Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

"Rise and Shine," the train one, just gets better the more I look at it.

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Fumble - Poetry In Lotion

banal phrase + vaguely 'clever', ironic representation of the above + ambience of good-natured frolicsome sauciness was the litmus test I was trying to apply

http://www.audiophileusa.com/covers400water/31587.jpg

Bunk Dogger - First Offence

sorry, hammering the hipgnosis a bit here

nah, you're killing it today IMO!

Listening to Dr. Hook's hits now. I knew the (sublime) "When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman" but there's some other good stuff... "You Make My Pants Wanna Get Up And Dance" is exactly the kind of good-times middling hit (or non-hit) that I expect to find anchoring one of these albums.

man bunk dogger that one is amazing

what does "bunk dogger" mean, is that UK slang?

it was the guy's name I think!

it sounds like it ought to mean something though

Someone who dogs bunks, clearly.

damn, obvious really!

http://991.com/NewGallery/Ace-No-Strings-334303.jpg

"time for another" is such a perfect second album title for this thread

Another winner from Nazareth (from 1984):

http://s.pixogs.com/image/R-2258907-1303105531.jpeg

this thread's really stepped it up today, good work all

A power trio album from 1981: Jack Bruce, Bill Lordan (former Sly and the Family Stone drummer) and Robin Trower:

http://s.pixogs.com/image/R-1820026-1298325821.jpeg

There should be one of these called "Welp, Let's Get This Over With"

"Two More Of These And We're Out Of Our Contract"

not seeing horse's image :(

On the Jack Bruce tip, check out these initial offerings from his lyricist Pete Brown

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eNx3vGFPL.jpg

A Meal You Can Shake Hands with in the Dark

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tCo92Qc5L.jpg

Full title: Things May Come and Things May Go But the Art School Dance Goes on Forever

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/104/MI0002104992.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

The gift that keeps on giving.

has this appeared yet? 'Frogs Sprouts Clogs and Krauts' by the Rumour

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/94149409/Frogs+Sprouts+Clogs+And+Krauts+LP.png

http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/201105/05/79/f0035779_21385534.jpg

http://991.com/NewGallery/Stackwaddy-Bugger-Off-450964.jpg

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Foghat: Girls To Chat and Boys To Bounce

FEAR OF FRYING omg

Micky Jupp is relevant to this thread's interests

http://eil.com/images/main/Mickey-Jupp-Long-Distance-Rom-446187.jpg

http://www.repertoirerecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/JuppMickey_Juppanese-1084.jpg

but he's at a Thai restaurant

on an 'agreeable inessentiality' tip, 'Don't Mind Rockin' Tonite' by Ducks Deluxe

http://eil.com/images/main/Ducks-Deluxe-Dont-Mind-Rockin-445636.jpg

Ha ha Do you guys want to rock tonight or hang out in the bowling alley parking lot?

Rocking sounds cool, I guess

Sounds pretty passive aggressive.

"But yesterday you said you didn't want to rock!"

"Look, really, it's fine; I don't mind rockin' tonight."

man ive always wondered about that juppanese one. like how was that actually allowed?

I don't mind rockin', I'd just rather we got Juppanese.

Joe Walsh There Goes the Neighborhood is almost the ideal of this genre of album titling

Joe was the master. He rode that schtick into the late 80s:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61QVSFXDBDL.jpg

Walsh also embodies the "Hey here's my album, whaddya want from me?" rueful shrug and grin that is implied by all these titles, his whole persona is sort of based on this aethestic

haha Tarfumes you posted that same cover last summer!

still cracks me up though, what a joker that joe is!

Whoops, haha yeah, I thought it might've already been posted.

Okay, who remembers seeing this stuff in the record stores and feeling sorry for these people. When those covers are 12" x 12" and sitting in the bins while Bee Gees albums cover the walls, you just feel sad and angry and go, "what's up with that?"

As a kid I would have wanted those Joe Walsh albums, but paper routes don't pay enough.

The thing with Joe Walsh was, when he didn't make his album covers into stupid jokes, you got sub-Uriah Heep stuff like this:

http://991.com/newgallery/Joe-Walsh-The-Confessor-423064.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rxEYrBrjL.jpg

You Bought It, You Name It

http://eil.com/images/main/Violinski-Stop-Cloning-Abou-592643.jpg

Violinski - Stop Cloning About

The thing with Joe Walsh was, when he didn't make his album covers into stupid jokes, you got sub-Uriah Heep stuff like this:

Should be a picture of him smoking a joint in a confessional.

STOP CLONING ABOUT

Record stores should have had a section for "cocaine damage". Or music back then should have all been classified by drug / muse.

VIOLINSKI

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/aa/Level_Headed_US_album_cover.jpg

http://vinylzart.com/shop/images/P/AlbumCovers-Sweet-GiveUsAWink(1976).jpg