there are so many posters on the lux-clink spectrum
― sarahell, Thursday, 23 October 2014 08:24 (nine years ago) link
I hope when the Coens were involved in writing a screenplay for The Yiddish Policemen's Union they lectured Michael Chabon on what a juvenile he is.
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 8:29 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I hope they lectured him on what a shitty writer he is
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 8:30 AM (Yesterday)
― sarahell, Thursday, 23 October 2014 08:46 (nine years ago) link
tip top!
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 08:59 (nine years ago) link
I resent this
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:26 (nine years ago) link
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/content_link/8AZplHr4qdJM9fWeKPXCoPxGtjHZlIQ7LieqOE6S4VQEeMS6iYtRh2BnQClrm2Pi?dl=1
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
dropbox sux
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/Photo%2027-10-2014%2016%2022%2038.png
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 09:50 (nine years ago) link
i think we should own up to our own clinky posts here
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 03:21 (nine years ago) link
medicine for all!...................................unlike ebola and how badly that's being handled
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 04:52 (nine years ago) link
didnt rly get clink! cross the pond it's ka-ching! iirc
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link
just a ref to that timeless soto zing
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link
tryhard repartee rather than just ill considered larfs
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 04:58 (nine years ago) link
i can't find the original zing
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:04 (nine years ago) link
POLL: Mary J. Blige in the '90s
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:07 (nine years ago) link
the aspirant drollness in contradistinction to yr common or garden ilx larfs
MONSTER TARANTULA VS. RABBIT― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:50 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink(hahahahahaha I successfully avoided posting that for a good 75 minutes)― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:51 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkHehehehe.― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:51 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:50 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
(hahahahahaha I successfully avoided posting that for a good 75 minutes)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:51 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Hehehehe.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:51 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:11 (nine years ago) link
hehehe
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:31 (nine years ago) link
thank u for clarifying nakhchivan
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link
eric h. clink!s like all the time. god i am so bored
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link
threads that effortlessly summarize
― Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link
what
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link
summarize WHAT?!?!?!
how outrageous, so droll etc oh my god all living things must someday die
― Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link
hehehehe
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link
fend off the braying void w/ quippery
― Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link
"neigh" the whinnying void
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link
maybe they just like that sound, clink!
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link
Jake G. can use his quippery on me anytime, amirite
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
who is that
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link
oh gyllenhaal
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link
shirtless boyss in filumss
he is v. fetching even though he is a frequent subject of clink! posts
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
clink! seems to be a time-honored mode of socializing among homosexuals. i enjoy and respect it even when fourth-rate because i am just not very good at it and when i make a successful clink! irl i'm quite embarrassingly proud of myself.
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:05 (12 minutes ago)
why do gay americans like to pretend they are characters in british upper class novels of the 1930's
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:20 (nine years ago) link
lol xp
a good clink! is totally admirable
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link
there is a corner of america where evelyn waugh never died
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:23 (nine years ago) link
that corner is here c.f. every thursday night and sunday afternoon at club try-angles
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link
where downton abbey is always on in the "parlor"
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:30 (nine years ago) link
if you were really trying to be british you'd spell it with the u tbf *clink!*
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
oopsie
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:33 (nine years ago) link
oopsie woopsies full points imago full points
ta-ra!
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link
are clinks and zings /different things?
― polyphonic, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link
clinks are generally self-congratulatory
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:35 (nine years ago) link
this meretricious glassware is ever so coarse, one would even be inclined to think one's hosts nouveau riche! dear boy, these horrid champagne flutes are fit for nothing but being crushed underfoot at a hebrew wedding! why, if i may be permitted to agree with you! still, if someone else is paying it would be most infra dig to raise such matters at table....very much a case of 'drink up' good sirs!
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link
there 'gales a veteran of the despicient roundelay!
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link
in order to have a good clink! you need to use words your audience actually knows
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
why, the merest classical education would avail you of every facilifaction!
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link
not even google appears to know despicient, damn
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link
I know greek where it counts, darling
― sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link
the... bedroom? clink!
― Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link
this thread could be usefully repurposed for posting pictures of dead animals and copypasta
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 October 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link
a safe space
no.
― sarahell, Friday, 31 October 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link
my thread, my rules
http://media.giphy.com/media/YjM2ZDkzNDMt/original.gif
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Friday, 31 October 2014 01:32 (nine years ago) link
if people just post generic shit humour its going to be repurposed, clink or nothing
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 October 2014 01:36 (nine years ago) link
this thread is for the post equivalent of campari and soda in a crystal rocks glass
― sarahell, Friday, 31 October 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link
it can be saved just needs a little room to breathe is all
― mattresslessness, Friday, 31 October 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
Notre Musique was my first in the theater, and the thing I remember most clearly was telling some woman who kept rustling what sounded like the world's loudest cellophane that she was "ruining the movie for everyone here." She revealed that she was holding an ice pack on her freshly sprained ankle and I turned on my heels and high-tailed it to the last row in back. I still think she ruined it.
― Eric H., Friday, 31 October 2014 05:10 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"End of cinema" indeed!
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 31 October 2014 09:26 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Chetniks in Šumadija kill a Partisan through heart extraction.jpg (nakhchivan), Monday, 3 November 2014 04:42 (nine years ago) link
that doesn't really work does it
― clouds, Monday, 3 November 2014 04:50 (nine years ago) link
i mean i appreciate leave her to heaven largely for the integrity and beauty of its form as well.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, November 5, 2014 3:30 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I appreciated it for drowning an annoying child.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, November 5, 2014 4:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's wonderful for both reasons!
― Nhex, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 4:22 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:23 (nine years ago) link
3rd post is extraneous, but the 2nd, of course, is a well-formed clink!
― sarahell, Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:22 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUol7oQ2leE
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
Countdown to the death of "the death of Cinema" articles.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― individual meta dater (wins), Sunday, 9 November 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link
per Sarah's suggestion of outing our own occasional clink!s, the above kind of nested hilarity is something I have indulged in
― individual meta dater (wins), Sunday, 9 November 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
eg I once had a fb status "comments about how Christmas ads are getting earlier every year are getting earlier every year" oh the wit
― individual meta dater (wins), Sunday, 9 November 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link
What about people who say: "I don't own a television, because I always watch tv programs on my computer, or occasionally my phone, so there's no real point in my owing yet another screen, unless it's so I can say I own a television, so as to avoid annoying all you thin-skinned folks who find this mere fact of my television non-ownership irritating."
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, November 10, 2014 9:03 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
they need to speak in shorter sentences
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 10, 2014 9:08 AM (19 minutes ago)
― sarahell, Monday, 10 November 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link
i remember being extremely put off by alexander pope when i studied him in college.
― Treeship, Sunday, November 16, 2014 8:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That's ok. People who met Alexander Pope irl were often put off by him, too.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Sunday, November 16, 2014 8:29 PM (Yesterday)
― the HegeMony Mony Chant thread in the Most Read Threads List (sarahell), Monday, 17 November 2014 10:37 (nine years ago) link
there's sadness behind those eyes
― shower cretin (brownie), Friday, September 12, 2014 7:18 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Must be a Cleveland sports fan.
― Hakeem Olajuwon Howard (Leee), Friday, September 12, 2014 11:11 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― (曇り) (clouds), Friday, 5 December 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GTdI4RKxYjY/UCVm8royLbI/AAAAAAAABw4/27HMrnbAEOI/s400/hrh-queen-elizabeth-2-having-a-toast-to-both-their-countries-with-american-president-ronald-regan.jpg
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link
lol
― thomas cishetty (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link
i had two glasses of different nebbiolos last night
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link
were they dope
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link
i want to hear the gab about nebbiolos
― example (crüt), Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link
they were dope, one was sparkling, the other was a rose
there was lots of gabbing while i had said nebbiolos
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link
in fact, i ordered the nebbiolos specifically because it was a gabby night out
there's a nice italian term vino di meditazione that would describe a good nebbiolo from piedmont, perhaps a suitable wine for nebb to drink of an evening if he still hasn't found a forum to replace ilx in his heart
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link
evening standard hack fay maschler is a bit of a maven for the clink aesthetic
To my surprise, my companion says: “I like Harrods the way I like the zoo. They both try to make the incongruous seem normal.”
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Monday, 16 February 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link
Finally the huge spaceship with its very numerous and highly qualified crew arrived on Arret, the planet so far and so similar to our Earth...... Surely there would be something to learn. In fact there were, contrary to other sectors, large differences with respect to Earth. The vines had similar although obviously wore different names. L'oloibben, l' arebrab, l 'otteclod were typical of the north west of a nation very similar to Italy, the Ailati.
http://www.acquabuona.it/2009/06/il-pianeta-al-contrario/
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Monday, 23 February 2015 23:49 (nine years ago) link
Reminds me of my exchange with a student last Thursday who wondered why she'd gotten a C+ on a paper.
She: But I wrote about [an impressive topic].
Me: Great. Go back and write that paper."
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 9, 2016 11:32 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 11:36 (eight years ago) link
https://image-store.slidesharecdn.com/a708896c-a467-11e3-a1f0-22000aa7091d-original.jpeg
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 May 2016 09:18 (seven years ago) link
haha. there's some absolute gold on Facebook.
― piscesx, Saturday, 14 May 2016 13:26 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fool's Gold!
― But... could you imagine a formation in your lemonade? Ho! (Turrican), Saturday, 14 May 2016 13:38 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a mom shaped pom (wins), Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link
wrong thread :-/
― a mom shaped pom (wins), Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link
more of a clunk than a clink
― sarahell, Saturday, 14 May 2016 18:57 (seven years ago) link
yeah my bad
― a mom shaped pom (wins), Saturday, 14 May 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link
the difference between u and i ...
― sarahell, Saturday, 14 May 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link