lmao
― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:30 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XDSslSq.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:32 (nine years ago) link
are grandmas' daughters' moms
― EMA Sumac (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:32 (nine years ago) link
i love how even with high production values it manages to strike such a relentlessly odd tone
― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:33 (nine years ago) link
it would probably be a wise investment for the koch brothers to just give this guy $50,000, take over for him, and never do anything with it again
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:33 (nine years ago) link
'Republicans are white' is the 'I'm not a witch' of september 14.
― Frederik B, Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link
a twitter.com user points out one does not assemble ikea furniture with a hammer, republicans hit furniture with hammers for no reason
― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:39 (nine years ago) link
Did You Know Moby Puts Together IKEA Furniture?
― schlump, Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:11 (nine years ago) link
voted 'are black' as the one most easily proved to be irrelevant to any known reality
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:28 (nine years ago) link
have feelings bc cmon guy
― busted (art), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:31 (nine years ago) link
thinking maybe we shouldnt take the vid maker at face value and should consider thaat maybe republicans are not ppl
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:34 (nine years ago) link
i mean how much more evidence do you need they are white and black
― busted (art), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:34 (nine years ago) link
i know but what kind of person has to announce that sorta shit? i'll tell you who: nonpersons like robots and algorithms.
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link
some republicans arent people theyre corporations
or liches like david koch
― ≖_≖ (Lamp), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:39 (nine years ago) link
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Wednesday, September 24, 2014 11:34 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah like anyone was accusing republicans of being not people kinda a weird thing to get defensive about
― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:42 (nine years ago) link
i know i think im the only one with a "republicans are literally not people" bumper sticker, it is not a popular notion
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:48 (nine years ago) link
Criminals are people, too.
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:49 (nine years ago) link
almost feel like that "republicans have feelings" card is like what republicans think sensitive democrats sound like
like what do they do if theyre not going to the driving range or shooting ranger or endangering life on the planet shit they probably talk about FEELINGS lets put that in
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:50 (nine years ago) link
it's like a creepily benevolent alien race that's recently arrived on our planet and gently inserted themselves into running the planet decided to beam this vid into the homes of wary earthlings.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link
that would explain why all these GOPers look like they are stifling agony in literally everything in this. like the lady at trader joe's is like FUCK THIS NATURAL DEODORANT MY MAN NEEDS MITCHUM or like the gourmet meal folks are some burned onions away from ordering papa john's
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:56 (nine years ago) link
also there is literally no photo evidence of republicans recycling, just a picture of a blue bin and your imagination to fill in the rest
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:57 (nine years ago) link
i mean ffs sake non-human theory supported by the fact that they think grandmas are another word for freshly baked cookies im done with these fools
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:58 (nine years ago) link
their plan totally backfired
― lag∞n, Thursday, 25 September 2014 04:13 (nine years ago) link
Republicans are people, but they're awful people.
― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 25 September 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link
i like some republicans
― the late great, Thursday, 25 September 2014 06:19 (nine years ago) link
voted "are hispanic" in honor of hispanic americans everywhere
― example (crüt), Thursday, 25 September 2014 07:10 (nine years ago) link
You need a hammer and nails to attach the backboard in several of their shelf models (including the ubiquitous CD tower).
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 September 2014 08:38 (nine years ago) link
Republicans give one percent of a shit.
― benbbag, Thursday, 25 September 2014 08:43 (nine years ago) link
Was stuck in traffic behind a Prius the other day that had homemade bumperstickers along the lines of "STOP THE GOVERNMENT WAR ON RELIGION!" etc.
― how's life, Thursday, 25 September 2014 08:58 (nine years ago) link
have a feeling 'are white' is going to take this
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 11:25 (nine years ago) link
any lottery number predictions while you're gazing into your crystal ball?
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Thursday, 25 September 2014 11:31 (nine years ago) link
if liberals stopped pissing and shitting on my constitution then maybe republicans wouldn't need to be so mean. that's my 2 cents anyhoo
― i got BIG HOOS in different area codes aka the steemdriver (missingNO), Thursday, 25 September 2014 11:57 (nine years ago) link
Maybe take your copy of the Constitution out of the toilet?
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 25 September 2014 13:19 (nine years ago) link
Honestly, all the welders I meet are right wing nutjobs.
― Liquid Plejades, Thursday, 25 September 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link
it occurs to me that missingNO might be an infernal sockpuppet
― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Thursday, 25 September 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link
since 2010? maybe just an idiot
― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Thursday, 25 September 2014 13:40 (nine years ago) link
Voting "and beards" in honor of the log cabin republicans left off this list.
― Liquid Plejades, Thursday, 25 September 2014 13:40 (nine years ago) link
or is pushing some awful 'satirical' project atm xp to self
― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Thursday, 25 September 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link
actually yeah it's obv satirical
― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Thursday, 25 September 2014 13:43 (nine years ago) link
and shit
― pretentious over rated bloody old rubbish (imago), Thursday, 25 September 2014 13:45 (nine years ago) link
How do we sign an actual republican to ILX? Seems like it'd be fun.
― DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Thursday, 25 September 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link
There have been a number if Republicans here, usually of the moderate or libertarian variety. I don't think "Republican" is a synonym for "idiot monster to be ridiculed".
― Opus Gai (I M Losted), Thursday, 25 September 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
idk dogg our republicans over the years have all been pretty awful for a whole hilarious variety of reasons
― adam, Thursday, 25 September 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link
Havn't watched, but idg "in public." I like it though.
Republicans Are People Too In Public.
Republicans Are In Public.
Makes you think.
― andrew m., Thursday, 25 September 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link
I don't think "Republican" is a synonym for "idiot monster to be ridiculed".
worthy desire to respect plurality of opinion resulting in over-generous assessment here imo
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link
Republicans have been idiot monsters to be ridiculed since no later than 1980, tbqh.
― Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Thursday, 25 September 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link
74% of Republicans are anti-science obstacles to sustainable civilization, who will be reviled by future generations.
http://i.imgur.com/xj6189a.png
To the 26% that aren't, come on over, the last two Democratic presidents are practically Nixon-era Republicans.
― Felt up by Adam Smith's invisible hand (Sanpaku), Thursday, 25 September 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link
we used to have two republicans. that guy from wooden wand and then ...dan something? dave something? the reasonable one.
― akm, Thursday, 25 September 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
they were both people, as far as i could tell.
― akm, Thursday, 25 September 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
were they though? were they... really?
― Nhex, Thursday, 25 September 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
so the ultimate ilx non-republican is a tattooed Asian kindergarten teacher who separates her Sunday Styles sections and cat food cans into separate containers, helps donate to her daughter's fun runs, and welds on the weekends
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 05:08 (nine years ago) link
oh wait, it's not that she's a mother it's that she's a daughterso i guess she's raised by two dads in this scenario and she did the ALS ice bucket challenge
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 05:09 (nine years ago) link
Are white was always going to take it, but a surprisingly low plurality at just under 30%
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 08:41 (nine years ago) link
Which suggests if there had been another outstanding candidate to rally around, things could have been different. "Republicans are greedy", or "Republicans are cruel", for instance.
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 08:43 (nine years ago) link
That's not really a joke is it? Just me saying I hate republicans. Ah well.
Republicans are white, have feelings and beards
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link
i dont think i have ever met a republican
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:14 (nine years ago) link
certainly not a self-annoucing one
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:15 (nine years ago) link
wait is that literally true nakh? and you live in the us? it's hard for me to conceive how this happens.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:17 (nine years ago) link
i have lived in brookline ma my entire life
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:19 (nine years ago) link
Republicans put together Ikea furniture... in public.
― jmm, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:28 (nine years ago) link
You've met some secret Republicans, nakh
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link
Almost as bad as a Republican is a self-described 'centrist' who believes there's too much hysteria over sea level rise and thinks 'both sides are bad.'
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link
i.e. a guy I met two weekends ago
momsrecycle
daughtershave tattoos
teachersand catslike dogs
weldersread the new york timesdonate to charityare asian
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link
don't know why but i always assumed nakhchivan was a britishes
― A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link
at least secret republicans know there's some shame they should feel about it
― Nhex, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link
Well also half of the Republicans in MA would be Democrats in 40 of the other 49 states
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link
true
― Nhex, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link
my sister at vassar confused some people in her first semester by referring to herself as a republican without the prefix 'irish' (she is super into reclaiming the feminist dimension of the irish independence movement right now)
― Contrappunto dialettico alla mente (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link
- Bob Marley
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
i always assumed nakhchivan was a britishes
nakh has breadth as well as depth
― Aimless, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link
republicans include people too
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
at least 27% and as many as 35% of republicans are people
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link
frederik poem so beautiful
― schlump, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link
Linked yet?
http://thedailybanter.com/2014/09/republicans-new-black-friend-either-stock-photo-interesting-day/
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link
oh positive womanpaws
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:35 (nine years ago) link
i wonder if the original photographer is making more than like $0.25 per use of that photo
― Nhex, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link
very obvs the whole thing was assembled from stock photos
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link
The Republican Party might as well be assembled by stock photos.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
They should have used those animated "caught dancing in the office" GIFs from that one series of refinance banner ads.
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link
shdve used backpack girl "republicans wear backpacks"
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oMeRApXNV58/URxOnmMH9AI/AAAAAAAAD1o/DHcSwunJTPc/s1600/Abraham-Lincoln.jpg
― cichleee suite (Leee), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
Oops, that's "feelings," not "hats," nm.
close enough
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Byd4AvjIcAAi51g.jpg
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 October 2014 02:16 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3yWlZeg.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 October 2014 02:46 (nine years ago) link
:D
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 2 October 2014 02:48 (nine years ago) link
they wear both straps tho, fucking posers
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Thursday, 2 October 2014 02:55 (nine years ago) link
republicans wear wacky t shirtshttp://bp2.blogger.com/_hFKBGMya0_o/Rh54Fsl00HI/AAAAAAAAADo/zSataccBBRM/s400/snorgteegirl.gif
― A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Thursday, 2 October 2014 08:47 (nine years ago) link
im kind of a person too
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 October 2014 13:36 (nine years ago) link
Replicants have feelings.
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Zk/no3_bladerunner_gif.gif
― jmm, Thursday, 2 October 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link