Republicans Are People Too

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jfc i did forget about that thread

adam, Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link

Holidays must be a blast at your respective places. What is a family get-together without some uncle bitching about taxes? Pluralism can be fun.

Then again my parents weren't Republicans, I was raised on New Deal politics from a young age. Not like I have a bible-beater in my family closet.

Opus Gai (I M Losted), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

Besides, few things tick me off more than, say, a vocal abortion rights person who doesn't make time for issues of racial or economic injustice.

Opus Gai (I M Losted), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link

I don't really interact w the GOP relatives in my family unless there's a funeral/wedding we all happen to be at. immediate family and in-laws are all Dems on both sides (there are still disagreements about things, of course)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link

Lucky you. Must be nice to not have to be exposed to such inferiority. Democrats spend all of their free time reading the latest literature on, say, race relations.

Political apathy and laziness doesn't have a party.

Opus Gai (I M Losted), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link

Must be nice to not have to be exposed to such inferiority.

that's what the internet is for

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link

that's what the internet ILX is for

Hakeem Olajuwon Howard (Leee), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link

"are white" is gonna win this, ez

the tune was space, Thursday, 25 September 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link

Voted Ikea for the sheer randomness of it.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 25 September 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

Know Nothings Are People Too.

Aimless, Thursday, 25 September 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

They shop at Trader Joe's....but not Whole Foods.....or that loser place down the road with the crazy hippies running it.

Do Republicans live in cities?

Opus Gai (I M Losted), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link

this is a perfect accompaniment to the RIP david brooks thread

Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:54 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 29 September 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

good luck usa

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

turns out republicans are white people too after all

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link

so the ultimate ilx non-republican is a tattooed Asian kindergarten teacher who separates her Sunday Styles sections and cat food cans into separate containers, helps donate to her daughter's fun runs, and welds on the weekends

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 05:08 (nine years ago) link

oh wait, it's not that she's a mother it's that she's a daughter
so i guess she's raised by two dads in this scenario and she did the ALS ice bucket challenge

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 05:09 (nine years ago) link

Are white was always going to take it, but a surprisingly low plurality at just under 30%

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 08:41 (nine years ago) link

Which suggests if there had been another outstanding candidate to rally around, things could have been different. "Republicans are greedy", or "Republicans are cruel", for instance.

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 08:43 (nine years ago) link

That's not really a joke is it? Just me saying I hate republicans. Ah well.

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 08:43 (nine years ago) link

Republicans are white, have feelings and beards

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

i dont think i have ever met a republican

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:14 (nine years ago) link

certainly not a self-annoucing one

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:15 (nine years ago) link

wait is that literally true nakh? and you live in the us? it's hard for me to conceive how this happens.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:17 (nine years ago) link

i have lived in brookline ma my entire life

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:19 (nine years ago) link

Republicans put together Ikea furniture... in public.

jmm, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link

You've met some secret Republicans, nakh

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link

Almost as bad as a Republican is a self-described 'centrist' who believes there's too much hysteria over sea level rise and thinks 'both sides are bad.'

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link

i.e. a guy I met two weekends ago

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link

moms
recycle

daughters
have tattoos

teachers
and cats
like dogs

welders
read the new york times
donate to charity
are asian

Frederik B, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link

don't know why but i always assumed nakhchivan was a britishes

A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link

at least secret republicans know there's some shame they should feel about it

Nhex, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link

Well also half of the Republicans in MA would be Democrats in 40 of the other 49 states

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link

true

Nhex, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link

my sister at vassar confused some people in her first semester by referring to herself as a republican without the prefix 'irish' (she is super into reclaiming the feminist dimension of the irish independence movement right now)

Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link

moms
recycle

daughters
have tattoos

teachers
and cats
like dogs

welders
read the new york times
donate to charity
are asian

- Bob Marley

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link

i always assumed nakhchivan was a britishes

nakh has breadth as well as depth

Aimless, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link

republicans include people too

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link

at least 27% and as many as 35% of republicans are people

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link

frederik poem so beautiful

schlump, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link

oh positive womanpaws

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if the original photographer is making more than like $0.25 per use of that photo

Nhex, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link

very obvs the whole thing was assembled from stock photos

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link

The Republican Party might as well be assembled by stock photos.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

They should have used those animated "caught dancing in the office" GIFs from that one series of refinance banner ads.

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link

shdve used backpack girl "republicans wear backpacks"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link

Republicans are white, have feelings and beards

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oMeRApXNV58/URxOnmMH9AI/AAAAAAAAD1o/DHcSwunJTPc/s1600/Abraham-Lincoln.jpg

cichleee suite (Leee), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link

Oops, that's "feelings," not "hats," nm.

cichleee suite (Leee), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link


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