https://membership.theguardian.com
540/year to tour the newsroom you say...
― sktsh, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link
Anyone having problems with the website this morning?
― djh, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 07:30 (nine years ago) link
always have big problems wiv that website bruv
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 08:43 (nine years ago) link
amirite guys
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 10:32 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/profile/jamesball
this person is useless
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Thursday, 18 September 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link
Why?
― Alba, Thursday, 18 September 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
the larger part of the guardian homepage taken up by a feature of brigitte bardot at 80, naturally with a photo of brigitte bardot at 20and a cool profile by agnes poirier, franchouillarde correspondent and writer of vapid dogshit'the extent of her far-right sympathies can be overdone'true, she has less than half a dozen convictions for inciting racial hatred, and none for over five years
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Saturday, 20 September 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
she's an unrepentant anti-semite innit?
― imago, Saturday, 20 September 2014 22:54 (nine years ago) link
she no longer publishes her antisemitism or racism because eventually she might get a more serious sentence
Having lived for decades as a recluse in her two properties in St Tropez, unable to go out without being harassed by fans and paparazzi, she has developed, says her biographer, "a rather distorted view of the world", concentrating only on her foundation for the protection and welfare of animals."
the fixation on animal welfare would explain why
she also contrasted her close gay friends with today's homosexuals, who "jiggle their bottoms, put their little fingers in the air and with their little castrato voices moan about what those ghastly heteros put them through"
and
Bardot's book also condemned miscegenation
compared her own beliefs with previous generations who had "given their lives to push out invaders".[36]
said, in reference to Muslims, that she was "fed up with being under the thumb of this population which is destroying us, destroying our country and imposing its habits".
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Saturday, 20 September 2014 23:03 (nine years ago) link
what a cunt!
― imago, Saturday, 20 September 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link
crossword app is fucked >:-(
― Branwell with anNe (wins), Sunday, 21 September 2014 11:09 (nine years ago) link
Oasis changed our livesMetallica's Lars Ulrich and Maccabees' Felix White say 20 years ago Oasis altered their perceptions of music
― Abandoned Amusement/FUN SHIRTS (seandalai), Monday, 29 September 2014 22:58 (nine years ago) link
Crossword still buggered.
― Madchen, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 01:58 (nine years ago) link
next levelhttp://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/oct/04/i-married-myself-wedding
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Saturday, 4 October 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMQyZKS8yAI
― Alba, Saturday, 4 October 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link
Sparks to thread
Re xword I actually sent them an email & they told me that this is a known bug affecting iOS 7 users & they are working on a fix but if I update to iOS 8 I should have no problems
― lool at the herrlich (wins), Saturday, 4 October 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
I think the latest update to the app also said it fixed it.
― Alba, Saturday, 4 October 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, that fixed it for me.
― Madchen, Saturday, 4 October 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
(Upgrading to 8, I mean.)
― Madchen, Saturday, 4 October 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
Just sitting there in the room and thinking, “Wow, all these people have come all this way today to celebrate me marrying myself!” was very humbling.
Humbling. That's the word for when you make up an entire event about loving yourself.
― Guinness on your moustache (onimo), Sunday, 5 October 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
dnrsvpiyhm
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Monday, 6 October 2014 09:04 (nine years ago) link
does not really seem very p... in your humble m... (/ if you h... me?)
nope, can't do it
― Guinness on your moustache (onimo), Monday, 6 October 2014 13:20 (nine years ago) link
something something something something something something something you have mail
― A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Monday, 6 October 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
I've made up for the broken crossword app anyways
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Monday, 6 October 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
do not robin s. van persie if you hate me
― john wahey (NickB), Monday, 6 October 2014 14:08 (nine years ago) link
Can someone tell me why the TV listings have gone?
― resting rich face (suzy), Monday, 6 October 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link
noerttvltbfttg
― Guinness on your moustache (onimo), Monday, 6 October 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link
:D
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Monday, 6 October 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
Marrying oneself was a fucking Jam sketch fifteen years ago ofc
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Monday, 6 October 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link
Do not RSVP if you hate marriage of me to myself
― lool at the herrlich (wins), Monday, 6 October 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link
xword app is fixed as alba said (eff updating to iOS 8 tbh)
― lool at the herrlich (wins), Monday, 6 October 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
thank god a uk media organization is able to give all of this vital american cultural politics content to the world
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link
Renée Zellweger's face is her brand – a new look will change her career beyond recognition22 Oct 2014: Steve Rose:
Nothing's wrong with Renee Zellweger's face. There's something wrong with us22 Oct 2014: Jennifer Gerson Uffalussy
Renée Zellweger's new look due to 'happy, healthy lifestyle', not surgery22 Oct 2014: Xan Brooks
It's not unreasonable to ask where the real Renée Zellweger has gone2 hours ago: Viv Groskop
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Thursday, 23 October 2014 08:45 (nine years ago) link
loooool
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:14 (nine years ago) link
I despair
― kinder, Thursday, 23 October 2014 09:24 (nine years ago) link
all the Zellweger that's fit to print
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Thursday, 23 October 2014 11:22 (nine years ago) link
Jessica Valenti
Taylor Swift in the Blank Space video is the woman we've been waiting for
― milord z (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link
Most overrated
Gravity
― milord z (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
Sorry, that is just how I fell.
― Fairly peng (wins), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
Series: Jess Zimmerman column
Is keeping up with what's viral stressing you out? It's not your fault
― proper maoist (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link
DennisMcScumbag commented on Julien Blanc barred from entering UK.19 Nov 2014 8:48pm
I am sure he considered it.
And Julien Blanc was not racist or encouraging sexual assault.
― disconnected externalized and unrecognizable signifying structure (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/shortcuts/2014/nov/19/myleene-klass-ed-miliband-six-slapdowns
(and the author's part in the comments section seems a bit tragic, too)
― djh, Thursday, 20 November 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/travel/2014/nov/21/night-blackpool-broadway-hotel-tripadvisor
No worries though, it was buried in a full page report on p5 of the main news section.
― ledge, Sunday, 23 November 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link
Does anyone else get strange things happening when they open the home page in Safari? The pictures are often under the wrong stories. It's great!
http://i.imgur.com/mHoT0NZ.jpg
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 08:32 (nine years ago) link
he may be understood but at least he has one friend
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 09:00 (nine years ago) link
i get the same thing, it's one of the few joys in looking at the news each morning
― sosmix klopp (NickB), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 09:03 (nine years ago) link
That's brilliant
― Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 09:09 (nine years ago) link
further indignity heaped on poor old Gordon as well
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 09:12 (nine years ago) link
So the NME did an uncharacteristically excellent feature on the UK DIY music scene a few weeks ago. Lots of great bands and promoters featured, individual locales got well observed and excellently researched coverage, a few of the bands covered have been going on for a decade or more with nary a mention in any nationwide press. It was a moment to savour for those of us who have any pride or involvement in UK DIY.
So it's good that The Guardian saw fit to do the same, you'd think? Well, it would've been, if they didn't just effectively reprint the same bands/venues/promoters/info/towns, without acknowledging or giving credit to the relevant journalists, in fact you'd think Gwilym Mumford had done all the work himself. Pretty fucking shoddy, Guardian. Why not give the (excellent) writers behind the piece some work, or at least some credit.
― Basically / I Don't Wanna Be / An mp3 / 3-2-0 kb / ps (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 7 December 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
link?
― rising stones cross (anagram), Sunday, 7 December 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link