i'm in an airport

Leaving Sea-Tac again, again

sadly unlikely to visit for another year or so

Sitting in Pittsburgh and it's humid as fuuuuuuck in here

LAX, you're a long way from your own runways.

LAX's wifi doesn't let you post and Nadi's wanted payment in Fijian dollars and Sydney's now requires you to sign up to use it

are you just staying in the airport there till your next trip

I didn't post until I'd put my Australian sim back in and headed for a cab

Currently at Borispol airport. A British woman in her sixties is explaining Jewish people to another British woman in her forties who seems to new to the whole concept. Tbf, the one doing the explaining seems to only have a marginally better grasp. Quite how anyone so unworldly managed to end up in Ukraine is a mystery but not one I'm keen to explore further.

well the Jews were all expelled from Britain at some point right

She legitimately just asked whether there were any Jewish people in Britain!

not as if they'd all go waltzing back after that nasty expulsion business tho

I flew to another city without taking off my shoes or showing any form of ID whatsoever, take that America

were you flying from a city in australia to another city in australia?

yes

take that America ✈

got it, thanks ✈

Haha, how did I miss this.

http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2014/7/28/tmnt.png

Stay cute, paramount.au!

I'm in an airport rn
Have to restrain myself from tweeting "I'm in an airport" every time I get the wifi in an airport

that's what the thread's for!

I'm in Vienna airport flying to Warsaw. Free wi-fi.

Are you flying to Chopin or Modlin?

Chopin

i am watching the movie airport

does that count?

I'm the only passenger on my flight out of Tupelo, unless someone shows up in the next 20 minutes.

Ha, cool.

Friend of mine once rode a solo early-early morning commercial flight from Columbia, Mo. to St. Louis. The pilot came out of the cockpit, sat down next to him and started whispering, "Ok, FAA rules state I have to tell you this, but here's how you fasten your seat belt. If you look under your seat…"

hahaha

What was under the seat??

flotation device iirc

from the story it sounded like it might've turned out to be a creepy sex thing or sthing

Now I'm in the Memphis airport. I wish I hadn't decided against bringing my camera on this trip -- I was on an 8 seat Cessna out of tupelo, totally open cabin, flyin' low. Watching the pilots checking their little screen that says "Garmin."

http://i.imgur.com/etiplIa.jpg

"THIS YOUR FIRST TIME USING UBER?"

pplains you are a traet

It's a delightfully crisp ten degrees below zero at Borispol.

Will be in an airport in a couple minutes.

plz file a SeaTac music report

woo Rev

Ended up being here several hours. Can't remember any music, just news. Bad, bad news. Last time I was here they were playing "About a Girl" tho.

Got to the check-in desk like 5 minutes after the baggage limit ended, so they put me on the later flight, which wouldn't have been so bad had it not been 4 hours later and delayed so that I got to my hotel tonight at like 130 am.

I'm in an airport.

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http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/008c353448fed4e7189a070c26122051_zps14131bfa.jpg

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Can't keep Hammer away from the slots.

Beeps and Sunny keep stopping at jewelry kiosks.

I'm eyeing those sealed little MUST BE OVER 21 rooms pretty hard.

Stansted is a building site at the moment. Completely awful.

Limited space not being helped by the bros sleeping across four seats.

stansted airport, last night:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/anm7BwbDtV8/hqdefault.jpg

I am not in an airport. My flight was oversold and now I'm being put up in a hotel. Not so bad, actually...

At London City for the first time because all the flights to Milan from proper airports were booked. If this happens again, I'm going by boat.

Convenient to get too, though, I'll give it that.

*to get to*

Swiss had better serve wine in economy.

hey, flight cancelled. thanks obama

tomorrow at ~4am~ i will be in an airport but obv not in my body

D:

Coming to visit?

nope - tryin to go to Nashville

welp I *was* in an airport until our flight got cancelled so maybe flying out tomorrow ... or not at all

meanwhile I've been up since 3am and it sucks ass

with all the ice in Nashville tho I wouldnt be surprised if trip gets cancelled

veg, i am leaving to nashville tonight; hope we don't end up stranded at the same destination