelled to look at. I can't unsee it and I feel sick. Oh got the smell. Can you imagine the smell??

Feel like the cigar box was worse because it was the figurative pot of gold at the end of the deathdrone rainbow

that was connected to our furnace, and of course since it's getting colder we light it up

this is the worst part because the plurals imply this thing lives with other humans and not in a roving van etc

You heard so much about it! That you figured it couldn't possibly be as bad

As what you had built up in your mind's eye

And yet

And yet

"filed under: CUM"

i mean you can't say they didn't warn us

question #1: Why did you click on that link?

I was waiting all morning for the revival of some old "genuinely unsettling things that will ruin your day if you look directly at them" thread but I guess this one works just as well.

can you change your username just for this thread

how does he explain the cum merpony to people who enter his room?

Hahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAHA x-post

Don't we have a pre-crime division of the police force yet that can arrest this guy before the body count begins in earnest?

ENBB now all I can think of is "Benedict Cummerpony"

I don't think Rainbow Dash is the mermaid pony btw xp

call upon the semen ponies when you're in distress.

ENBB now all I can think of is "Benedict Cummerpony"

― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, December 2, 2014 6:30 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

I almost clicked on the link, but I will not click on the link. For the love of god, I will not click on the link.

how's life and Phil D win everything (where "everything" is a full cum jar with a My Little Pony in it)

never clicking

Now they will have to divide the full cum jar

Rather impressively it goes from "not as bad as I was fearing" to "THIS IS THE GROSSEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN" with one well-placed photo

and soloman said "cut the cum jar in half!"

My cum jar spilleth over

I was just about to tweet this to @mlp_txt but I see that ship has sailed

That ship has pulled its anchor

As a photographic argument for the eradication of humanity, this isn't without merit.

Why did this person do this?

do you have a DSM-5 handy

we don't need to be gender-neutral here, do we

some of these comments are literally giving me dry heaves

So I assume the pony was in the receptacle and he would, uh, finish inside of it so I guess he was C on P? Is that a thing now?

The other option is that he was trying to recreate the final scene of Terminator 2

i have never seen T2