lol that's great
― goole, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/family-unsure-what-to-do-with-dead-hipsters-posses,929/
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 September 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
I might be overthinking but I love the Kelly cartoons that don't seem to spring from political opinion but instead some event in Kelly's personal life, like you could piece together an implied backstory: http://o.onionstatic.com/images/27/27478/original/700.jpg?2112
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link
no that's def part of the appeal
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
yeah I think there are also cartoons that make indirect reference to a failed marriage or soemthing
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 September 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
Love that too, I'm sure I've said this before but it makes them a more pitch-perfect sendup of, for example, Mallard Fillmore dedicating itself to the creator's dissatisfaction at the cancellation of Veronica Mars. And just general regular-newspaper-columnist stuff, "regular readers will know I have little patience for," miscellaneous name-drops of family members, etc.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link
the kelly view on women is painfully note-perfect and my favorite element of the strip
― mattresslessness, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link
^all of this otm
kelly def the richest and best drawn character they have
― sktsh, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 10:29 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-dad-just-wants-to-watch-one-7hour-block-of-te,37082/
they really need to do a father's day card with this one on the front
― soref, Saturday, 4 October 2014 23:52 (nine years ago) link
may 5 1999
Brutality-Desensitization Process Nearly Complete
http://www.theonion.com/articles/brutalitydesensitization-process-nearly-complete,734/
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 5 October 2014 06:36 (nine years ago) link
Pretty good forecasting by The Onion.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 5 October 2014 06:41 (nine years ago) link
A good favotie onion article brings such joy forever
I remembered this article today and it's so wonderful
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fiscally-im-a-rightwing-nutjob-but-on-social-issue,20486/
"Marxism should be taught in schools. But there should be no public schools. And everyone should be required by law to participate in women's empowerment seminars. But the heavily armed stormtroopers enforcing this law should be independent contractors."
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 04:38 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-crispy-snack-cracker-to-ease-crushing-pain-of,1021/
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, November 7, 2013 12:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
posted above, my favorite onion article ever and I think possibly the first I ever read, or the first that really grabbed me
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 05:19 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/lifelong-dream-no-match-for-first-brush-with-adver,37186/?fb_action_ids=10152313606332261&fb_action_types=og.shares
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link
Does anyone have a link to the Onion story about the guy who raises his daughter with cultural reference points that mean she can't communicate with her peers?
― NYC if you didn't know was taken over by skeleton hipsters in the past (stevie), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-h,26132/
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 27 October 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link
once met a guy who swore he'd never let his future children watch disney movies and that he was gonna raise them on kurosawa instead
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:30 (nine years ago) link
I'll never let my future children exist
― Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link
Disney movies are kinda fucked
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:40 (nine years ago) link
I have nothing against mainstream kids' media as a rule but disney movies have a weird disturbed streak that runs through most of them.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link
*makes fun of your progeny*
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:44 (nine years ago) link
So we have to watch either Disney or Kurosawa?
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:07 (nine years ago) link
Ozu is for poseurs
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:11 (nine years ago) link
My kid loves Frozen so much
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:48 (nine years ago) link
i just hung out with a five year old who was totally into star wars and his folks have only let him see the original three
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 04:07 (nine years ago) link
my bro and i were never interested in disney movies growing up. feel okay about it
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 04:15 (nine years ago) link
Almost said Star Wars while ago as a compromise, but thats Disney now too.
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 04:31 (nine years ago) link
Thanks so much, Doctor Casino!!
― NYC if you didn't know was taken over by skeleton hipsters in the past (stevie), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link
no prob!
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 13:52 (nine years ago) link
sensational
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pathetic-washedup-rock-star-on-fifth-decade-of-doi,37299/
― piscesx, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 13:47 (nine years ago) link
I've been forgetting to check the Onion because of Clickhole, buthttp://www.theonion.com/articles/white-house-receives-letter-addressed-to-gerald-fo,37334/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 October 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link
The Onion Verified account@TheOnionIn Focus: Keira Knightley Answers Fan Letter Way Too Quickly http://onion.com/1u6CwJB
Reply to @TheOnion s.s. lark @louiedadawg 2h2 hours ago@TheOnion how about she is very polite!
Home Bunch @HomeBunch 2h2 hours ago@TheOnion Cry me a river! What a big problem he got in his hands! Gee... "5 minutes of fame", much?
sawseegirl @sawseegirl 2h2 hours ago@TheOnion hhmmm--pretty strange
Hungry Fillbe @HungryFillbe 2h@TheOnion I'm sure there's some irony or something in there, but I liked reading it just at face value :)
graham dempsey @ArtistSurf3r 2h2 hours ago@TheOnion If this is accurate and if true man should have kept this to himself . Shows no respect & is just tacky . GJ pfft .
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 7 November 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
Ira Glass Exhausted From Doing Every Single Voice On ‘This American Life’
― I'm In The Mood To Munch! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 November 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
(My girlfriend sent that to me in light of my asking, almost every time I overhear NPR, "why is that guy doing an Ira Glass impersonation?". Although, TBF, there's also a show with some dude who does a mean Keillor.)
― I'm In The Mood To Munch! (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 November 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link
lolling hard
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-tentatively-takes-shot-at-badmouthing-girlfrie,37443/
― piscesx, Monday, 24 November 2014 02:39 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/heavy-police-presence-in-ferguson-to-ensure-reside,37528/
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 00:46 (nine years ago) link
Also this one: http://www.theonion.com/articles/ferguson-pool-supply-store-overestimating-how-badl,37525/
― nickn, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 01:34 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/cia-admits-role-in-1985-coup-to-oust-david-lee-rot,37570/
― goole, Tuesday, 2 December 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
“The last thing we wanted was to have another ‘Panama’ on our hands,” he added.
― you say tomato/i say imago (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/overworked-prosecutor-thinking-of-taking-police-br,37597
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 December 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/543150444919660544
― goole, Thursday, 11 December 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
perfect
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 12 December 2014 12:00 (nine years ago) link
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/28/28147/original/700.jpg?2073
I think this is one that really benefits from the implied backstory thing discussed above, imagining kelly being a churlish dick about having to make conversation with people
― soref, Sunday, 14 December 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-dont-see-race-i-only-see-grayishbrown-vaguely-hu,37667/
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 19 December 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/temple-university-receives-anonymous-donation-to-b,37500/
― joygoat, Sunday, 28 December 2014 03:59 (nine years ago) link
as narrow-audience onion knockoffs go, the hard times is pretty good
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/01/05/iggy-azalea-clarifies-she-only-listens-to-early-skrewdriver/
― celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Saturday, 17 January 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/dubai-unveils-plans-for-worlds-largest-human-right,37979/
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/government-official-who-makes-perfectly-valid-well,20499/
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 27 February 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_XLxpxWcAIyAPp.png
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 March 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link