the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

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Shakey turned into Dr. Morbius so gradually, we hardly even noticed.

would he prefer it if we just sat around wishing Lucas were dead?

i was a downy lad, and twee (stevie), Monday, 18 August 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link

I wonder if previous generations got all "man when I was a kid I had this one stick I used to play with, it was the coolest thing" as they aged

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link

George Washington wouldn't shut up about his favorite ax from childhood

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 18 August 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

Some people reminisced about the stick, some people prefered to walk around with the stick firmly planted up their wizened asses.

The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

oh HELLO

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=41928

piscesx, Monday, 18 August 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

xxp yeah no baby boomers definitely were never a target market for having their own childhoods sold back to them, that is a thing that never happened.

As io9.com pointed out the other day, all this talk of unaltered Original Trilogy Blu-Rays is just talk, since Fox owns the worldwide distribution rights to Star Wars in perpetuity, and to the other five movies through 2020.

Yeah, but as also pointed out elsewhere, Fox could stand to strike a deal that would make them bucketloads of money. I think it'll still happen sooner rather than later, there is way too much money to be made for it not to.

Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 18 August 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link

yeah with Lucas' petty ego out of the way the $$$ will win out

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 August 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link

i really hope osmeone writes a good article or oral history or wahtever about g-luc's decision to sell off star wars

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link

that would def be good reading, but surely it all comes down to '$$$$ + tired of being yelled at by nerds'

Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link

afaik he'd said that if his black WWII fighter squadron movie failed he was done w movies. (It failed).

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link

TBF, he did not try to make it good, so he was clearly looking for a way out the whole time.

yeah there could v well have been some subconscious self-sabotage there, it is kind of his overall m.o.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link

such a massively insecure dude

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link

all of his terrible ideas were just cries for help

darth booger or whatever from the cartoons et al

i wanna know the moment he went from i am the mastermind and god of this complex universe and i will be overseeing it and all its technical innovatiosn for decades to come to "ah fuck it"

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:42 (nine years ago) link

I mean, $4 billion

heck (silby), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

Bob Iger probably gave him a call and was like "our stock is up ever since we started this Marvel thing and we're looking for more bankable franchises, how's $4 billion for the whole kit and caboodle sound to you"

heck (silby), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link

s1ocki otm

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

i know it was a lot of money but dude was already loaded, there had to be some sort of large shift in his consciousness

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link

"Those ILX guys sure are mean to me. I'm getting off this boat."

(PS frogbs is George Lucas)

maybe he realized this stuff was just kinda fucking stupid?

you guys know i wasnt specifically asking YOU for your insights on this matter

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

Well Lucas should be along any minute

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

it was four billion dollars s1ocki, how can you not comprehend that

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link

he really wanted that ivory backscratcher

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

maybe he was like hey kids, when i die, do you want four billion dollars or responsibility for star wars

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link

think he's gonna philanthropize so they won't get all 4 bil

heck (silby), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

I, George Lucas, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath all of my worldly belongs to the Sarlacc, where they will learn a new definition of pain as they are slowly digested over a thousand years.

so boba fett probably died of old age, i just realized

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link

Not partic relevant but the talk upthread about ridiculously huge toys, do you think it wd be interesting to do a thread about that - consumer products so extremely expensive that (I assume) almost no-one ever owned them?

cardamon, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link

xp iirc from when i was 12 or so the expanded universe take is that boba fett somehow managed to crawl out

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

"this will be your last chance to own the original masterpiece"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKr5R1VNPjI

hillarious how they flogged them on video before the 97 special versions.

piscesx, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link

"this will be your last chance to own the original masterpiece"

So far has held true I believe.
I remember getting those for Christmas around that time.

Not partic relevant but the talk upthread about ridiculously huge toys, do you think it wd be interesting to do a thread about that - consumer products so extremely expensive that (I assume) almost no-one ever owned them?

would def read this thread

i was a downy lad, and twee (stevie), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 08:46 (nine years ago) link

i wanna know the moment he went from i am the mastermind and god of this complex universe and i will be overseeing it and all its technical innovatiosn for decades to come to "ah fuck it"

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, August 19, 2014 10:42 AM (Yesterday)

george lucas alone at 3:00 am in his vast and darkened imax chamber, peaking on 4 hits of good acid, watching attack of the clones and sobbing uncontrollably

Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 09:29 (nine years ago) link

There's a pleasant 'toys your parents wouldn't buy you' thread, don't recall specificslly, but more of a list / pics thing than a look into the economics and curious product development lives of toys designed for the Gekko tots but hyped indiscriminately to all.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 10:49 (nine years ago) link

This looks pretty rad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHfLX_TMduY

schwantz, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

I remember when I saw him without the beard in photos for Captain Eo and I was all 'whuh?'

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 August 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link

Back when he had a neck.

oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 23 August 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

Galaxy far far away

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 August 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

the "from the mind of george lucas!" tag on the "strange magic" trailer is kind of the equivalent of those photos of diseased lungs they put on cartons of cigarettes in some places

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:11 (nine years ago) link

http://babysimpson.co.uk/info/stationary/7f09.jpg

#Research (stevie), Friday, 23 January 2015 09:20 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

he's doing a sitdown interview w/ Colbert at the Tribeca film fest

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 March 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

still really pissed about that utility data. unbelievable

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 26 March 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3_VZC8VE5U

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:29 (nine years ago) link


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