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Dear Workday,

JUST END ALREADY, END NOW SO I CAN GET TO THE WEEKEND FUN SINGING TIME

xoxoxo,
Dan

― HI DERE, Friday, 30 March 2007 12:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear HI DERE.

You are OTM. Have a cookie.

Yours,

Me.

― kv_nol, Friday, 30 March 2007 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

dear dan and kvnol,
it is friday night here already!
xxestela

― estela, Friday, 30 March 2007 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear my typing ability,

Where have you gone? Please come back, I miss you.

A.

― Anna, Friday, 30 March 2007 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear this thread

You have given me more amusing and lovely insights into ilXors than possibly any other thread in history.

Thanks!

Love C4

― CharlieNo4, Friday, 30 March 2007 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Black Snake Moan director,

Don't you think you could have put some pants (or shorts!) and a longer tshirt on Christina Ricci in that movie? I mean she still could have been slutty and her tits would have been prominent but a little less flesh and a little less rib would have made your movie that less creepy. And that much better.

Thx,
Kind of disgusted

― Ms Misery, Friday, 30 March 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear ex-wife of the guy who lives one floor below me,

I'm usually hesitant to give parenting advice since I don't have kids, but I don't think it's a good idea to yell in front of your two young children that your ex-husband "better not come around lookin' for no more pussy no more."

Love,
The guy who can still hear you two arguing from a floor away, even while wearing headphones

― Brent, Friday, 30 March 2007 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link

she's right though. ex-sex can be a real dud.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 30 March 2007 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Ned

I like that you said ". Y U BRAKE HART."

love
teh_kit

― g-kit, Friday, 30 March 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Mister Monkey,

Please don't get zombie infected and come home and kill me.

Yours,

Monkey.

― accentmonkey, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear G-Kit

Thank you.

Love
Wonderful Me

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear everyone in America,

Please watch 30 Rock so that it does not get cancelled and I can continue watching it. My vote does not count in this.

Cheers,

AM

― accentmonkey, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Friday Off Due to State Workers Holiday In Lieu of Easter:

You are a fine fine creation of the law. Don't ever change. I think I will have a relaxed breakfast now.

Love
A Smuggo

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Ned,

Why the hell are you up so early on your day off???

Love,
ghost rider

― ghost rider, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Points of View,

Why oh why oh why....

Lots of love,

PeteR.

― peteR, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

dear jergins,

i miss you.

love,
lxy

― lxy, Friday, 30 March 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear fudge brownies w/the crust on the bottom,

I don't think we're good for each other, and I think we should stop seeing each other. Please make an effort not to flaunt your deliciousness during the workday.

Blood diamonds,
Jordan

― Jordan, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear ghost rider,

Being conditioned to wake up regularly at 5:30 am for my job kinda means that I'm usually up and scrounging for tea or something by 7 am even on my days off. Why I don't try and break this habit = itisamystery.gif, but I thank you for your concern.

Love
Ned

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Pot,

Thanks for everything. Self-medicating with you may cost me my intelligence, drive and trim figure, but you've saved me untold thousands in perscription anti-depressants and therapy bills.

Love,
Your Friend,
Max

― max, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Spelling,

Y U HATE ME

Love,
Max

P.S. "Prescription."

― max, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

dear max,

sorry for being a jerk to you yesterday. jfk, bro.

blood diamonds,
zr

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear zr,

When were you a jerk to me?

xoxo

Max

― max, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

(i don't want to ruin the flow of this thread but i propose that all ILX posts start being constructed in terms of "dear X, love Z")

― max, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

oh on the penn. music thread, but wvs!

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh jeez well

Dear Bro,

Sorry I said your family sucks. I have a natural antipathy toward Pennsylvania, but that's hardly an excuse. I'm sure your family isn't Amish/stupid/ugly.

w fond affection,
max

― max, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

dear max,

don't sweat it! i was in a terrible mood yesterday and you know, way overreacted. and no, my family isn't amish. sometimes they send me emails like this:

ZACK
HAY I HOPE THIS IS YOU! I THINCK I GOT YOUR EMAIL RIGHT.
I AM STILL TRYING TO PUT SHIT TOGETHER TO SEND YOU.
I AM A LITTLE COMP STUPID BUT I AM LEARNING.
FIRST I HAVE TO LEARN TO SPELL TO.
WE BEEN WORKING ON SOME GOOD BLUEGRASS STUFF YOU HAVE TO HEAR IT.
SOME OF IT GOOD SOME YOU WILL L.O.L. BUT IF YOU AND YOUR BAND GET GOOD THAT YOU THINK YOU CAN PLAY OUT I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE IN SCRANTON TO GET YOU A SHOW OUT HERE.MAY NOT PAY MUCH PUT THE EXPOSER WILL BE GOOD. HEY AGAIN IF THIS IS YOU EMAIL ME BACK AND LET ME KNOW. ITS LATE NOW 3:45 A.M. I JUST GOT BACK FROM FISHING AND I REMEMBERED I HAD YOUR E MAIL SO I AM WRITEING. EMAIL EMAIL ME BACK AND LET ME KNOW ITS YOU.
TELL MOM & DAD

& SIS I SAID HI!
MIKE

they're good folks.

live long, love strong,
zr

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear ILX,

I know you sometimes hate me, but I love you and I'm glad you're there,

Love,

Rumps

― rumpie, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Max,

Good idea about every post on ILX being formatted like this.

Love

Mr. Que

― Mr. Que, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Upstairs Neighbors Who Stole my Storage Space,

So, yeah, I know it was you guys who stole my storage closet downstairs. Because, you see, my evaporative cooler was sittin' pretty down there and then one day I went downstairs and there was a padlock on the closet door. Yeah, and you had just moved in a few weeks prior. My deductive skills are stellar. Anyway, I seriously hate you people. You are a trashy, ex-meth addict looking couple who both seem to have no jobs, because if I am ever home on weekdays, there you are, sprawled out on the sidewalk smoking Winston lights. Also, I don't know if you know this, but since you live above me, I hear your every move. Girl of trashy couple, I hear you sobbing hysterically like a fucking mental patient at least three times a week. Both of you, you wake me up with your three hour-long fucking sessions almost every other night. Seriously, it stirs me from my slumber and I am probably the deepest sleeper I know of. It's really gross when you have parties and your disgusting friends come over. I bet your apartment smells like bong water.

Peace out,
Mandee

― homosexual II, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear downstairs neighbor who comes very loudly every morning at 7am plus or minus a minute so consistently than I have given you the nickname O.A.C. (Orgasm Alarm Clark) and talk about you on the internets:

Please take a morning off.

Respectively,
Sarah McLusky a.k.a. Apartment 1

― KitCat, Friday, 30 March 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

DAER INTERNET

STOP HAVING ME EVERYWHERE

YR PAL

ERROR

― 404 Error: Page Not Found, Friday, 30 March 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

geez, this thread makes me glad I live in a house and never have to hear strangers' orgasms

― Ms Misery, Friday, 30 March 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear My Various Apartment Neighbors Over These Past Five Years:

Given the various stories reported above, thank you all for being polite and discreet.

Love,
The Guy in K105

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

dear 114

will you come visit me in 7263 soon

love 600

― 600, Friday, 30 March 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

dear ilx,

hey, when nu-ilx crashes, would you mind not going to the sandbox? dc was trying to plan happy hour over there and then everything went down ;_;

thanks!

love,
ghost rider, who isn't sure if he'll be able to post this without getting an error message or if it'll end up a triple post or something

― ghost rider, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear ghost rider,

Fear not, it's all part of THEE CODE UPGRADE!

Love,
One of the Secret Team Behind It All

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not a secret any more then is it!

― Keith, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes,

check out the --.

I did that,

Me

― TOMBOT, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not a secret any more then is it!

Minor details.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Sandboxers,

Whatever the hell happened there has scrambled the DB. Yay for old ILX code. I've had to take it down before it did much more damage. I'll try and repair it and then transplant it over here or summat.

Yrs,
Stet

― stet, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

dear stet,

oh, ok. does this mean sandbox is dead now?

love,
alex

ps maybe this was discussed before but couldn't this "convert" button just be made automatic???
pps thanks for listening to our bitching and changing shit

― ghost rider, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Secret Team Behind It All,

You're doing a good job, brohomulons!

Love in Jesus,
Max

― max, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear ghost rider,

The sandbox will move from ilx.thehold.net, aye. And if I can fix up the DB, we'll probably use it here on 8090 to test new code on. Or I'll put up an archive of the pages or summat. I'll need to see what's wrong with it first.

Cheers,
Stet

― stet, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

dear ned,

i think you missed ghost rider's point with your reply to him regarding code upgrades here.

sincerely,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 30 March 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Ally,

Oh, probably.

Yours,
Ned

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

600,

8080

love will

― Will M., Friday, 30 March 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear loud neighbor I was bitching at before,

After your friend came into your room at 1:45 last night, and you went "oh OMG Sheree!" in that loud voice, I distinctly heard two people say "Music Sounds Better with You." But then you played some other really annoying song. If I'm going to be awake listening to your music, please don't tease me by mentioning (but not playing) songs I'd actually enjoy hearing!

Worst,
Me Again

― nabisco, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Secret Coding Team,

Xpost warning is grebt.

LUB
hoosteen

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 30 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear guy next door whose name I know but am not going to post on the Internets,

It's funny that when your wife is home later than you from work, you play your Thin Lizzy or Horslips incredibly loudly until she gets in. It's funny, but only because I like you.

Regards,

Trish

― accentmonkey, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

dear puppy,

earlier, straight after your short dream about being sir harry: mortal enemy of the pomeranian, you snored. yes you did, i taped it.

xxestela

― estela, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

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