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BAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's brilliant Davlo. I think Paint The Walls With Blood is the best band name... eva!!!

One thing though... call me an NME nostalgist, but I'm sorry you didn't use the phrase "sonic cathedral of sound" in their somewhere.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just read it again. It really is brilliant. Distrubingly, it reads like Christgau.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

thanks. Maybe I missed my true calling...
and I always wanted to be the next John Holmes...

― Davlo (Davlo), Thursday, 1 May 2003 00:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

My apologies to Alex in NYC for appropriating PTTWB and EMOH. Of course, both of these bands play nothing but KJ covers.

― Davlo (Davlo), Thursday, 1 May 2003 00:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

What!! When did it become May 1st? Where does this exist? It's only 9:23 PM on April 30th here in Rhode Island. Did I go into a time warp?

― Davlo (Davlo), Thursday, 1 May 2003 00:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Next person to use "undie" in my presence gets glowered at. If he* uses it disparagingly, he gets a special added bonus sneer and/or middle finger. If he also uses the term "backpacker" and insinuates that people who listen to underground hip-hop are lonely dorks who hate fun/dancing/sex then I will chloroform him, kidnap him, sequester him in my apartment's laundry room, duct-tape him to an uncomfortable chair and then it's FOUR HOURS OF CAN OX'S "RASPBERRY FIELDS" INSTRUMENTAL ON CONSTANT LOOP, MOTHERFUCKER

*it's always a "him"

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 3 May 2003 01:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

"dark"

― rumplestiltskin, Saturday, 3 May 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Keenan, when I went to your link for pastiche, there was a link for the 'ten most popular sites for pastiche'. Strangely, I Love Music was not among them.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 3 May 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"earn [x] a slap"

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 3 May 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

(That's a little joke.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 3 May 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Pretentious" is unforgivable. It has no meaning when
applied to music.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Sunday, 4 May 2003 01:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

What, not even Emerson, Lake and Palmer?

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 5 May 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

funniest thread in a long time ... do any of you mind if i start a band named 'eat my own hair'?

― Jay K (Jay K), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

For a fee.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 May 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

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