New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

no sdk/app store?

Jony Ives should have his knighthood taken away

http://i.imgur.com/eWJUYY7.jpg

tim cook's facial expression is perfect

fuk wearing watch on left wrist.

Also will any women wear this?

gruber is going to go bananas for this

he'll call the new typeface "bold"

all those dots on the watch home screen are kinda giving me lotus pod heebie jeebies

Benedict Evans ‏@BenedictEvans 3s
Social messaging on the Apple watch is going to be insane. Already showed a Yo use case.

I'd imagine you can flip it around and where it on the right wrist, the crown would be on the bottom then but that'd be the only difference. Maybe not.

YOU CAN EVEN SHARE YOUR OWN HEARTBEAT

does it work with ping?

why would you reveal a new product w/ a super tiny screen 10 mins after you just had to publicly accept that people really like big screens

haha tru

BECAUSE

the watch provides a comprehensive picture of your daily activity

"We have worked closely with horological experts" to understand timekeeping, Ive says.

jfc

Sticking around for the end to see if they surprise us with a butter churn.

Time is a curved rectangle.

"Under their guidance, we built a sundial from a pencil and a piece of styrofoam packing," Ive continues

“Apple Watch is the most personal device we’ve ever created.”
– Tim Cook

Ives telling us the physics of wearing a watch.

that thing is way too thick

iPod nano 6 on a strap looked better

Would probably buy this if it was $50. no more

http://d35lb3dl296zwu.cloudfront.net/uploads/photo/image/17997/DSC_5154.jpg

Switzerland is fucked.

tell me what i missed:
- iphone Galaxy 6
- apple wallet
- two way wrist communicator

yeah, i'd be down with this for fifty bucks. what's the msrp?

Tim Carmody ‏@tcarmody 12s
The iPhone is "required with Apple Watch."

The iPhone is "required with Apple Watch."

wat

dun dun DUN

http://www.joysf.com/files/attach/images/2044932/287/303/004/Star_Trek_Starfleet_Wrist_Communicator_double_Taped.JPG

iwatch is just more stuff

HAHA doing the demo with the watch OFF HIS WRIST you see its very user friendly just please don't wear it.

So my watch, phone and wallet will all be connected. What about my belt can we get my belt in there too?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Utility-belt.jpg

where the fuck is bono

its entirely self-evident but this seems like a drastic misstep
but hey, sony and microsoft sold like 12 million game systems with no fucking games so maybe consumer culture trumps all?

the best thing about a phone with a clock on it is you don't have to wear a goddamn watch anymore

but hey, sony and microsoft sold like 12 million game systems with no fucking games so maybe consumer culture trumps all?

otm

The best thing about a watch is you don't have to pull a phone out of your pocket to find out what time it is.

http://i.imgur.com/pVSUePM.png

gonna be hard to sell too many iwatches when u can only sell them to iphone owners

apple fucking with unicode, again. god damnit.

iFiero!

animated emoji created for the Watch.

Ok now I'm excited

http://i.imgur.com/K22l9rj.jpg

Nevermind

I know I got attacked for talking about watches, here or the watch thread? But you all are ridiculous to assume "nobody wear's watches anymore".

http://d35lb3dl296zwu.cloudfront.net/uploads/photo/image/18025/AppleEvent_0763.jpg

says it all

I actually used to enjoy the look of a wristwatch and the routine of wearing one, but it didn't take me long at all to not miss it.

i don't think that's the assumption xp