Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

I get so angry that I overcompensate and take off double what I would normally take just to piss the paper towels off. Take that environment.

That i'm wondering if a ferrite cylinder thingy is necessary on a camera to computer USB cable after a not exactly technophile course teacher dismissed any difference to a standard USB cable. Just left wondering if its something she wasn't aware of or if its use is outmoded by specifics being better taken care of.
Also wondering to what extent proprietary aspects of digital cameras are still a concern after inheriting a Sony camera about 5 years back and finding that it needed specific cable and card reader when I was in a place without easy access to either. That companies act like that and that I was looked at as though I had 2 heads for trying to point out that it might be something to be conscious of when buying a camera or getting hold of one from a free source.

I routinely tear select-a-size paper towels at even smaller increments than the perforations would allow bc I am a warrior for Mother Earth.

I wish select-a-size paper towels were perforated into one inch squares. My size selections feel so restrictive atm.

You could use them to estimate integrals. It'd be so great.

IA of the day: traffic controllers at intersections with working lights. Yes, what is absolutely needed is to introduce contradictory ambiguity into the driving process. That should certainly help prevent motorists from plowing into pedestrians.

I honestly think 90% of my IA is related to the ways in which human beings imperfectly navigate space in relation to the other human beings around them.

So loads of lovely navigation fun about to come as the season gets wet. Looking forward to all those umbrellas for next 5 months & having to avoid the pot hole pools in the paved area in the centre of town.

Yahoo who in their massive benifcence lock me out of my email adress when I try to access it through the net on my mobile phone. The same one I used to access it from half the time and I think is listed as the linked number. Probably drop the adress if I hadn't been using it as my main one for 10 years.

ia @ ppl who's phone manner is to repeatedly talk faster & louder over the other person to get their point across

even having to listen to a conversation play out like that is ugh

i hate it hate hate it

-my phone ringing.

Driving me fucking nuts today for some reason. Every call genuinely necessary but it's Saturday and my head hurts and I'm watching the scores and would you all just fucking phone someone else?

Select-a-size paper towel segments are exactly the right size for my most common paper towel use cases. If it's not enough I tear off two or more at once and then it is enough. Select-a-size gives all users options; regular limits options.

The smallest size is never enough for me (I'm very messy) And I typically do a one handed grab and rip, which never rips off the size that I need.

I wrap up my used coffee grounds in a paper towel before they go in the garbage, but with select-a-size this requires two sheets which then split in the middle at the perforation leaving coffee grounds all over my kitchen. No thanks!

If I want less paper than a standard sheet I just rip off a piece; I never thought of that as a problem before.

You should stop wrapping coffee grounds in paper towels. Invite the crows they attract in for dinner.

Cleaning up after the crows requires a larger towel as well

Coincidentally I bought select-a-size last week for the first time ever and my o/h just commented on what an amazing step on the ladder of progress they were.
we're british btw

When paper towels were invented I'm sure there was research done to determine the ideal size of a single sheet, which is the size they've come in ever since, no matter what brand it is. This new format only provides an illusion of usefulness.

Select-a-size is like going to a bar and suddenly they're serving beer in six ounce glasses.

i hate select-a-size

just give me a damn square ffs

Love select-a-size. Small version perfect for blowing nose, wrapping hot dog for microwave or dabbing at something.

Ok I never understood this, what if u want to blow your nose but the big towel is next up? You obviously have to tear it off and set it aside, & ain't nobody got time for that.

What? They're not randomly placed. They're all perforated small size ones. The size depends upon how many you take.

It would make life interesting if they were randomly placed.

oh dear what is wrong with me

I guess all paper towel rolls are "select-a-size" when you get right down to it.

yeah, I am confused. Ive never heard of this and was thinking the sheets were perforated in quarters, but;

http://www.brawny.com/~/media/CPG/Brawny/Products/PAS/PAS.ashx

Um, this is just "if you want a bigger sheet, tear it off in threes"?

Correct.

Ok, stuff that uses the Statue of Liberty as an icon of NYC. (1) it's corny (2) it's ugly (3) it's not even *in* the city (I mean technically it is but it's on its own little island), (4) it's not even visible from many parts of the city

1. Statue of Liberty
2. Red Apple
3. Taxi Cab
4. Empire State Building
5. Ice Skating Rink

These are the five things that attracted millions from around the world.

1. Hollywood Sign
2. Star on Sidewalk
3. Surfer
4. Girl with lipstick bending over from GTA poster
5. Capitol Records Building

1. Sears Tower
2. No wait, it's the Willis Tower now.
3. John Hancock Building?
4. Corncob Building from that Wilco album
5. Wrigley Field.

1-5. MUSEUM OF SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY, DUH.

1. Cowboy
2. Oil Derrick
3. Rocket ship
4. Astrodome
5. A single five-pointed star.

1. Liberty Bell
2. Benjamin Franklin
3. American flag with 13 stars
4. Dying AIDS victim on witness stand
5. Statue of Liberty

1, Double-decker bus
2. Buckingham Palace (that's the long steepled building by the river, right?)
3. Big Ben
4. Union Jack
5. Ginger Spice giving the peace sign with a wink.

that's the long steepled building by the river, right?)

Buckingham Palace isn't by the river, think you're thinking of the Houses of Parliament

i am taking online training on ladder safety (loooooool). it's not a big deal, just a 10-minute module kind of thing. but the little Test Your Knowledge sections are so inane and frequently just wrong. like this:

Test your knowledge. Select True or False.

A ladder safety device is any device, including a cage or well, designed to eliminate or reduce the possibility of accidental falls.

True False

i chose "TRUE".

Incorrect.
A ladder safety device is any device, other than a cage or well, designed to eliminate or reduce the possibility of accidental falls and may incorporate such features as:

- Body harnesses
- Friction brakes
- Sliding attachments
- Landing platforms

but the statement they initially provided WAS true! if someone says "Earth is the third planet from the sun", it's true. you can't say "Incorrect. Earth is the third planet from the sun...and it has people that are forced to take online training modules on ladder safety."

http://i.imgur.com/qJUWi.png

The first one says "including a cage or well", and the second one says "other than a cage or well", so that's where you were wrong, I think? NO CAGEY WELLS.

Despite all my rage I'm still just a well in a cage

yeah, a friend of mine clued me in a few minutes ago. sigh. the question made me so irrationally angry that i immediately sent it to friends and family. and now **I** am the fool, because now everyone knows that i didn't notice that it shifted from "including" to "other than", AND i've revealed that i thought a cage or well is a ladder safety device! how is a cage not a ladder safety device? i'm never going to be allowed to use ladders again.

Buckingham Palace isn't by the river, think you're thinking of the Houses of Parliament

Hmmm. Well I'm not sure why you all make the Queen live in the Houses of Parliament, but what do I know.

also, i have some bad news about those buses...

I'm wondering how many ladder deaths occur due to a inflated sense of safety from using cages and wells. Anyway, a dad from a family at my high school died from falling off a ladder at home. Ladders are dangerous.

What is a ladder well?

It's that thing where you put a ladder in a well for the sake of stability. The heights you're capable of reaching in this situation are often compromised by the depth of the well. Similarly, the efficacy of using a ladder in a cage is often adversely affected by the savagery of the creature being kept in the cage and its ability to scale a ladder to eat you.

^

T/F: You should build a moat around your ladder for defense purposes.

Ok I should have figured out ladder cage.

Incorrect. You should build a moat around your ladder for cautionary purposes.