LUXURY PEDIGREE GENTLEMAN
reads kind of like the grading rubric for a dog show
― i'd rather be arrested by you folks than by anybody i know (art), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link
Voiceover: if not Jeffrey Stambor, then a sophisticated woman’s voice.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link
Facebook ad I saw today:
http://i.imgur.com/ORzCNsJ.png
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link
xp, it's kind of funny that anyone needs to hire a firm for the suggestion to use "luxury" and "tradition" in WINE marketing, like have we gone so far down the gazelle-on-the-label new Zealand Riesling road that we've forgotten that that's been like 99% of wine's marketing appeal for most of its history?
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
I can't believe Manwich still exists.
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
Never even thought about it before, but you're absolutely right.
Made even more obvious by having Ron Swanson voice their ads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmILFcDNSsg
Manwich: The Dinner of Choice of Kids Living in the Year 1987 A.D.
― pplains, Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link
Isn't sloppy joe sauce just ketchup + mustard + chili powder?
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link
I think Manwich's trick is tomato sauce as well.
And jizz.
― pplains, Saturday, 29 November 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link
just like mom used to make
― never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Saturday, 29 November 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPcBwmCtiM
― slam dunk, Sunday, 30 November 2014 15:49 (nine years ago) link
then they got more wacky for millenials and got really creepy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j_cMGu9HY0
― slam dunk, Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
is hungry-man a big deal in the US? they only have 103 followers on twitter
― soref, Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
Their consumer base is still prolly using chain email as its preferred social networking platform
― resting waterface (m bison), Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link
Their consumer base is all dead from fatal heart attacks at age 25.
― pplains, Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyU--Tb-MO4
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JDgepQv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Zxk6uEe.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
in case you don't have time to shit this week
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 November 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
for the man on the... stay.
― pplains, Sunday, 30 November 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link
I think that's the hardest a Morbs post has ever made me lol
― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 30 November 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link
otm, i enjoyed that v much
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 November 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
C'mon, almost 1% of that is fiber!
― nickn, Sunday, 30 November 2014 22:45 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/mxrk/status/546606308385116160
― Dej & the Fommly Loaf (The Reverend), Sunday, 21 December 2014 12:28 (nine years ago) link
http://www.esquire.co.uk/culture/features/7588/the-rise-and-rise-of-the-spornosexual/
what the fuck is this. what the fuck is this word.
― goole, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link
http://www.esquire.co.uk/culture/features/7063/rise-of-the-spornosexual/
esquire what the fuck are you trying to do here
― goole, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link
This tendency towards buffness is a cultural phenomenon defined by author and journalist Mark Simpson as “spornosexuality”. The term, denoting men who strive to look like sportsmen or porn stars, marks the next stage in the evolution of the preening, mediated “metrosexual” (a word Simpson introduced to the public consciousness in a 1994 article in The Independent, then popularised in a 2002 piece for US news site salon.com).
mark simpson, please break up
― goole, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link
What a terrible word. No one is going to actually say that out loud. Esquire, pls stop trying to make spornosexual happen.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link
lol @ how much better the "before" is here
http://assets.esquire.co.uk/images/uploads/fourbythree/_1080_43/Max-Olesker-promo-43.jpg
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link
No one is going to actually say that out loud.
I'm not even going to click on the link from work.
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link
Basically seems to mean "underwear ad model".
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link
Sportellosexualhttp://cdnbakmi.kaltura.com/p/1151292/sp/115129200/thumbnail/entry_id/0_6buo3q0a/version/100002/acv/212/width/648/height/398
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link
Tbh I like his face better in the "after" but the body is mildly terrifying.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link
it's rather odd, like the personal trainer screwed something up
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link
Mark Simpson is good imo, haven't read that esquire article
― soref, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link
there must be some lipo/plastic surgery involved in the "after" jaw, right?
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link
the before picture has a lot of "make your face look schlubbier please" photographer instruction going on
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link
I don't think so? It didn't seem like he was that committed to the schtick except as something to write the article about. Just what you look like with 2% body fat or whatever. xp And yeah sure.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link
Not exactly on all fours with this thread, but I just saw a banner ad for a document shreader that said "NOW THIS IS AUTOMATIC SHREDDING" and I got this amusing image in my head of middle-aged men calling their neighbors over to check out the horsepower on the new shredder.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 23 February 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link
Would also make a good Yngwie Malmsteen album title
― JRN, Monday, 23 February 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link
http://www.gq.com/style/2015/04/gq-shoes-pants-tailoring-taper-jeans-sneakers
"I tie my Doc Marten laces around my ankles, with the knot in the back. Then I tuck the back of my 501s in and let the front hang over a little. I guess the idea is intensity without going full skinhead."
― tangenttangent, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 11:32 (eight years ago) link
http://zenkoyoga.com.au/real-blokes-do-yoga/
― drash, Friday, 8 May 2015 12:26 (eight years ago) link
‘Real Blokes Do Yoga’ is dedicated to lads, the fellas, the blokes, the athletes, the tradies and all the tough guys out there who are or might be thinking of taking up yoga.On this website, we will provide ‘blokey’ orientated advice on yoga in real world applications and try to keep it as practical and down to earth as possible. Stay tuned for interviews with real blokes doing yoga, instructional videos on yoga for all sorts of applications such as golf, surfing, soccer, AFL, rugby, tennis, boxing….and the list goes on.
On this website, we will provide ‘blokey’ orientated advice on yoga in real world applications and try to keep it as practical and down to earth as possible. Stay tuned for interviews with real blokes doing yoga, instructional videos on yoga for all sorts of applications such as golf, surfing, soccer, AFL, rugby, tennis, boxing….and the list goes on.
― drash, Friday, 8 May 2015 12:28 (eight years ago) link
#yogabantz
― p:s nerds know (dog latin), Friday, 8 May 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link
#broga
― p:s nerds know (dog latin), Friday, 8 May 2015 13:26 (eight years ago) link
#piLADes
― p:s nerds know (dog latin), Friday, 8 May 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link
lol
― drash, Friday, 8 May 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link
dog latin did you make that #broga joke and then gradually realise how great an idea it really is https://brogayoga.com/
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 15 June 2015 10:54 (eight years ago) link
yeah that's my company.
― hongro strulkington (dog latin), Monday, 15 June 2015 11:15 (eight years ago) link
i aim to get all my clients' chapras in line
― don't believe me, just wash (dog latin), Monday, 15 June 2015 11:20 (eight years ago) link
by doing the downward dawg
and frequent men-ditation
― don't believe me, just wash (dog latin), Monday, 15 June 2015 11:21 (eight years ago) link