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now now, sexyDancer.

― mrcs, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

oh right, no humor onna Babcock stylee

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

sexydancer - it's the internet, dummy. that means people can't always tell when you're joking or when you're just being cruel.

― jaybabcock, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

funny, people can always tell when you're on a self-righteous rampage

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

chill out guys

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

how would making a viral marketing joke = being cruel or being a piggy sympathizer? makes no sense.

― chaki, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Because it belittles/mocks what Don has been put through. Dude was in Orange County JAIL. Where do you people live??? Have you been in a CA jail before with a $25k bond??? Looking like Don Bolles? Do you know anything at all about the state of prisons in CA? Etc

― jaybabcock, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus calm the fuck down dude. the charges are so absurd they lend themselves to roffles. even don is joking about it. the dr b's co being involved is a really good thing. you're coming off a bit of a prick.

― chaki, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Besides, what does it matter when the man's been dead thirty years?
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/pics/breaking/0528bolles-banner.jpg

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Where do you people live???

― chaki, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I have been in jail four times, twice in southern California on 10 & 20k bonds. It sucked real hard, no doubt, but people are free to make jokes about it as much as they want, because I am not a humorless cunt.

― Hans Rott, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

well ok sometimes I am

― Hans Rott, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

thirty years? too soon, guys

― rps, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway, jay, i understand you're passionate about this issue but being a condescending jerk doesn't really help your cause.

― chaki, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

hey dudes - you're right, sorry to be so uptight.

― jaybabcock, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

right on. thanks. im pretty confident that these charges are going to be dropped. lets all hope so.

― chaki, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

we're only all playing save a bro

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 02:04 (seventeen years ago) link

HUSTLAS CODE

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT THE FUCK

― da croupier, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

This is one of the weirdest fucking threads ever on ILM, from top to bottom.

― Ben Boyerrr, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 08:34 (seventeen years ago) link

The LA Times story.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"This is one of the weirdest fucking threads ever on ILM, from top to bottom."

Ha! Welcome to the world of Don Bolles, where the weirder things appear, the truer they are. It just goes on and on like this, always has...

― jaybabcock, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"Executives at Dr. Bronner's rushed to Bolles' defense, hiring attorney Bruce Margolin, who specializes in marijuana cases, to represent the musician."

HOLLA

― chaki, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

So did you get a hold of him?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

― chaki, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

:-)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

what would make police field test dr bronners?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

the insane rantings running all over the bottle like vines?

― lfam, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

er, rants

― lfam, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought maybe glycerin matched the molar mass of ghb but no

― lfam, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Hans Rott, love your work man.

― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

In-depth piece by veteran journalist Dean Kuipers at LACityBeat:

http://www.lacitybeat.com/article.php?id=5328&IssueNum=201

― jaybabcock, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Another piece of the puzzle that just came thru...

"There was a major GHB ring in Newport Beach and it was busted on April 4, the day Bolles happened to be there in his hat... Wrong place wrong time, and the cops were overzealous..."

http://www.dailypilot.com/articles/2007/04/05/publicsafety/dpt-daterapedrug05.txt

― jaybabcock, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Drug tests exonerate punk rocker: Don Bolles, arrested in Newport Beach on suspicion of possessing a date-rape drug, is freed after analysis shows it was only soap.

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Bolles, 50, the legendary drummer for the Germs, spent three days in jail after Newport Beach police said they found GHB, the date-rape drug, inside a bottle of Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap in Bolles' 1968 Dodge van.

Police ran a field test on the yellowish goop after stopping Bolles for a broken taillight on April 4.

But a more sophisticated analysis by the Orange County Sheriff's Department crime lab detected no GHB in the soap, officials said Monday. As a result, all charges against Bolles will be dismissed, a spokeswoman for the Orange County district attorney's office said.

Meanwhile, the makers of Dr. Bronner's announced that other liquid soaps, including Neutrogena and Tom's of Maine, also can mistakenly register positive for GHB with the field test kit used by Newport Beach police.

Bronner's officials said they experimented with the ODV-brand NarcoPouch 928 test kit and various soaps over the weekend and would post a video of the results on their website next week.

"Police departments nationwide should immediately stop using the ODV field test for GHB," Bronner's president David Bronner said.

A spokesman for Armor Forensics, which manufactures the ODV test, said he wasn't familiar with the kit and couldn't immediately comment.

― jaybabcock, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yay!

― youth problem, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:43 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

REVIVE!

― Poliopolice, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

what'd he do this time?

― sarahell, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

jesus, fuck you Poliopolice, go die

― Flat Of NAGLs (sleeve), Monday, 9 April 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

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