idk it's still in IMDB which might mean nothing
― heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
This looks worse than Les Mis. Not something I say lightly, either.
― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 August 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link
kudos
http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/annie
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link
lalalala I can't hear you.
― The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link
My only regret is that I couldn't be meaner.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 17 December 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
who takes the place of FDR?
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
Twitter.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link
Honestly, of all the movies for people to be coming out of the "it's not THAT bad" woodwork.
― Eric H., Thursday, 18 December 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link
The trailer for this was completely charmless (even Quvenzhané Wallis looked totally unengaged). Yet your review makes it sound more charmless than I could've even imagined.
― Simply The Bessed! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
And I'm forced to ask about yet another remake: why not just make it its own thing if you're going to alter the source material to such an extent that you're likely to turn off anyone who might've been enticed by another filmed iteration of that particular story/property?
― Simply The Bessed! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link
Am guessing this version would never have happened without the Jay-Z "Hard Knock Life" breathing alleged life into the property.
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
It was nepotism on behalf of Willow Smith that kickstarted the whole thing. Then she got too old.
― Eric H., Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
lol are you serious
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, wasn't it originally supposed to be Will and Willow? An After Earth present for his little girl?
― Simply The Bessed! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link
what loving dad wouldn't arrange high-profile failure for both his kids?
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
Can't wait for the Pinkett-Smith Sophie's Choice.
― Eric H., Thursday, 18 December 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
a total idiot?
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
oh lol didn't see the "wouldn't" there haha
that picture on the review just makes me continue weeping for Rose Byrne's career
― Nhex, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
xpost But that's probably Will Smith's honest take. Given the money and the pull, only a total idiot would refrain from giving his beloved children their own vanity projects.
― Simply The Bessed! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
his kids are already not gonna have to ever work a day in their lives, might as well get them career-focused early in life like he was (is my guess)
― Nhex, Thursday, 18 December 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
his kids are already not gonna have to ever work a day in their lives
Or go to school.
― Eric H., Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link
or experience linear time
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link
has Willow Smith been in any movies? I just skimmed that interview a few weeks ago where she and her brother sounded like herbal teabags in corporeal form.
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
xp they'll probably end up getting ivy league degrees anyway lbr
― Nhex, Thursday, 18 December 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
sister obliged to take kid to this yesterday as the coal in her stocking
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 21 December 2014 20:45 (nine years ago) link