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Was happy for Tavi when I heard this like "cool she's got a bf", didn't realize that certain young New Yorkers were considered more hateable than others

flambient 4: on goon (fgti), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link

oh believe me there's this whole thing

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link

to me you're an entire city of Tao Lins and I luv you regardless

flambient 4: on goon (fgti), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

I've avoided reading Tao Lin because people kept noting that the PRR guy was ripping him off

Yo Gotti Nutter Ting Hummin' (President Keyes), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:09 (nine years ago) link

Lol brad

deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link

treesh do u think this shapiro person might be a sexual degenerate and future chemical castratee

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 7:10 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

I like Philip Sherburne's stuff and I guess you could review the Jeff Bridges 'Sleeping Tapes', but isn't this also an advertisement for Squarespace produced by Wieden+Kennedy?

MikoMcha, Sunday, 8 February 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

In July, one devotee, David Shapiro, will publish “Supremacist,” a semi-autobiographical novel about the spirit quest of a narrator named David to visit every Supreme store on earth.

just sayin, Friday, 18 March 2016 03:43 (eight years ago) link

lol

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 18 March 2016 04:09 (eight years ago) link

the sponsored content of a generation

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 18 March 2016 04:14 (eight years ago) link

that cannot be real

Treeship, Friday, 18 March 2016 06:58 (eight years ago) link

WOWWW really? every store? all ten of them?!?

the late great, Friday, 18 March 2016 08:21 (eight years ago) link

nope

just sayin, Friday, 18 March 2016 08:50 (eight years ago) link

Mr. Shapiro said in an interview that he had visited every store but Paris

just sayin, Friday, 18 March 2016 08:51 (eight years ago) link

is there a part about dating a quasi-high schooler

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 18 March 2016 13:25 (eight years ago) link

yeah, but instead of writing it, he just C&P's from Richard Yates by Tao Lin and adds a few lines of commentary

sarahell, Friday, 18 March 2016 16:55 (eight years ago) link

it's published by the same house that published marie calloway's collection of gchats and selfies. so

maura, Friday, 18 March 2016 18:21 (eight years ago) link

is there a part about dating a quasi-high schooler

literally every one of these dudes huh

extremely online (Lamp), Friday, 18 March 2016 19:40 (eight years ago) link

right?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 18 March 2016 19:59 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

I went back inside and looked through all of the merchandise again. I bought two packs of Supreme-branded Post-It Notes for $2 each. They were selling on eBay for $18 each.

I noticed that the guy working behind the counter was the white kid from Odd Future. I couldn't remember his name. He gave me a curious look. He must have noticed me sitting outside the store for four hours.

He said, "Do you need a bag?"

I said, "No, it's OK. It's just Post-It Notes." I put them into my jacket pocket.

I walked back outside and sat back down on the bench. I lit one.

I texted Camilla, "The guy behind the counter is the white kid from Odd Future. I just bought some Post-Its from him."

I Googled "white kid odd future" and looked through some pictures of him. He changed his hairstyle from blonde to black. Looked cool either way.

Camilla texted back, "Thought he looked familiar."

I walked over to Canter's to use the bathroom. I got a pastrami sandwich on rye bread with mustard and I ate it in a booth by myself. I slipped an Ativan into the sandwich and ate it like when a dog owner makes a dog take its medicine by mixing it in with its food.

I went into the bathroom, walked into a stall, and drank some vodka out of my bag. I took 5 milligrams of Mellow Yellow and 10 milligrams of Propranalol.

I walked back to Supreme and sat outside again. The sun was bright. I bought a pair of sunglasses from the white kid in Odd Future.

Number None, Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link

who the hell takes ativan via sandwich

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 3 June 2016 02:37 (seven years ago) link

Imagine a whole book of this shit.

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Friday, 3 June 2016 05:52 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hoping for a followup about fucking on every casper mattress

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:11 (seven years ago) link

This guy is like a real life carles without wit or self awareness

Treeship, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:28 (seven years ago) link

what the fuck is Supreme

jaymc, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 05:09 (seven years ago) link

the book is soothingly narrated in the flat-affect preferred by contemporary alt-lit.

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 11:25 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

the book is really fucking funny. i haven't read any of the press on it nor do i know who david shapiro is but it's really fun and stupid

flappy bird, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq74A79Yhu4

velko, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 04:47 (seven years ago) link

Really enjoyed Supremacist (much funnier than Tao Lin)

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 08:06 (seven years ago) link

that looks like a way less charming and creative version of high maintainence

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 15:59 (seven years ago) link

is there nothing white men can't do?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 5 October 2016 16:09 (seven years ago) link

this guy really failed upwards in tremendous fashion

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:42 (seven years ago) link

D-40 otm. i guess a stage play with dude's face plastered on the promotional materials is the next logical step. Then after it gets middlling-to-bad reviews and no one sees it, i don't know, a comic book maybe

intheblanks, Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link

the presidency

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 6 October 2016 03:00 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

yesterday
all my pitchfork seem so far awai

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 01:50 (three years ago) link


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