2008 USP(G)ET pt. II: counting the days to 2012 primary thread 1

"theologically challenged"

"what, we're just sacrificing a goat - don't you get it, you simpleton?"

I have some q's about two-face's wang (not mccain's)

a new YouTube video displaying a Kenyan preacher praying to protect a woman, who resembles Gov. Palin

a woman who resembles gov. palin, is identified in the video as gov. palin, speaks as gov. palin, in a video taken from the official website of gov. palin's church

jury's out on this one

goddamn elizabeth hasslebeck, remember when she was just the cute one on Survivor? how I hate her

ethan why are you so eager to smear America's sweetheart

a new gif displaying a terrifying monster who resembles john mccain

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/elizabeth-hasselbeck-young.jpg

Sarah Palin is now a corn maze in Ohio

re: this bailout deal, how is McCain gonna avoid the appearance that his injection into the process didn't completely fuck it up?

Shakey, if you're confident that this is a fuckup for McCain, which would be a valid assessment, then why are you so freaked out right now?

lmao no wonder hasselbeck playing capn-save-an-updo

he is going to say he swooped in and prevented a bad bill from going through

I wouldn't say I'm freaked out - apparently I'm just not as excited as everybody else on this thread is about photoshop hijinks

The funny part is, if McCain somehow recovers from this, there's still a whole fucking month of October left.

xp - ah ok, Shakey. understood re: shouting into the wind, etc.

Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C
Palin, a beautiful woman, who facially resembles movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C

if only she sartorially resembled movie actress Rachel Welch in the movie 10,000 B.C

isn't 10,000 bc a CGI thing?

also, sarah palin doesn't believe in cavemen

They had computers back then?

maybe it is secretly an insult? because 10,000 BC is like a few too many thousand years ago to have even happened?

some good analysis here

McCain's options are "bad" and "worse" and House Reps don't like him.

10,000 bc is one of the most retarded movies btw

in case u dont read boingboing

http://www.boingboing.net/images/x_2008/putinrearshishead.jpg

i still do not read boingboing but that it pretty funny

goddamn elizabeth hasslebeck, remember when she was just the cute one on Survivor? how I hate her

Survivor-wise, she was always the poor man's Colleen Haskell.

this fucking guy:

The presidential election might be a tight race now, but one of the country’s top pollsters thinks the race will end in an electoral landslide.

John Zogby, president of Zogby International, told a group of businesspeople today that it’s up to Democratic Sen. Barack Obama to convince voters to go with him. If he’s not successful, the country will likely vote for “a comfortable old shoe”, that being Republican Sen. John McCain.

I'd sooner vote for a comfortable old shoe

lol zogby whata buffoon

Zogby is retarded. Called it for Kerry last time btw.

isnt zogby the poll thats always wrong

yes

After the 2004 debacle, does anyone care what Zogby thinks?

nope

http://website.lineone.net/~braithwaitej/mainsite/overview/actors/elam.jpg

Two weeks, twenty eight hundred posts, not bad

ive read all of them ;_;

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f138/srahman24/1014CVR.jpg

no flag in the fireplace!!

I know, I noticed that too. Other than that it's pretty much otm

that would be TOO offensive

http://www.bobstaake.com/lingo/

http://www.bobstaake.com/lingo/lingocardsmall2.jpg

we can do better than that

Change
Middle class
Values

I think you could put "change" in the "FREE" square

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831461

Mr. Letterman is not done yet

can someone pls give bullet point summary of the last 12 hrs in the next 15 minutes?