Wtf, an Internet penis robot claims my erect willy is longer than with 98,4% of all men! (mod: penis pics)

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Yes and of course and that's ALL I WILL SAY.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Penises are kind of odd looking. Like skinless frankfurts that have been left on high in the microwave and turned themselves inside out.

― papa november (papa november), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Ew.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I let that mypeniswillsurpriseyou@hotmail address lapse. I am ashamed.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

omg the site where that penis pic came from is weird!! it's full of people writing "i love lina" on their bodyparts!!

http://www.shutitdown.net/fansigns.html

(they've helpfully pixelated the penis pics - when you move your mouse over it it depixelates!)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

For some reason I felt the need to look at every single one of those pixelated penis pics.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

OK NONE of those were pixelated on my computer.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Me neither!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Same here.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

The uncircumsized guy with absolutely no testicles was really disturbing for some reason.

― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"for some reason"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder who lina is. If it's lina from fromamouth.net I love her too.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't WAIT to get home and paste that URL.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Great -- now put on a pair of bootyshorts, write "LINA" on your cheek, and take a snapshot for us!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Penises are so cool.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in a sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't
come back
again.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

There once was a man from nantucket

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm glad the hotdog meme still thrives.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm, I just thought of an alternate for lines 3 and 4 of that one. (xpost)

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Just in case you didn't get it, that's not my dick, it's the first random penis pic I found on the net. Just wanted to shock Ken C...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 27 January 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link

i didn't get tuomas's dick :(

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't worry, you can have it for your birthday!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Is there a return policy?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Incidentally, can we call you Muomas from now on?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

first cum first served.

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 27 January 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Last time I read ILX whilst eating footy franks.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 January 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

which of those penises is your favorite?

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 28 January 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

http://members.iinet.net.au/~tiki/temp/backpiece4nz.jpg

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 28 January 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

oh dear. i gather man-mermaids (mermen?) are more anatomically correct than the female ones.

― gem (trisk), Friday, 28 January 2005 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link

omg

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 28 January 2005 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link

It's like the Southern Oracle of Dick!

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 28 January 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I think that man might be gay.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

So is the right nipple an ON switch or what?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Last time I read ILX whilst eating footy franks.

footy franks is exactly what i feel like eating right now...

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

DON'T SCROLL UP then.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:38 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 January 2005 08:57 (nineteen years ago) link

is footy franks the same thing as a football ground pie?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 09:19 (nineteen years ago) link

"Football ground pie"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link

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