Clusterfuck Summary Corner

there's the summary

For not the first time, coming out in favor of contendo. He brings good value to the table.

he's not even reading the summary thread i mean!

i love all you crazy assholes

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Aladdin-genie-hat_3360.PNG

i like em both.

guys don't leave me out i hate you all too! B'-(

Circlejerk Summary Thread

*says something phatic*

*jerks something phallic*

*farts something phallic*

flatic?

i'm still pretty mad at nakh for wielding an unfounded date-rape zing at me years ago but i gotta admit he's blossomed in to one of ilx's best posters

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 22 August 2014 16:01 (32 minutes ago)

yeah the 'rapey' zing was cheap and not justifiable but it was of its time and obviously i was drunk when i posted that

a lot of my posting around that time is embarrassing in retrospect, facetious but not in a good way

tbh over time I've only grown to enjoy more posters

well, the majority. a few just become more grating as the years grind by, but other people enjoy them, so w/e

yeah the 'rapey'... it was of its time and obviously i was drunk when i posted that

― tao lin commentboxing (nakhchivan), Friday, August 22, 2014 11:41 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hmm

you're only as good as your last post.

This is all my fault

yeah, we should all FP accordingly ;_;

Can someone summarize this thread for me?

Clusterfuck Summary Corner

Thanks

idk too many words

everyone who posted was completely otm, even when they appeared to contradict each other. it was remarkable really

the revival was fairly stupid given the cited thread was neither particularly lengthy, antagonistic or difficult to understand so hardly relevant for this thread

then again what is more endearing than a failure to grasp simple things? entire posting careers by ilxors finnish and nonfinnish alike have been founded on the never less than hilarious conceit of feigning incomprehension so grave as to be suggestive of neurological injury

i am Tuomas

he's a 72yo grave digger irl

― Mordy, Thursday, August 21, 2014 5:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

then again what is more endearing than a failure to grasp simple things? entire posting careers by ilxors finnish and nonfinnish alike have been founded on the never less than hilarious conceit of feigning incomprehension so grave as to be suggestive of neurological injury

― tao lin commentboxing (nakhchivan), Friday, August 22, 2014 9:19 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am Tuomas

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, August 22, 2014 12:20 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

im burt stanton

we are all tuomas

a stanton of one

im pinefox

im a puppy

big jim swells, thats me

bigger jim swells

chaki

jw

big man

rip

one by one, we lay our dn's on coach's desk

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ayYiZPu8ZwQ/ToyAI7wm3fI/AAAAAAAAAIU/NJPfHKL0ycA/s1600/with.name.tag.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6laGvKtPZYQ

sexi teen vidio

the fuck happened here

the clusterfuck happened here

i used to post as burt_stanton

w-w-whaaaa

― k3vin k., Friday, August 22, 2014 2:05 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

k3v otm

closure

Billyburg, trucker cap, skinny jeans,The Strokes, PBR, Union Pool, Sparks, vegan, free-range tofu, "originally from Boston", Vassar, SVA, Pratt, Barnard, Oberlin, Sarah Lawrence, Greenpoint, Bushwick, and the "other" other hoods, X of the word "iron", "art loft", X = the ,urg, ther hoothStrts (non-Western), booth" otcap, skinny jeans,The Strokes, PBR, Union Pookes, = the new Williamsburg (aka Billyburg), offensol, Sparks, dively incorrect usePirBR, Union Poarks, diveat shoes Billybs, X = the nrucker vegtofu Greenpoint, Bushwick, w L train, trust funds, track bikest use, plaid shol, Sp, "origand ew Williamsburg (aka sively incorrec of the worad n", "art loft", X = tneinally from Boston", Vassar, SVA, Pratt, Barnarde "other" Billyburg), offenotcaerp, skinny jeans,The an, "irofree-rnge , Oberlin, Sarah Lawrencehe new L train, trust funds, track bikes, plaid shirts (non-Western), boat shoes

i'm often outrageous, but always a delight? we'll let history decide that.

― burt_stanton, Friday, February 1, 2008 5:45 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

history has a way of dropping the ball

i don't know what the hell i was thinking. a lot of the shit i posted back then was me performing characters in my head, sort-of like Bart Simpson when he was locked up in his room for a summer after breaking his leg.

performing characters in your head or on ilx?
because there's a big difference

i still don't understand what's going on, but it's clear i'm not meant to understand so i don't really care

errr, on ILX. it was a creative outlet i guess. i don't want people thinking i believed a lot of the stupid crap i wrote back then, a lot of it was just performance. which i probably care more about than anyone else does.

can you bring back burt_stanton?