i'm in an airport

*waves from Sacramento*

good morning, Philly

just got a high score of 24800 on Doodlejump in an airport

I am in a weird tiny airport in Trenton, NJ that feels like a v dated and bland ski lodge or something, there are v weird sculptures outside, and the cabbie charged me $15 to take me less than 2 mi :-(

No better way to point out the vulnerabilities of your national transportation infrastructure than having a suicidal dude set an ATC tower on fire in the most crowded hub airspace in North America

!

At that hub rn, just had to get off the plane and get in a queue to get back in the plane

Might ditch it to go get one more Chicago dog

^ didn't have time, am sitting on immobile plane instead DAMMIT

If at Midway, def get another Gold Coast dog

and chili cheese fries

get a gyro at o'hare imo

hello Sea-Tac my old friend

Land of crumpets iirc

Sea-Tac = House of Leaves, like I hope you have a spare 3 days to find your way out

lol

hope you're having a kicky weekend Stevie

so v kicky

me irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoPxYXu46M

Thank God for Professional Football

it keeps CNN off the flatscreens

Leaving Sea-Tac again, again

sadly unlikely to visit for another year or so

Sitting in Pittsburgh and it's humid as fuuuuuuck in here

LAX, you're a long way from your own runways.

LAX's wifi doesn't let you post and Nadi's wanted payment in Fijian dollars and Sydney's now requires you to sign up to use it

are you just staying in the airport there till your next trip

I didn't post until I'd put my Australian sim back in and headed for a cab

Currently at Borispol airport. A British woman in her sixties is explaining Jewish people to another British woman in her forties who seems to new to the whole concept. Tbf, the one doing the explaining seems to only have a marginally better grasp. Quite how anyone so unworldly managed to end up in Ukraine is a mystery but not one I'm keen to explore further.

well the Jews were all expelled from Britain at some point right

She legitimately just asked whether there were any Jewish people in Britain!

not as if they'd all go waltzing back after that nasty expulsion business tho

I flew to another city without taking off my shoes or showing any form of ID whatsoever, take that America

were you flying from a city in australia to another city in australia?

yes

take that America ✈

got it, thanks ✈

Haha, how did I miss this.

http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2014/7/28/tmnt.png

Stay cute, paramount.au!

I'm in an airport rn
Have to restrain myself from tweeting "I'm in an airport" every time I get the wifi in an airport

that's what the thread's for!

I'm in Vienna airport flying to Warsaw. Free wi-fi.

Are you flying to Chopin or Modlin?

Chopin

i am watching the movie airport

does that count?

I'm the only passenger on my flight out of Tupelo, unless someone shows up in the next 20 minutes.

Ha, cool.

Friend of mine once rode a solo early-early morning commercial flight from Columbia, Mo. to St. Louis. The pilot came out of the cockpit, sat down next to him and started whispering, "Ok, FAA rules state I have to tell you this, but here's how you fasten your seat belt. If you look under your seat…"

hahaha

What was under the seat??

flotation device iirc

from the story it sounded like it might've turned out to be a creepy sex thing or sthing

Now I'm in the Memphis airport. I wish I hadn't decided against bringing my camera on this trip -- I was on an 8 seat Cessna out of tupelo, totally open cabin, flyin' low. Watching the pilots checking their little screen that says "Garmin."

http://i.imgur.com/etiplIa.jpg

"THIS YOUR FIRST TIME USING UBER?"

pplains you are a traet

It's a delightfully crisp ten degrees below zero at Borispol.