This is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the "End of the Year in Cinema" -- 2005

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The full-frontal scene in Broken Flowers was horrifying. What was Jarmusch thinking?

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 2 December 2005 03:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw so few movies in theaters this year, because of new parenthood. Watched a lot of Netflix. But I loved 2046 (overrated my fanny), liked Broken Flowers and Kung Fu Hustle, was intrigued but not bowled over by Tropical Malady (prompted me to rent Mysterious Object at Noon, which I liked better), liked The Squid and the Whale a lot, A History of Violence just slightly less, felt well-informed but somewhat under-entertained by Good Night and Good Luck, and had a predictably good time at Curse of the Were-Rabbit. Oh yeah, Grizzly Man, that was pretty great.

I didn't even realize Where the Truth Lies had been released in the U.S. I was kind of keeping an eye out for it, but I guess not enough of one.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 2 December 2005 03:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Good Night and Good Luck should win a bunch of cinematography awards. Best-looking film I've seen in ages.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 2 December 2005 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

kyle, you were saying two years ago that you didn't get anything from movies!


You like tv.

Soledad (nordicskilla), Friday, 2 December 2005 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Favorites:
Batman Begins
Constant Gardener
Wild Parrots Of Telegraph Hill
Broken Flowers
Walk The Line

Pleasantly surprised:
Four Brothers
Tell Them Who You Are

wish I'd never bothered:
Crash
Sahara
Lord Of War
High Tension


VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:05 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't watch movies anymore.
-- jay blanchard (kinojay3...), December 2nd, 2005.

What if Caveh Zahedi asked you to?
-- Soledad (adamr...), December 2nd, 2005.

What if luna asked you to?
-- Soledad (adamr...), December 2nd, 2005.


uhh....I'm scared.

And, yeah, for the record, I'd pretty much do what either Caveh or Luna asked me to do, including (but not limited to) taking a ridiculously large quantity of psychedelic mushrooms on camera or dropping trow for an underwear thread gone seriously out of control.

jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:28 (eighteen years ago) link

same categories as milo upthread, plus a couple revisions:

Funniest movie I saw this year:
TV Party

Best retro screenings at Oak Street (or elsewhere):
Late Spring
Mouchette
The Exterminating Angel
The Passenger
Seventh Heaven // A Single Girl

Best NEW films:
Kings and Queen
War of the Worlds
Land of the Dead

Good, but not the best:
Forty Shades of Blue
Cinévardaphoto
The Joy of Life
The World
The Best of Youth
The Devil's Rejects
Ma Mère

Better than expected but still not very good:
Capote
3-Iron
Clean

Disappointingly Mediocre:
Harry and Max
Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe
Nine Lives
The Family Stone
Proof

I watched it again for Nicole Kidman:
Roll Bounce (still didn't see her)

Totally Overrated (but not necessarily bad):
A History of Violence
Grizzly Man
Kung Fu Hustle

Boy did these fucking suck:
I'll just say Crash since everything else was good in comparison

obligatory "TV buries movies these days" slumming:
"Noah's Arc" on Logo

Honeymoon and marriage is over but I'll still have sex on the sly:
Last Days

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Good:
40 Year Old Virgin
Sideways (yeah I know most of you saw it in 2004)
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Sin City

Passable:
Batman Begins
Constant Gardener
Jarhead
Cinderella Man

Poor:
Everything is Illuminated

o. nate (onate), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Willy Wonka = Charlie

o. nate (onate), Friday, 2 December 2005 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link


Innocence ran EXACTLY ONE WEEK in New York, so I missed it. If it had been about the eroticism of pre-adolescent BOYS, it'd be packing them in at the 13th St Quad where all the bad gay movies do well.

Fewer Hollywood films than ever for me this year. I need to rent some obvious garbage just cuz there must be SOMETHING worse than Batman Begins.

Early cream o' crop, roughly in order:

The Joy of Life
2046
The White Diamond
Saraband
Kung Fu Hustle
L'Esquive (Games of Love and Chance)
Private

Schultze Gets the Blues
Chain
Grizzly Man
Los Muertos The Ice Harvest
Rize
Tony Takitani
Mysterious Skin

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
Tropical Malady
Cinevardaphoto
Gabrielle
A State of Mind
Midwinter Night's Dream
Head-On

Machuca
War of the Worlds
Clean
Save the Green Planet
Junebug
The Best of Youth
The Beat That My Heart Skipped

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I forgot Shopgirl. Put that under Good as well.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Very good :
Tropical Malady
A History Of Violence
3-Iron
Kung-Fu Hustle

Good :
Primer
Last Days
Vital
Howl's Moving Castle
Land Of The Dead
2046

Harmless :
Willy Wonka
The Brothers Grimm

Matt #2 (Matt #2), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

What do you still have to see, s1ocki?

so many! my piece is due next friday so next week i'm going to press screenings of brokeback mtn & capote (still not out here, that one) even though i'm not reviewing them, just for possible top 10 purposes.

i'd also like to see the constant gardener, kiss kiss bang bang, & good night & good luck before deadline!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

so far, i guess...

VERY GOOD:
the taste of tea (won't count for my list as it only festival-screened in montreal this year... but best movie i saw this year by far)
war of the worlds
squid vs. whale
la niña santa

GOOD:
syriana
kung fu hustle
sin city
batman begins
zorro
the devil's rejects
zathura
deuce bigelow 2
primer
hustle & flow

WORST:
elektra
star wars
casanova
be cool
the pacifier
racing stripes

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I figured out last night that I've only seen 12 new movies this year. Yikes. What is wrong with me? Favorites asterisked. The only one I really DID NOT like was 2046.

2046
The Aristocrats
Broken Flowers
*Capote
Crash
*Grizzly Man
*A History of Violence
Howl's Moving Castle
Hustle and Flow
Kings and Queen
Me and You and Everyone We Know
Where the Truth Lies

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i wish grizzly man had been out here for more than one fucking week! and i wish the distributor had bothered to TELL ANYONE! let alone have a press screeening!! ARGH

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone see The Night Of Truth: That is the best film I've seen this year by quite some way.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 2 December 2005 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

i managed to catch innocence in that seven-day window. it's great!

i can't possibly choose a best-of yet (too much i didn't see) but the filmGOING experience of the year for me by far was the NYUFF showing of a family finds entertainment (which culminated in a guerrilla musical performance by the cast with all sorts of funky props, including a MASSIVE BALLOON STRUCTURE!!!) (the movie itself is hysterically art-wacky and all the better for it)

joseph (joseph), Friday, 2 December 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

loved:
the constant gardener
a history of violence
the squid & the whale
batman begins
40 year old virgin
wedding crashers
the aristocrats
harry potter & the goblet of fire (which i didn't actually like, and have decided from here on out the movies will probably be crap, but fear the wrath of something if i don't include it... because, well, it's harry potter)

kinda enjoyed:
mr. & mrs. smith (but i still think it would have been better with will ferrell in brad pitt's role)
land of the dead

wish had been better:
jarhead

disliked:
thumbsucker
that stupid cameron diaz toni colette one

wish i'd seen/still have to see:
grizzly man
howl's moving castle
oldboy
rize

firstworldman (firstworldman), Saturday, 3 December 2005 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link

don't think i saw a single foreign film in the theater this year. and lately i rent them but don't watch them.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Saturday, 3 December 2005 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link

for some reason the netflix film that just arrived at my door is melinda and melinda. oh woody, it's been so long.

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 3 December 2005 07:22 (eighteen years ago) link

From best to worst -

Nobody Knows
Mysterious Skin
Hana & Alice
Kung Fu Hustle
Batman Begins
A Bittersweet Life
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Downfall
Corpse Bride
Mind Game
Crying Fist
Danny The Dog
Wedding Crashers
AV
Seven Swords
Howl's Moving Castle
2046
3 Iron
Clean
War Of The Worlds
Me And You And Everyone We Know
Gunner Palace
Layer Cake
Be Cool
House Of Fury
Assault On Precinct 13
Tropical Malady
Sin City
Crash
Hell On Wheels
1735km
Grizzly Man
Initial D
Rebound

Mil (Mil), Saturday, 3 December 2005 12:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I watched Nobody Knows the other night and wish I liked it more; the first Kore-eda film where I though the slow pace actually drrraaaged.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 December 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

for some reason the netflix film that just arrived at my door is melinda and melinda. oh woody, it's been so long.

After M&M, I bet it will be even longer until you see another Woody.

C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Saturday, 3 December 2005 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw "Me and You and Everyone We Know" last night, and it was pretty good.

o. nate (onate), Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I forgot the one really shitty film I saw this year - Casshern. God, it was interminable.
Add The Sun to the list of very good films, I forgot that one.

Matt #2 (Matt #2), Sunday, 4 December 2005 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Melinda and Melinda BLOWS!!

Chino (nordicskilla), Sunday, 4 December 2005 01:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Were Chiwetel Ejiofor and Radha Mitchell good?

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Sunday, 4 December 2005 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Melinda and Melinda BLOWS!!

haha, i just watched that this afternoon! i didn't think it was terrible, but it was probably a failure. a not altogether uninteresting one, though. and i actually thought radha mitchell's perf. was quite good.

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 4 December 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

favorites:
me and you and everyone we know
capote
rize
murderball
good night and good luck

Tape Store (Tape Store), Monday, 5 December 2005 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I forgot Cannibal Holocaust in my "best retro screenings" category. Renoir's Boudu Saved from Drowning and The Crime of M. Lange too.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 5 December 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw "Rent" yesterday (the movie). Never saw the stage version. I thought it was pretty good.

o. nate (onate), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, Casshern. Dullest film in the year by a long way. Even dull than Doom.

Pete (Pete), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link

More Artforum lists for your delectation.

John Waters

1. Last Days
2. Palindromes
3. A History Of Violence
4. Grizzly Man
5. Saraband
6.Mysterious Skin
7. The Aristocrats
8. Broken Flowers
9. Head On
10. 2046


Amy Taubin

1. A History Of Violence
2. 2046
3. The Holy Girl
4. The Intruder
5. Blue Movie
6. Last Days
7. No Direction Home
8. Funny Ha Ha
9. Police Beat
10 Robert Beavers and Owen Land Retrospectives

Chino (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

holy girl is defly going on my list

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

It's GREAT, that one.

Chino (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw it a few weeks ago and I already want to see it again.

Chino (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

John Waters' raging against the middle-aging of the light continues to slowly die.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I forgot about "Funny Ha Ha". That was "good" too.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

yeaaahhh, I wasn't so sure about it. His new one is supposed to be better.

Chino (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

But yes, maybe it was "good".

Chino (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Cronenberg and Van Sant have Manchurian Candidatized critics this year... I'm glad Waters is sticking with his Ingmar fandom at least.

Caught Funny Ha Ha on IFC (?) awhile back lead actress was especially good and the film OK, but it also featured a couple indie geek-hunk males (all emotionally crippled, obv) right up my alley.

Shmoly Girl!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I predict a strong showing for Last Days on the Take 7 poll but almost nowhere else.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I should try and predict that poll like I did last year. I got 7 of the top 10 right.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm thinking #1 is between one foreign, one domestic in partickler.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, I could practically repost John Waters' list and call it my prediction and have about equal odds.

(x=pst)

Which ones? This year's harder than last year for me. Nothing sticks out as being easy VV slam dunks like Sunset and Sunshine.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I will flirt with caution by saying that I believe Last Days to be a better film than The History Of Violence.

Eat my opinion!

Chino (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the best movie of 2005 that I've seen was probably the 40 Year Old Virgin.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked it.

Chino (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

2046
A History of Violence

Not slam dunks, no; and it depends how Malick is received.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link


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