clink!

I resent this

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dropbox sux

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i think we should own up to our own clinky posts here

medicine for all!
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unlike ebola and how badly that's being handled

didnt rly get clink! cross the pond it's ka-ching! iirc

just a ref to that timeless soto zing

tryhard repartee rather than just ill considered larfs

i can't find the original zing

POLL: Mary J. Blige in the '90s

the aspirant drollness in contradistinction to yr common or garden ilx larfs

MONSTER TARANTULA VS. RABBIT

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:50 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(hahahahahaha I successfully avoided posting that for a good 75 minutes)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:51 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hehehehe.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:51 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hehehe

thank u for clarifying nakhchivan

eric h. clink!s like all the time. god i am so bored

threads that effortlessly summarize

what

summarize WHAT?!?!?!

how outrageous, so droll etc oh my god all living things must someday die

hehehehe

fend off the braying void w/ quippery

"neigh" the whinnying void

maybe they just like that sound, clink!

Jake G. can use his quippery on me anytime, amirite

who is that

oh gyllenhaal

shirtless boyss in filumss

he is v. fetching even though he is a frequent subject of clink! posts

clink! seems to be a time-honored mode of socializing among homosexuals. i enjoy and respect it even when fourth-rate because i am just not very good at it and when i make a successful clink! irl i'm quite embarrassingly proud of myself.

eric h. clink!s like all the time. god i am so bored

― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:05 (12 minutes ago)

why do gay americans like to pretend they are characters in british upper class novels of the 1930's

lol xp

a good clink! is totally admirable

there is a corner of america where evelyn waugh never died

that corner is here c.f. every thursday night and sunday afternoon at club try-angles

where downton abbey is always on in the "parlor"

if you were really trying to be british you'd spell it with the u tbf *clink!*

oopsie

oopsie woopsies full points imago full points

ta-ra!

are clinks and zings /
different things?

clinks are generally self-congratulatory

this meretricious glassware is ever so coarse, one would even be inclined to think one's hosts nouveau riche! dear boy, these horrid champagne flutes are fit for nothing but being crushed underfoot at a hebrew wedding! why, if i may be permitted to agree with you! still, if someone else is paying it would be most infra dig to raise such matters at table....very much a case of 'drink up' good sirs!

there 'gales a veteran of the despicient roundelay!

in order to have a good clink! you need to use words your audience actually knows

why, the merest classical education would avail you of every facilifaction!

not even google appears to know despicient, damn

I know greek where it counts, darling

the... bedroom? clink!

always with the erotic ironware, that one!

http://lowres.cartoonstock.com/law-order-velcro-jails-jailors-prison-prisoner-jcon4124_low.jpg

hehehe

my thread, my rules

http://media.giphy.com/media/YjM2ZDkzNDMt/original.gif

if people just post generic shit humour its going to be repurposed, clink or nothing

this thread is for the post equivalent of campari and soda in a crystal rocks glass

it can be saved just needs a little room to breathe is all

Notre Musique was my first in the theater, and the thing I remember most clearly was telling some woman who kept rustling what sounded like the world's loudest cellophane that she was "ruining the movie for everyone here." She revealed that she was holding an ice pack on her freshly sprained ankle and I turned on my heels and high-tailed it to the last row in back. I still think she ruined it.

― Eric H., Friday, 31 October 2014 05:10 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"End of cinema" indeed!

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 31 October 2014 09:26 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that doesn't really work does it

i mean i appreciate leave her to heaven largely for the integrity and beauty of its form as well.

― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, November 5, 2014 3:30 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I appreciated it for drowning an annoying child.

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, November 5, 2014 4:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's wonderful for both reasons!

― Nhex, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 4:22 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

3rd post is extraneous, but the 2nd, of course, is a well-formed clink!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUol7oQ2leE

Countdown to the death of "the death of Cinema" articles.

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

per Sarah's suggestion of outing our own occasional clink!s, the above kind of nested hilarity is something I have indulged in

eg I once had a fb status "comments about how Christmas ads are getting earlier every year are getting earlier every year" oh the wit

What about people who say: "I don't own a television, because I always watch tv programs on my computer, or occasionally my phone, so there's no real point in my owing yet another screen, unless it's so I can say I own a television, so as to avoid annoying all you thin-skinned folks who find this mere fact of my television non-ownership irritating."

― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, November 10, 2014 9:03 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they need to speak in shorter sentences

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 10, 2014 9:08 AM (19 minutes ago)

i remember being extremely put off by alexander pope when i studied him in college.

― Treeship, Sunday, November 16, 2014 8:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's ok. People who met Alexander Pope irl were often put off by him, too.

― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Sunday, November 16, 2014 8:29 PM (Yesterday)

there's sadness behind those eyes

― shower cretin (brownie), Friday, September 12, 2014 7:18 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Must be a Cleveland sports fan.

― Hakeem Olajuwon Howard (Leee), Friday, September 12, 2014 11:11 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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lol

i had two glasses of different nebbiolos last night

were they dope

i want to hear the gab about nebbiolos

they were dope, one was sparkling, the other was a rose

there was lots of gabbing while i had said nebbiolos

in fact, i ordered the nebbiolos specifically because it was a gabby night out

there's a nice italian term vino di meditazione that would describe a good nebbiolo from piedmont, perhaps a suitable wine for nebb to drink of an evening if he still hasn't found a forum to replace ilx in his heart

evening standard hack fay maschler is a bit of a maven for the clink aesthetic

To my surprise, my companion says: “I like Harrods the way I like the zoo. They both try to make the incongruous seem normal.”

Finally the huge spaceship with its very numerous and highly qualified crew arrived on Arret, the planet so far and so similar to our Earth...... Surely there would be something to learn. In fact there were, contrary to other sectors, large differences with respect to Earth. The vines had similar although obviously wore different names. L'oloibben, l' arebrab, l 'otteclod were typical of the north west of a nation very similar to Italy, the Ailati.

http://www.acquabuona.it/2009/06/il-pianeta-al-contrario/

Reminds me of my exchange with a student last Thursday who wondered why she'd gotten a C+ on a paper.

She: But I wrote about [an impressive topic].

Me: Great. Go back and write that paper."

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 9, 2016 11:32 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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haha. there's some absolute gold on Facebook.

― piscesx, Saturday, 14 May 2016 13:26 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fool's Gold!

― But... could you imagine a formation in your lemonade? Ho! (Turrican), Saturday, 14 May 2016 13:38 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wrong thread :-/

more of a clunk than a clink

yeah my bad

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