pefeat the durpose
― clouds, Saturday, 6 September 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
Also turning myself in, in reverse: for some reason I always assumed "moreish" meant trendy, of-the-now, or sophisticated in a kinda gauche sense. So when I asked for a second packet of peanuts in a bar and the woman behind the bar said she found peanuts moreish, I was puzzled and then laughing about this with my friends: haha she thinks moreish means something you want more of. Turns out that's what it means. Guess I confused it with modish, maybe.
― Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 7 September 2014 02:05 (nine years ago) link
'Deliberate' becomes 'debilitate' with me.
― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Sunday, 7 September 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link
Co-worker: 'who's doing task X?'Me: 'Russ*l, N*t and me'CW: 'that's great threesome if you'll excuse the pun'
.....what pun?
― Fine Toothcomb (sonofstan), Sunday, 7 September 2014 06:43 (nine years ago) link
i always say prostate for prostrate
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 7 September 2014 08:46 (nine years ago) link
people always say no pun intended when there was in fact no pun! annoying!
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 7 September 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link
or maybe they mean none was intended and they were successful at not doing what they did not intend to do so they are announcing it. i did not use a pun, and no pun was intended.
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 7 September 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link
I accidentally said "I pledge allegiance to the plag" the other day
― when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Sunday, 7 September 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
I always say 'debilitating'instead of 'deliberating'
― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Sunday, 7 September 2014 04:13 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Argh wrong thread
― smithery loves cuntery (wins), Monday, 8 September 2014 06:20 (nine years ago) link
just said "clinical error" instead of "clerical error" i do this often
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 November 2014 08:54 (nine years ago) link
listen don't put a guilt conscience on me
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link
this happens to me every day because i work with non-native speakers but my favorite one is self-steam because of how true it is.
― groundless round (La Lechera), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link
hahaha, love that
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link
Last night I said "when pinch comes to shove" :/
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 22:09 (nine years ago) link
Stop by later, I have to show you something. I found some golden gems in there.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link
i accidentally said "barely manilow" the other day and got excited, until i discovered a tribute act already exists by that name :(
― truvada mangano (clouds), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 12:31 (nine years ago) link
That's a good one. My favourite was a Burt Bacharach tribute called Burt Backing-Tracks
― but then again, who really cares? I don’t. (dog latin), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link
they're gonna have a hard time finding a movie that TUOMAS MADE UP...(in his self conscious)
― Ballistic, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 2:16 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link
"given up the goose"
― the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:39 (eight years ago) link
i want to make sure this isn't just a one...one-on meeting...
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s7TCuCpB5c
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link
I said purse-clutching instead of pearl-clutching just now, oops
It's a shit phrase anyway but
― the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Sunday, 20 September 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
"This is the most difficult part and the part that involves the most hair-wringing' *makes pulling motion*
― ljubljana, Thursday, 5 November 2015 15:12 (eight years ago) link
'ya got any tea and flick medicine?'
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 01:33 (eight years ago) link
"Her credentials are unimpeccable - in every sense of the word"
― Kevin Ageusia Smith (wins), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 12:29 (eight years ago) link
haha that's great
― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 12:53 (eight years ago) link
they cannot be impecked
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 14:40 (eight years ago) link
In trying to describe Punishers logo the other day I referred to his "skeleton head"."... you mean skull", says bf, who now won't let me live it down.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 21 April 2016 12:44 (eight years ago) link
Must have been a glitch inside your skeleton head
― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 21 April 2016 23:39 (eight years ago) link
confess to having sympathy with ur bf in this situation
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 April 2016 14:17 (eight years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=donald+trump+talking&page=&utm_source=opensearch
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 30 April 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link
me just now when my cat suddenly freaked out and did a wall jump:
parquet!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link
at this point i have accidentally said "knock me off my socks" so many times that it's now replaced "knocked my socks off" as my default. not that i say it that often. but it's similar to how autoreplace on an iphone can turn into a nightmare when you make the same mistake too many times and apple decides to adjust itself to accommodate your recklessness
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 January 2019 02:22 (five years ago) link
haha that happens on my phone a lot
autoreplace thinks thnkeankehjteh* = thank you for ...
*or something like it
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:03 (five years ago) link
hearing a lot of "back to ground zero" recently
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link
(instead of "square one")
square nine one one
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
This thread makes me think of Little Carmine Lupertazzi.
― henry s, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
heard someone refer to "the dominic effect" recently, can't remember who or when but i wrote it on a post-it and just found it on my desk
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 September 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link
Heh. It would make perfect sense in a UK context.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link
Referring to this shitstain btw: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Cummings
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhV28uwWsAAoOw0.jpgbist du sicher?
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 10 September 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link
Ich kenne ihn nicht.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link
Was ist Tennis?
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
Der Dominic-Effekt ist in full swing!
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 10 September 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link
Ganz toll!
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link
and if you don’t know, now you know
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 14 September 2020 10:00 (three years ago) link