New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

Maybe it'll be a talking robot.

it might be a iphone

It's an iJobs robot that will automatically torment your boardroom and employees

maybe it's new headphones.

it'd be neat, but nah, whatever it is has been in development for years now, longer ago than the beats deal was in the works, and they wouldn't launch headphones that aren't Beats, and they wouldn't have had time to integrate Beats product team into whatever this is, and if it were headphones, and they were gonna be good, they wouldn't have bought beats.

why did apple buy bears kinda weird imho those shits suck

bears say hi to you

im sold

everyones saying its gonna be the iwatch and new iphones except the iwatch prob wont ship for a while seeing as there havent been any component leaks which means its not being manufactured yet

why wld they announce it early i guess to give developers some lead time to make em apps

i wonder what it'll be like i dont want to talk to a watch or wear a watch

kinda dubious of something that'll have voice as a primary input cause mostly u dont really want other people to know what ur doin

watches def seem like an item of the past and also are not at all cool

xp apps for the iwatch to be called 'tapas'

better be iGeordi

apple post jobs falling into new category panic???

feel like appletv has like 1mx more potential as a game changer than iwatch but also has major business/strategic hurdles that the watch does not the watch u can just make and thats that

a separate internet designed by apple in california

the watch will prob sell ok but not nearly the levels of the phone which is something everyone needs all the time, itll do really cool things that no one really cares abt as far as tracking yr health and body

wouldn't be surprised w/ a wait before the iwatch comes out. the ipad and iphone both had one.

i don't know about the ipod. i was, like, fourteen or something.

istr ipod only had like a week, but it was probably a lot easier to keep under wraps back then because the public weren't too interested

what if it's not a watch

well have to watch and see

It's a bracelet

that "slaps on"

entirely glass

it's a cock ring that tells time

you can't do that! We've not the technology.

Sex toys are a mature market but the barriers to entry are low. There have been cock rings before but that's what they said about MP3 players.

fit your entire iTunes library on one anal bead

New Apple Lust Objects

Maybe I don't want a larger screen.

If you are making anal beads, you are half way to a rosary. Now you have two new devices!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-Kh1oJSGE

So more and more it looks like we're getting iEZpass?

want to know how to hide nude selfies in the secure enclave

important secure-selfie tech^

joe don't give away ideas like that, here's 8 billion dollars

ty

i live there, so please don't pollute it with your filth

something something barriers to entry something something

markers I'm sure you've already read it but there's a really long thing by your guy Gurman about how apple goes about its pr. I saw it and thought of you.

thanks dude! i've looked at parts of it, but it's still sitting in my "reading list" in safari; i should hopefully be reading it soon

Apple today updated its App Store review guidelines ahead of the launch of iPhone 6 and iOS 8, adding sections for new features such as extensions, HealthKit, HomeKit and TestFlight. Additionally, Apple tweaked its introductory remark to specifically call out "creepy" apps as unwelcome in the App Store.

"We have over a million Apps in the App Store. If your App doesn't do something useful, unique or provide some form of lasting entertainment, or if your app is plain creepy, it may not be accepted."

foresee nerds srsly freakin' out over this perceived new sensitivity to creepiness in society.

Not so much nerds, but the skeezy "entrepreneurs" who hire them to build apps.

it's almost time

hype

i doubt they'll call it the iWatch. Not enough ppl wear watches anymore to want a watch of any kind.

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