I don't know if it's going to suck or not when the World's Oldest Person is all hep and meta and self-aware of the century-old narrative of being the World's Oldest Person and answers back to the reporter, "Oh, you know. Smoke weed every day, drink a gallon of bleach once a year and keep pullin' on that pork -- amirite? *winks at camera, dies*"
― pplains, Friday, September 12, 2014 3:29 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Friday, 12 September 2014 09:32 (nine years ago) link
after reading an article like that one, i start to think that maybe Pol Pot had a valid point or two.
― 뉴 메탈은 나머지 모든 보지 똥, 거기입니다 최고의 음악이다 (Eisbaer), Sunday, 14 September 2014 00:45 (1 hour ago) Permalink
kill everyone with eyeglasses?
― Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Sunday, 14 September 2014 00:47 (1 hour ago) Permalink
― augh (Control Z), Sunday, 14 September 2014 02:33 (nine years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Sunday, 14 September 2014 02:57 (nine years ago) link
Goon lol:
The Nas song he chose to put on one of these lists was "Made You Look". The song w/ the hook:
"They shootin! Ha Made You Look! Youre a slave to a page in my rhyme book! Getting big money playboy your times up, where the gangstas at, where the dimes at"
If Nas isn't coming with lyrics theres no point listening to Nas.
― Raccoon Tanuki, Friday, September 12, 2014 1:06 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well he's no travis scott
― k3vin k., Friday, September 12, 2014 1:28 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
― 龜, Sunday, 14 September 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
If he's not singing "butts are leaking" on Bull, I'll be mighty disappointed.
― nikola, Monday, September 15, 2014 7:31 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he probably is.
speaking of leaking, i can't help feel a bit frustrated that this is available to stream so much earlier than the official release.
― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Monday, September 15, 2014 7:38 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
How is the bitrate of the leak
― Rand McNulty (Jon Lewis), Monday, September 15, 2014 8:34 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
How is the buttrate of the leak
― example (crüt), Monday, September 15, 2014 8:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mattresslessness, Monday, 15 September 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
howd you get a refund form overtipping
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Monday, 15 September 2014 17:30 (1 minute ago) Permalink
Do good work for others until one of them tips you
― 龜, Monday, 15 September 2014 17:32 (5 seconds ago) Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 September 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link
Gonna be cray when Alan Thicke rips off Marvin Gaye Sr.
― pplains, Monday, 15 September 2014 17:39
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 12:29 (nine years ago) link
dad jokes
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
haha
― xelab hate good times cmon (wins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
always thought "When Doves Cry" was a lifeless dirge
― Darin, Thursday, September 18, 2014 11:56 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Maybe it's just like your mother.
― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Thursday, September 18, 2014 11:57 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Thursday, 18 September 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
ha ha
― schlump, Thursday, 18 September 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
A+
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Thursday, 18 September 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
I am a member of the game writers google group. 70% of the emails are about sharing PR contact info, asking for help when stumped on pre-release review games or setting up online sessions for those review games. The other 30% are about cats or pro wrestling. It's incredibly boring, which is why I only subscribe to the digest now.
― GM, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
[...]
(counts on fingers) That's 10% unaccounted for!
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 18 September 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
I'm just overly optimistic about people. I was considering that it may have been poor wording. I get it.
― Evan, Thursday, September 18, 2014 10:31 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha fuck off and die
― mattresslessness, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:37 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Sure!
― Evan, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:38 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I know saying I'm overly optimistic sounds self congratulatory, I didn't mean it like that. Can we not ask someone to fuck off and die?
― Evan, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:49 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pretty please?
― mattresslessness, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:51 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i didn't ask
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
[Removed Illegal Image]
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link
wait, why say 'pretty please?' if you aren't asking?
― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link
change of narrator
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 18 September 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link
One time years ago I tried to buy a Hostess cupcake from a vending machine but I pushed the wrong button and accidentally purchased an orange flavored Hostess cupcake from the vending machine. It was a very bad snack. I threw it away and bought a carton of milk from the adjoining vending machine so as to wash the taste out of my mouth. The milk was thoroughly curdled. Two bad snacks were thrown away that day.
― I always wanted to be a hot dog, but I feel naked without a bun! (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 September 2014 19:33 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That was a bad snack day, Old Lunch!
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 19 September 2014 19:41 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
I adore the alien chemical taste of orange Hostess cupcakes
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
Mold Lunch
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
milk isn't a snack
― Branwell with anNe (wins), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
Left in a vending machine long enough
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
chunky milk, now with added milk chunks
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link
^^^horrifying
unless it's mozzarella balls
― imago, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:20 (nine years ago) link
i thought you called them your figgy puddings
― sarahell, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link
[inside the conference room is some spotted dick]
ilxor: Nooooooo!
― imago, Friday, 19 September 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link
hey one of my best friends has vitiligo!
― sarahell, Saturday, 20 September 2014 09:10 (nine years ago) link
the high arts markers of 1914
blink 1892
― 💻 👀 (am0n), Wednesday, September 17, 2014 3:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Sunday, 21 September 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
Lol
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 21 September 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link
Pumpkin Spice Recipe:1/3 cup ground cinnamon1 tablespoon ground ginger1 tablespoon ground nutmeg or mace1-1/2 teaspoons ground cloves1-1/2 teaspoons ground allspice
― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, September 16, 2014 5:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Pumpkin Recipe:1 Pumpkin
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 22 September 2014 00:58 (nine years ago) link
jesus i would hella ruin one of these then, there is often a great amount of torsion applied to my iphone 5 in my front pocket when I sit
― von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, September 23, 2014 12:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
stealth field testing for the tolerances necessary to build the FlexiPhone
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, September 23, 2014 12:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm going to go ahead and say it now, possibly breaking the streak, but this is the longest I've heard a nation go on about fitting six inches into their pocket without snickering.
― pplains, Tuesday, September 23, 2014 12:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link
Stet: what is going on here?
Shows the threads that have been read the most in the past hour, updated every hour.Revolt of the ILX Brigade: New Post-Fahey Folk For PPL that post in the Takoma & Tompkin's Square Threads (total reads) 444 (ilxor reads) 367 (no referrer) 67 (can't tell) 10
this thread is never not in the top 5 most read threads. nobody has posted in it for two days but it has had 444 pageviews in the past hour.
― Treeship, Monday, September 22, 2014 8:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
maybe a ghost is in there
― lag∞n, Monday, September 22, 2014 8:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
are you not curious about this lagoon?
― Treeship, Monday, September 22, 2014 8:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no way i dont fuck w ghosts
― lag∞n, Monday, September 22, 2014 8:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― owe me the shmoney (m bison), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link
que bueno
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 18:39 (nine years ago) link
When is the food thing? I'd freak out if I could sup with John Cale. I'm sure it's $$$$$$$$$$.
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, September 25, 2014 9:13 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oct. 12 - $250would depress me too, if it was happening anywhere near me, because there's pretty much no way I could justify spending the cash.
― tylerw, Thursday, September 25, 2014 9:14 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
:(That's absurd
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, September 25, 2014 10:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you guys seriously i know jc is probably a rich man now and he has rich ppl friends but who has $300 to blow for the VIP pass to this thing? it's depressing.
i mean can i crawl under someone's serving platter and plant myself on a cheese plate and wait to get thrown out?
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, September 25, 2014 12:55 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
(i have never been thrown out of anywhere in my life)
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Thursday, September 25, 2014 12:55 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Mail yourself
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, September 25, 2014 12:59 PM (46 minutes ago)
[....]
La Lechera had reached her limit. It was now mid-September which meant that she had been separated from John Cale for more than six months.
― example (crüt), Thursday, September 25, 2014 1:42 PM
― sleeve, Thursday, 25 September 2014 20:46 (nine years ago) link
ha ha, a+!
― schlump, Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link
That's great!
― folk punks: stop bragg-ing (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link
it's the fact that la lechera scans perfectly there that nudges it into excelsior territory imo
― Onan Pullett (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link
crut just did Eular's joke imho
― bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
last post of a multi-post c&p is someone explaining/repeating the joke made in the penultimate = excelsior tradition surely
― Onan Pullett (wins), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
I saw it as a pass to a dunk, beautiful combo.
― nickn, Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link
^^^
― sleeve, Thursday, 25 September 2014 23:23 (nine years ago) link
Testimonials:
"bebo is the bomd if snoop dog was here he'd say bebo is the shizle ma nizle ne bebo rox add me"
Rachel, Roscommon Ireland, Sep 2007
"i luv bebo :) i love talkin tuu mi m8s n doin there blogs n stuff :) its fun ..... lurv oo xxxxx"
paige :), somerset , england, Sep 2007
― StanM, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 18:02 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
so that's where lex has gone.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 18:03 (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 25 September 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link
We recently rewatched all the seasons of The Nanny, and it has an overload of "celebrity paradox". First of all, it has more than one case of a celebrity (Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell, etc) appearing both as himself and as a fictional person without anyone noticing they look alike. With Fran's grandmother, there are recurring jokes how she reminds people of Millie from Dick van Dyke Show (she's played by Ann Morgan Guilbert, who also played Milly), and so on...
But the whole thing is taken to ridiculous extremes with Fran Descher herself. In one episode she appears as Bobbi Flekman, the character she played in This Is Spinal Tap. In this case, the resemblance between Fran Fine (the character she plays in The Nanny) and Bobbi Flekman is noticed, and Fran is able to succesfully impersonate her. Still, no one finds it a bit odd that the two woman look exactly alike.
Then, in the penultimate episode of the series, Fran Fine, the fictional character, runs into Fran Drescher, the famous actor, by chance. They have a brief discussion, and it turns out that within the universe of The Nanny Drescher is doing a series that's quite similar to The Nanny, and Fine is a fan of it! And apparently that show-within-a-show is about have its series finale (just like The Nanny was in real life), and Drescher even urges Fine to "tune in and watch it next week!". Yet no one seems to notice that Drescher looks exactly like Fine (and Flekman!), and that the events of Frescher's fictional series weirdly mirror the events of Fine's real life...
― Tuomas, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 5:17 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
rewatched all the seasons of The Nanny?
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, September 30, 2014 5:21 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:45 (nine years ago) link
dying
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahaha
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:49 (nine years ago) link
wtf is the Nanny?
― Non-Stop Hongrotic Cabaret (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link
how Tuomas spent last weekend.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:51 (nine years ago) link
terrific
― flambient 4: on goon (fgti), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 13:54 (nine years ago) link
It makes so much sense now! If only we had filled up the "photos of famous people together" thread with pics of Fran Drescher, Fran Fine, and Bobbi Fleckman all posing with each other, we could have saved so much effort and time
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link
This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!
― Eric H., Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:30 (nine years ago) link
argh wait no I was thinking of Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 January 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link
I was of thinking of your mom
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 January 2016 22:43 (eight years ago) link
while Darrell Hammond took her from behind
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 14 January 2016 22:48 (eight years ago) link
Well it was going to die soon anyway
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 14 January 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link
And don't even fucking think about saying it
your mom excels, see her threads.
― pplains, Friday, 15 January 2016 01:32 (eight years ago) link
something something spread... mom... sheets
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Friday, 15 January 2016 16:48 (eight years ago) link
EXCELSiant MOMcial Commentary
― welltris (crüt), Friday, 15 January 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link
social MOMmentary
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:02 (eight years ago) link
mom-enter-y faps of thee, son
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a track (imago), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link
fucking hell somebody start a new thread please
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:22 (eight years ago) link
irl lol imago
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:31 (eight years ago) link
ok, but it's going to be called forksCELSIOR's mLOLm
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link
haaa
― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a track (imago), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:34 (eight years ago) link
we did it folks
we slew the dread beast excelsior
http://www.jabberwocky.com/pics/jabberwocky.jpg
― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link
i'm so glad you guys are working hard in my relative absence
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 16 January 2016 16:15 (eight years ago) link
I know which of yr relatives hasn't been absent
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 January 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link
i heard there are some guys who work hard (penis) in your mom's relative absence (vagina)
In other words people are having sex with your mom, and it's related to something else that was recently said
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:05 (eight years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, January 16, 2016 11:15 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Saturday, January 16, 2016 11:23 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Bitch I'm in the 2112 (cryptosicko), Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link
O.A.R. has a secretly huge audience― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, January 18, 2016 6:51 PM (8 minutes ago)they're signed to Natalie Merchant's Secretly Huge label iirc― some dude, Monday, January 18, 2016 6:55 PM (4 minutes ago)
― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, January 18, 2016 6:51 PM (8 minutes ago)
they're signed to Natalie Merchant's Secretly Huge label iirc
― some dude, Monday, January 18, 2016 6:55 PM (4 minutes ago)
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 00:01 (eight years ago) link
lmao
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link
I've got something secretly huge
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link
a mom?
― nerd shit (Will M.), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 20:37 (eight years ago) link
didn't someone start a new thread yet?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 20:48 (eight years ago) link
yes
― rip c or d (wins), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link
EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.
― rip c or d (wins), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 20:52 (eight years ago) link
XD
― sarahell, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 20:52 (eight years ago) link
lock your mom
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 04:34 (eight years ago) link