people that YELP are scumbags

hey the first one i had also features an eyeroll

I came here with my boyfriend for our 2 year anniversary with high hopes. We will never be returning. One of the cashiers in the food section was extremely rude, condescending, and had a serious attitude problem. We simply asked her for her opinion on which wine we should choose, and she told us that we were being "difficult." She rolled her eyes when we asked for her opinion on a wine-cheese pairing. She was very unwelcoming and made it seem as if she was doing us a favor by doing her job.

We will not be returning to a vineyard that puts so little value in customer service.

"We simply asked her for her opinion" -- I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH

I'm the first real person to review this place, let all other fake spammers be gone! Yelp should really work that shizzle out. Zack S...um this place closes at 11 so you couldn't have possibly hit the bar...so yeah if your gonna post fake reviews at least check your facts..

This place has so much potential, yet the ridiculously bad service just overshadowed everything good they did.

This is probably the worst service I have ever received in my life.

Do you guys remember in Pretty Woman when Julia Roberts goes into the first store on Rodeo and the snooty lady acts like she's too good for this place? Well that's what they did to us.

Where's the hostess? Oh she's chatting with her friend...*ignoring me*

We finally get seated and then we sit and wait...

and wait...

and wait...

finally I get up and ask one of the waiters at the cash register to send over someone...

She treats us like we're a nuisance to her, she's singing along to the song that's playing...(WTF?) I think they turned up the music louder as more people left because by the time it was near closing time it was blaring hip hop music...really weird considering it was a nice casual Italian restaurant.

We order almost 200 bucks worth of food, and then she's like "is that it?"

excuse me bitch...watch the attitude...

Wait, wait, watch as all the waiters get together to talk about us...seriously I can see you whispering about us....this is so unprofessional right now....

We seriously waited for like an hour and a half, it was ridiculous! The place was practically empty! The waiters were standing around and chatting with each other. I took pictures as evidence!

This place is supposed to be a nice place, for the prices they charge they should have a whole restaurant re-staffed because it was ridiculous! I have never felt more uncomfortable and treated so rudely in my life!

I also wanted to order take out for later and apparently they don't have take out boxes? You're a restaurant? You don't have boxes? Seriously?

This is the worst experience in a restaurant I have ever had. I've gotten better service at Carls Jr in a shady neighborhood than this.

I won't hesitate to tell everyone to avoid this restaurant when you're in Vegas because this was outrageous! No one treats me like that and gets away with it! I wish I had a You've been yelped card so I could give them a piece of my mind.

I'm like those crazy housewives who have nothing better to do...I won't stop calling to speak to management until someone is fired. I'm serious, no one gets away with treating me like that without suffering repercussions. We don't play that, I'm sorry I'm not one of those quiet asian people who take your shit...I will not be silenced... You best believe. You're done..The end.

they ordered $200 of food at closing!? asswipes.

I'm like those crazy housewives who have nothing better to do

shld have time to get dinner a bit earlier then

I've gotten better service at Carls Jr in a shady neighborhood than this.

Nothing like the canopy of some majestic oaks to scarf down a double jalapeño thickburger underneath, sheltering the delicate array of meats and cheeses from the harmful effects of the sun's rays.

I took pictures as evidence!

Boooo. I haven't been to Jamba in a while and never realized the prices went up so much! Anyways, so I walk in and there's no other customers and the server had a real bad attitude. The guy making the drinks seemed so whatever, taking his time and whatnot. At one point, we saw him drop something on the counter and scoop it up and put it back in the blender. How clean are those counters?

This Mexican restaurant is next to my favorite donut shop so it was only a matter of time until i stepped in for some tacos or a burrito.
Now i am no clean freak, just ask my wife but this establishment could really use a make over and deep cleaning from top to bottom.
Dirty floors, dirty windows, old sticky trays and i cant even imagine what the kitchen looks like!
So i was not comfortable eating the burrito i ordered, my friend ate it and said it was delicious.
So for that, i give it two stars.
Sincerely,
A possible Germ-phobe

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Oh man. The owner's comments about the status of their pinball machines a few posts down is worth reading too.

Dunno if anybody comes out of that looking all that appealing, bar sounds fairly gross tbh.

The whole thing was extremely bazaar.

Well, there's your problem. The place wasn't even a restaurant!

Yelp reviews of national parks: http://imgur.com/a/bwsrB

yes, 100% cashmere

the Nat'l parks thing is great.

And to our waitress that night, we sincerely apologize if we inadvertently hurt your feelings in anyway. We can't see how that's possible based on the conversations we had (again, we thought you were great and were joking), but if there was somehow a misunderstanding, we are truly sorry. And we are sorry about not leaving any tip in the end, but we had no option after Frankie called the cops.

oh now that's a teaser

can no longer search for anything at all in the entire universe without finding a yelp page, honestly i don't need to know that the pumpkin patch i went to every year of my youth is 3.5 stars

tbf you also didn't need to search for that

you don't own me

sorry, now that the orioles are out i've got nothing to do but snipe at people on the internet

take your mind off things with a visit to baugher's farm

Whoa! I just got back from autumn touristing in Carroll County. Showvaker's Quality Evergreens does not have any yelp reviews though.

So I order food. Just 10 wings. They bring me only 9. Yep I'm at bit pissed off. I pay for 10 I'd like to have 10. If I ever return to Pittsburg I don't think I'd come back. Service is like 90 percent of the dining experience.

but they brought you like 90 percent of the wings you asked for

"Service is like 90 percent of the dining experience."

I can't figure out who's eating at the wrong restaurants, him or me.

yeah that is pure savagery

It's pretty much the position of the typical yelper though.

they should have called it WatrFillr

"so are we ready to order?"
"oh no, thanks, i'm just here to check out the waiters"

yelpers are generally nouveau riche types who are suddenly "experts" about food and service, either because they come from pain-in-the-ass mcmansion families or they just got a job where their dress code involves a suit (which is on the nicer side of "off the rack" and you know they fought with the cashier over whether the coupon was valid).

i picture the typical yelper as coming from a newly affluent and republican part of the san gabriel valley, and when he or she comes into the big city, they haggle with the valet because the neighborhood is too "ghetto" for street parking.

a job where their dress code involves a suit (which is on the nicer side of "off the rack" and you know they fought with the cashier over whether the coupon was valid)

Honestly I have no reason to think that people who have a classier suit or suits are any nicer on Yelp than people who shop at Jos. A Banks!

These savages in their cheap suits...

xp I think the point is that rich people who are used to eating in nice restaurants aren't the ones going on yelp at all

First of all I would like to say that I went to have dinner with my family at Fuji buffet on 14 mile and john r n while I was eating I seen a nasty disgusting looking bug in my food it looked like a dead cooked up cock roach! I called my server n told her then she called the manager. when the manager seen the nasty bug in my food he said it's Cus the noodles then he said it's from the veggies but I didn't even have veggies on my plate...????? Then instead of him being a nice manager he started getting loud with me n said all hes gonna do is take 10 percent off my bill then my husband said sir it's not about the money it's that my wife just seen a nasty bug in her food that she was about to eat then he said it is about the money.. Like we don't have money or something he was just soooo rude!!! N I'll never go back to that place again He wanted me to pay him for bug in my food like a dumbass! N I asked for the owner n he said she's not here n later on I found out she was there n the manager turned out to be her Fucked up son N when I got home my stomach was hurting so bad fuck Fuji buffet they have the nastiest worst food n service ever !!!!

Posted in the review section for the Oxnard, CA Fuji Buffet but the user just copied and pasted their review for the Madison Heights, MI restaurant of the same name.

N N N N N

cock roach

And... seen.

He wanted me to pay him for bug in my food like a dumbass!

Last time I went to one of my favorite restaurants, I noticed a dead roach. It had become stuck in the frame of one of the pieces of art in the bathroom. I was so bummed. I didn't bring it up to the server or anything, or even anyone I was eating with. I had planned to send a letter or email to the manager or someone to let them know, but never ended up doing so.

(oh, point being: I didn't fucking YELP about it either)

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Didn't read this, but I generally kind of roll my eyes when blogsites do this sort of meme-compilation journalism. It makes me think of an 80s news anchor voice going "It's called Hardcore Punk Rock, and it may already be a craze at your kids' high school"

Yeah, it was really a disappointing compilation of reviews.

last one is v standard and not confusing at all but that might be because i read a million short stories by male college students and about 10% of them were written in that voice

yelp is a logical place for those guys to end up