o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

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those are kind of great! ... in a depressing scary sort of way

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link

as a species we have failed

imago, Sunday, 14 September 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link

bleeeeehhhhhhhhh

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:27 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/A1gYmNM.gif

, Thursday, 9 October 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/CbSmAic.jpg?1

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4OYPiV1GsY

gr8080, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

ew

how's life, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/A7f3APFhw5c/0.jpg

“The only thing I can think of is that this is God’s miracle. And I thought, why five days later? If Bart was alive before, he would have come to our homes earlier. All I can think of is that God created animal life on the fifth day.“

He said this has been an emotional ordeal for him and his girlfriend, but he hasn't tried explaining the situation to his two-year old daughter.

"As a two-year old, she doesn't understand any of this either," he said.

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 10:40 (nine years ago) link

those motherfuckers that buried a living cat are forever on my shitlist

I hope Bart eats their faces off

mh, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

http://boingboing.net/2015/06/23/motorcycle-helmets-that-look-l.html

goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

oh shit is posting boingboing to the noize bord a yellowcard

goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

It was back in the day

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:00 (eight years ago) link

on my way to goole's house to make him persona non grata in person

Upright Mammal (mh), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:59 (eight years ago) link

you can see the ball roll away

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 25 June 2015 10:28 (eight years ago) link

WHERE

gr8080, Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link

Yeah I cant see it D:

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 26 June 2015 05:28 (eight years ago) link

OK spoilers then...

You just get a glimpse of the ball rolling away if you concentrate on the left armpit of the kid in the yellow-green t-shirt. I think the illusion works so well because the eye thinks the ball must be rolling away behind the one in the black t-shirt, rather than the yellow one.

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 June 2015 10:05 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, got it, you can see it as it falls before it hits the grass and he masks it as it rolls off the left of the screen.

arbiter of sorrow (aldo), Friday, 26 June 2015 10:24 (eight years ago) link

*sheepishly removes Church of the Ball priest's robes*

mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 June 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Ifidf4y.gif

, Saturday, 4 July 2015 13:33 (eight years ago) link

Holy wtf

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 05:44 (eight years ago) link

see

i know in my head that that's what it's like and yet seeing it is even worse than i imagine

._.

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 06:19 (eight years ago) link

classic o_O

Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 13 July 2015 14:12 (eight years ago) link

the comments on that are a traet

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link

http://twinkletush.com/

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link

http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=9403E5D81E3FE73BBC4852DFB566838D669FDE

The story was published in the New York Times on March 9th, and it caught the attention of Leopold Brandeis who was able to get his hands on a sample that had been preserved in glycerine. After examining it, Brandeis declared that the meat wasn’t a supernatural phenomenon, or in fact, according to him, even meat at all, but a substance called nostoc.

Nostoc has been known to scientists since at least the 16th century when it was named by Paracelsus. As with the Kentucky shower, early on people believed that nostoc fell from the sky in large chunks (or more rightly blobs), and to medieval people it was known as “witch’s jelly” and “troll’s butter.”

Technically a genus of cyanobacteria that live in colonies, it’s not clear when people realized that nostoc does not, in fact, come from the sky, but rather lives in the soil and on moist surfaces. When dry, it is easy to overlook nostoc as it appears as a dark, flaky crust; however, after a rain, nostoc will swell up into jelly-like masses. This led people to think it fell from the sky with rain, thus one of its nicknames “star jelly.”

Edible and said to taste like chicken or frog, Brandeis was convinced that the Crouch’s had nothing more than bacterial blobs on their hands; however, although his theory accounted for some of the details in the report, he had overlooked two important points – eye witness testimony claims they actually saw the substance falling from the sky and it was a clear day with no rain.

Further investigations were also conducted, including one by histologist, Dr. A. Mead Edwards, who also examined the chunks. He concluded that the substance was definitely not nostoc, but rather hunks of flesh. From the tissue samples he had, it appeared to come from the lungs of either a horse or a human baby.

A third investigation by another histologist, Dr. J.W.S. Arnold, confirmed the presence of lung tissue, but also found animal cartilage. Subsequent investigations confirmed both histologists’ findings and also revealed muscular tissue.

Finally, one man provided a theory that covered all of the facts. L. D. Kastenbine, M.D., a Professor of Chemistry at the Louisville College of Pharmacy, published an article on the matter that same year in the Louisville Medical Journal. Kastenbine concluded that the best explanation was that supplied by an old Ohio farmer: the meat had been vomited by several vultures who were flying too high to be seen (some varieties of vulture can fly as high as 40,000 feet; for reference Mount Everest is about 29,029 feet). Given that the chunks fell from a great height, they were scattered by the wind over a relatively large area.

Both the turkey vulture, Cathartes aura, and the black vulture, Coragyps atratus, are found in that part of Kentucky, and both have been observed projectile vomiting the contents of their stomachs, sometimes in or just before they take flight. They particular do this in the presence of a predator, with the discarded contents of their stomachs simultaneously distracting the predator while also lightening the vulture’s load for flight. When one vomits, this also often induces others nearby to vomit as well. As to why this particular flock of vultures chose to vomit mid-flight is anybody’s guess, but at least the theory seems the most plausible explanation for this bizarre phenomenon.

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:10 (eight years ago) link

Um.

What?

the lungs of either a horse or a human baby (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link

more like Lost Lunch

goole, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link

kentucky meat shower is my favorite josh homme project

gr8080, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link

"high-flying projectile-vomiting vultures, that's your explanation for everything isn't it!"

Neil S, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link

sequel to kentucky fried movie iirc xp

Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link

You know how you can still feel your legs going back and forth after you've spent the whole day skiing?

I bet that person has lots of great dreams at night.

pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

^specific timestamp there, here's the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obiARnsKUAo

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link

c.f. hannibal

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Casu Marzu cheese is rotting pecorino that is infested with live maggots as part of the curing process
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG0y1eMc6GQ

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 September 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link


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